🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 279 71.7%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 110 28.3%

  • Total voters
    389
Holy shit I tune in for a couple of minutes and Ralph is killed every 20 seconds without even coming close to getting a kill.
In the time I watched he was killed 7 times without killing anyone, plus he plays like a pussy scared of getting killed, letting the team carry him.
Why even watch this? To hear Bibble's commentary? Warski saying "scallywag"? Or a few autist paypigs that get to play with their idol?
274 viewers by the way.
Ralph is terrible at games. I don't know why he even tries to do gaming streams. He was embarrassed by that Metokur Mortal Kombat stream and when he used to do gaming streams with Nora, he would usually lose badly. No idea why he made gaming and Gamergate part of his identity.
 
Ralph is terrible at games. I don't know why he even tries to do gaming streams. He was embarrassed by that Metokur Mortal Kombat stream and when he used to do gaming streams with Nora, he would usually lose badly. No idea why he made gaming and Gamergate part of his identity.
Doesn't help much that he's usually sloshed off of his ass, doesn't understand basic game mechanics and has the reaction time of a sloth. And yet he was a GamerGate "journalist"? Makes you wonder if Anita could beat him (likely) in a game of Smash Bros or whatever.
 
Haven't had the time to catch this gaming stream. Previous one with Mark Colett him and Warski just continuously ran and hid when shot at until they had shots fired towards them again. Ralph running around an entire game with a magnum mad he can't kill a guy 300 feet away.

Hot take, Gator is better than Ralph at gaming and DSP is essentially a god compared to these scrubs.
 
Haven't had the time to catch this gaming stream. Previous one with Mark Colett him and Warski just continuously ran and hid when shot at until they had shots fired towards them again. Ralph running around an entire game with a magnum mad he can't kill a guy 300 feet away.

Hot take, Gator is better than Ralph at gaming and DSP is essentially a god compared to these scrubs.
"Aww Warski cmon I was busy responding to the chat, I couldn't even see him coming around the corner!"
 
Is there enough material for a This Is How You Don't Play: Gunt Edition?
From the brief footage I've watched from Ralph's gaming streams he tends to look like he's focusing hard (most likely because of his blurred vision due to being drunk) so he doesn't speak as much. I'm sure there are some gems in there but who can be fucked to watch that shit for more than 5 minutes?
 
wasnt dsp actually pretty decent to good in some niches like the snes port of mortal kombat or something?
He ranked like top eight or something for some like obscure street fighter port-of-a-port. One the fighting game community at large regards as kinda broken and not ''optimal''.
 
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wasnt dsp actually pretty decent to good in some niches like the snes port of mortal kombat or something?
He ranked like top eight or something for some like obscure street fighter port-of-a-port. One the fighting game community at large regards as kinda broken and not ''optimal''.
DSP ranked top 4 on street fighter 2 turbo in 2005.
 
He ranked like top eight or something for some like obscure street fighter port-of-a-port. One the fighting game community at large regards as kinda broken and not ''optimal''.

And to be fair, he only placed that high because most of the pros hated the port so much they abstained from the tournament. One guy was going to try to make it to evo just to gate keep the good positions though never made it out. DSP was the top ranked American in a shitty ps one port of street fighter and it's his proudest accomplishment in life.
 
Caught the tail end of Null's game stream tonight. Had about 630 viewers on trovo and about 500 on youtube. Given Ralph measures his self worth solely on viewer count, does he get even close to these numbers nowadays?

Somewhere in crack shack in Virginia, a disgusting gunted hambeast is crying into an empty bottle of maker's mark in a drunken stuport and muttering to himself about ayylawgs, moons and broken dicks.
 
And to be fair, he only placed that high because most of the pros hated the port so much they abstained from the tournament. One guy was going to try to make it to evo just to gate keep the good positions though never made it out. DSP was the top ranked American in a shitty ps one port of street fighter and it's his proudest accomplishment in life.
eh its enough to make me think he would be better than ethan.

Caught the tail end of Null's game stream tonight. Had about 630 viewers on trovo and about 500 on youtube. Given Ralph measures his self worth solely on viewer count, does he get even close to these numbers nowadays?
he gets 472 non botted viewers. his bot count is usually 700-900, recently he felt invigorated pre ban by the dc stuff and then spiteful post ban and post me laughing at his real numbers so hes been botting it to 900-1.2k and @CeeShape alleges at one point 1.3k but i havent seen it and i have disagreed with the higher ends of his estimates before.
 
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I love the sword. It makes me think:

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MY LIEGE
 
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