🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 279 71.7%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 110 28.3%

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I'd like to know who the Guntlicker is that photoshops all of this trash together because Ralph sure as shit doesn't know how to use a computer.
Evidently Janny Shanny slaps them all together himself.

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January 5th 2021,

IS ANYONE HYPED FOR RALPH CONTRACTING COVID AT DC A FEW DAYS LATER??!! How about news of the right wing Antifa, the Proud Boys, getting arrested? Surely @theralph can make laughing at the Young Turks interesting. It isn't as if he burnt bridges with Dame Pesos!
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That and more on tonight's Killstream!
 
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IS ANYONE HYPED FOR RALPH CONTRACTING COVID AT DC A FEW DAYS LATER??!! How about news of the right wing Antifa, the Proud Boys, getting arrested? Surely @theralph can make laughing at the Young Turks interesting. It isn't as if he burnt bridges with Dame Pesos!
arlington hes not legally allowed to be in dc

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this is just his show. this disgusting pig man watching trump uninterrupted with annoying sounds sometimes with those becoming rarer making it more bearable but less transformative:
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fucking abysmal numbers, ralph getting even fatter and it seems to be draining from his arms and under chunt stem to inflate his head daily. hes also angled the camera and is taking great pains to keep the balding greying half of his head away from capping range like a little girl posing for a photo. true ralpha there
 
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fucking abysmal numbers, ralph getting even fatter and it seems to be draining from his arms and under chunt stem to inflate his head daily. hes also angled the camera and is taking great pains to keep the balding greying half of his head away from capping range like a little girl posing for a photo. true ralpha there
A reminder that Ralph's show is not your normal talk show, it's a reverse talk show. A talk show brings on guests for the sole purpose of expanding their exposure to the audience of the talk show, it's a vassal for public relations under the guise of consumable entertainment. It's a give and take situation.

With Ralph, him having guests on is so that he gets exposure to his guest's audience. it's expanding his exposure, a vassal for his own public relations under the guise of consumable entertainment, it's purely a take-take situation.
 
ralph said he made a point to know one party consent laws in virginia has it "had come into play before" gaytor said nothing to this, so this confirms my theory instead of updating when it turned out the magistrate and virginia pd werent actually huge killstream marks hes just trying to sweep it until kf has to manually dig up the arrest and jail processing records to confirm hes not just on a state mandated five month vacay in miami

edit hes inadvertently showed off his balding:
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Evidently Janny Shanny slaps them all together himself.

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Gator has a part time job and yet he can serve as @theralph's audio engineer and publicist. That leaves me to ask what does Ralph contribute other than talking and kicking callers out after yelling over them?

And if Ralph isn't really doing much, why does he use excuses like "I need to prepare for my show" as an excuse for not talking to the Vickers? Of course, he somehow finds the time to text the Vickers *during the show while his guest or Tucker Carlson is talking* but let's take @theralph's word for it!
 
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She is famous enough to have a Wikipedia article. The tl;dr is she is the former keyboardist for Cobra Starship (if you remember that band), and somehow became a popular guest on Howard Stern.

Now I wish I had been aware of this when it was live, just so I could call in and scream I MAKE THEM GOOD GUNTS GO BAAAD.
For a female musician from a charting band, with connections to Howard Stern (and, I assume, the greater showbusiness community), I'm surprised her show generates so little interest. It appears her career took a dive after she got replaced from Cobra Starship (they replaced her pretty early on, in 2007). She caught a break after she started a sexual "relationship with a writer of the [Howard Stern] show, Benjy Bronk," but she was unable to spin that into any kind of enduring success. This Kermit the Dog Show is like her latest feeble attempt at relevance. Kermit btw is her dog, whom she sleeps with. @Null
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After reading her show description, I can't tell if she's trolling, or just losing her mind. She says the Kermit Show is a "comedic spiritual interactive variety show" she created "in place of her Sunday church service" to promote her self-styled "Kermitarian Church," all because "The church she was attending refused to baptize her because she wasn't 'close enough to God.'" I'm leaning toward her being mentally ill and narcissistic, and burned out from too much cocaine.

If I had to guess, she was fucking someone in Dick Masterson's orbit, and he heard she needed guests for her show, so he put her in touch with Ralph.
 
For a female musician from a charting band, with connections to Howard Stern (and, I assume, the greater showbusiness community), I'm surprised her show generates so little interest. It appears her career took a dive after she got replaced from Cobra Starship (they replaced her pretty early on, in 2007). She caught a break after she started a sexual "relationship with a writer of the [Howard Stern] show, Benjy Bronk," but she was unable to spin that into any kind of enduring success. This Kermit the Dog Show is like her latest feeble attempt at relevance. Kermit btw is her dog, whom she sleeps with. @Null

After reading her show description, I can't tell if she's trolling, or just losing her mind. She says the Kermit Show is a "comedic spiritual interactive variety show" she created "in place of her Sunday church service" to promote her self-styled "Kermitarian Church," all because "The church she was attending refused to baptize her because she wasn't 'close enough to God.'" I'm leaning toward her being mentally ill and narcissistic, and burned out from too much cocaine.

If I had to guess, she was fucking someone in Dick Masterson's orbit, and he heard she needed guests for her show, so he put her in touch with Ralph.
Off topic, but I always wanted to ask, what are your thoughts on Nick Fuentes?

Will we get another Cancerless Metokur in the event Ralph goes to jail even though you said you would stop making these videos for now.
 
For a female musician from a charting band, with connections to Howard Stern (and, I assume, the greater showbusiness community), I'm surprised her show generates so little interest. It appears her career took a dive after she got replaced from Cobra Starship (they replaced her pretty early on, in 2007). She caught a break after she started a sexual "relationship with a writer of the [Howard Stern] show, Benjy Bronk," but she was unable to spin that into any kind of enduring success. This Kermit the Dog Show is like her latest feeble attempt at relevance. Kermit btw is her dog, whom she sleeps with. @Null

After reading her show description, I can't tell if she's trolling, or just losing her mind. She says the Kermit Show is a "comedic spiritual interactive variety show" she created "in place of her Sunday church service" to promote her self-styled "Kermitarian Church," all because "The church she was attending refused to baptize her because she wasn't 'close enough to God.'" I'm leaning toward her being mentally ill and narcissistic, and burned out from too much cocaine.

If I had to guess, she was fucking someone in Dick Masterson's orbit, and he heard she needed guests for her show, so he put her in touch with Ralph.

She has the looks and the charisma to run a show, but god is her show a mess and snoozefest. I watched the Gunt episode and basically anything we cared about was already put in this thread. The whole show was this

-She plays kids-esque singalongs about zebras and spider monkeys. Meanwhile two of her regularly guests were fighting over one of them having an arrest record for sexually harassing an underage girl. What is the target age group for this show?
-Her regular callers consist of 2 types of people 1)Low tier ZZZ-list people trying to create their own bloodsports, trying to become Z-list celebrities with their drama 2)Boomers trying to get a piece of the pie.
-Speaking of number 2, you should've seen it. One of her regularly callers was this fucking no talent boomer and was trying to talk her into giving him a contract or paying for him, knowing full well he doesn't and wouldn't contribute shit. When people call Reikita or Masterson Grifters, those 2 are childsplay compared to this crap.
-She at one point starting crying cause she has this troll in her chat that's obsessed with her and says that she wants him. His name is Alexander Octopus-Cortex (lol), think he was going with the animal singalong theme. I just couldn't tell if he's just an experienced troll and (((Current Year))) internet censorship has left her unable to cope with these types of people, or if the guy is actually mentally ill like that guy that used to call into Masterson's show who was obsessed with that Doctor.
-After crying, she started playing some songs on her keyboard about this guy, all while gunty was there. Which further validated what the guy was trolling/obsessing over her over.

I stopped watched halfway through cause 2 of the ZZZ-Tier celebrities (one even had a teenage follower on as well) were making the show unbearable.

Honestly, her show needs a lolcow thread of its own because how much of a mess it is. I honestly think if she got a producer and marketer to improve the show, she could hit it big.


Gezz, a third of the Gunt Retort tonight has just been him and gaydur watching these videos of a no name titty streamer cooking.
 
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Gezz, a third of the Gunt Retort tonight has just been him and gaydur watching these videos of a no name titty streamer cooking.
the other third was watching trump with no commentary in a dull cope speech,

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keep in mind at least a fourth of these goes to gaytor not even counting xander's hypothetical take, this leaves ralph with only 52 dollars and 14 cents which is below the lowest currently allotted minimum daily wage in america. its probably closer to half since iirc streamers like andy and tonka and failure in this sphere do it by equal portions for cohosting. this is pathetic how ralph hasnt killed himself just speaks to his inhumanity and status a gunted piglet.

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look at how beady and piglike his eyes are
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And here's warski ----------->20 mins<----------- in
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Gotta give warski props. He's got a structure to his show and somewhat appealing content. You know gunty has to be seething at this shit. I think if Ralph goes to jail (doubt he will), warski would take his timeslot and really get an audience.
 
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Gotta give warski props. He's got a structure to his show and somewhat appealing content. You know gunty has to be seething at this shit. I think if Ralph goes to jail (doubt he will), warski would take his timeslot and really get an audience.
The most bizarre thing to me is that when they were both on YouTube, Ralph would pull in twice Warski's numbers when he would do Warpath. Maybe Geekthulhu was that unlikable, IDK, maybe it was that Warski did it during the early evening before Ralph, but it's still odd how these numbers flipped. What suddenly spiked for people to watch Warski now on DLive? The zombie/vampire/meth addict/hooker/midnight illness crowd?
 
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The most bizarre thing to me is that when they were both on YouTube, Ralph would pull in twice Warski's numbers when he would do Warpath. Maybe Geekthulhu was that unlikable, IDK, maybe it was that Warski did it during the early evening before Ralph, but it's still odd how these numbers flipped. What suddenly spiked for people to watch Warski now on DLive? The zombie/vampire/meth addict/hooker/midnight illness crowd?
he probably bots and has a core of tard guard willing to throw more money than ralphs audience since warski for some time had actually appealed to people on his own without having his drank comma corpse carried by more interesting people.
 
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he probably bots and has a core of tard guard willing to throw more money than ralphs audience since warski for some time had actually appealed to people on his own without having his drank comma corpse carried by more interesting people.
I just find it really weird that seal claps beat dolphin laughs.

That and Kyler uses a soundboard just like Gator used to. It's just all so strange to consider. Are Warski's topics less political in nature, is that the draw of it?
 
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