🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Malaika]

I decided to give yesterdays show a chance with an open mind, but my god is it bad. They spend 45 minutes just talking about personal shit they know no one gives a shit about. Only for them to awkwardly go "Oh, I guess we should take a look at some of these stories, huh..?" Their commentary on the news is beyond shit, ironically Rand being the only one who says something interesting/funny cause everyone else is too fucking scared.

Speaking of being scared, Ralph loses his absolute mind whenever anyone says anything that goes against the MSM narrative "I-I-I obviously disavow that..!" You can't even say that you don't have faith in the American democracy anymore. They ignored their fucking guest for the majority of the show, too busy talking about themselves and their own troubles. I mean, I struggle to call it a show. I'm all for free-forming podcasts but the killstream has devolved into a group of middle-aged cowards giving ice-cold takes because none of them wants to get a day job, or go back to college.

That said Rand accidentally (or intentionally ) fucking with Ralph and saying whatever he has on his mind is pretty amusing. I might listen just for the inevitable kick rand from stream explosion before I peace out.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Who TF is this guy? Crows of Judgement? we got a hookah nargilah fedora shitskin here to talk about the Gunt. lol.

A weeb wars retard who turned on his brother for some ugly costhot. His brother, Dean has a YouTube Channel

https://youtube.com/c/DATalks

 

[MeltyTW]

Speaking of being scared, Ralph loses his absolute mind whenever anyone says anything that goes against the MSM narrative "I-I-I obviously disavow that..!" You can't even say that you don't have faith in the American democracy anymore.

then theres just literally no point in the killstream, i could watch father vaush or contra, or destiny, etc etc etc etc etc colbert even for much more energized left wing approved takes, no wonder people arent tossing him hardly any literal ha'pennies.

A weeb wars retard who turned on his brother for some ugly costhot. His brother, Dean has a YouTube Channel

https://youtube.com/c/DATalks

what i love about this and trovo is even with many of us never having seen these people or sites theyre still loads more culturally relevant than ralph even taking his botted high of 980 last night as fact instead of his actual true and honest total of 472 and they didnt even have to go to jail or ruin their lives

 

[Vetti]

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Yea, yesterday's show felt like it went on forever. I thought it was wrapping up around an hour in before I checked the time. Ralph is already remembering that he hates Rand so I'd guess he'll be booted from his cohost position before long.

what i love about this and trovo is even with many of us never having seen these people or sites theyre still loads more culturally relevant than ralph even taking his botted high of 980 last night as fact instead of his actual true and honest total of 472 and they didnt even have to go to jail or ruin their lives

I wouldn't be too quick to accuse Ralph of botting yet. His Trovo channel already has around 3K subscribers and the past two nights has seen him getting views that are around a third of that with two decently well known guests. That C-tier guest boost on top of the extra engagement following his Dlive suspension makes a high hundreds/low thousand view count realistic in my eyes. I'd expect him to drop back down to 400ish live viewers in a few weeks or maybe sooner.

 

[Vetti]

It's 3:00PM EST and he has yet to stream.

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[MeltyTW]

I wouldn't be too quick to accuse Ralph of botting yet. His Trovo channel already has around 3K subscribers and the past two nights has seen him getting views that are around a third of that with two decently well known guests. That C-tier guest boost on top of the extra engagement following his Dlive suspension makes a high hundreds/low thousand view count realistic in my eyes. I'd expect him to drop back down to 400ish live viewers in a few weeks or maybe sooner.

but he didnt break 1k the first night when he had that same guest, he only got 1k when we mocked him and he botted the next night, he didnt get 1.1k until i mocked him for losing from dlive and then the very next night he passes that for no reason, not only that but one day he had a short wait time and the pre show audience was 470s, the next night he waited for an hour to start and it was the exact same number until the second he started then the steady ramp, then last night he stayed at that number until i mocked him and then shortly after he doubles his viewership within a ten minute period. during the ppp duel he magically always had the numbers to catch up.

idk how many of these itll take until everyone else can just say "yeah its definitely botting" but it is, how else does he magically without fail have these spite views?

edit i should mention the period he was steady at his real viewership of 400 wasnt a small amount of time either it was almost an hour into his show where he usually bots up substantially by then,

edit: apologies if my tone sounds aggressive i just really love monitoring ralph try and desperately inflate his micro e-peen and i forget literally no one else cares if some fat felon midget has 400 or 1k bots or retards, never meant to sound condescending to anyone i just want the troooof to be known.

 

[Vetti]

idk how many of these itll take until everyone else can just say "yeah its definitely botting" but it is, how else does he magically without fail have these spite views?

I dunno but he better hope Trovo doesn't catch on.

 

[MeltyTW]

I dunno but he better hope Trovo doesn't catch on.

lol yeah that rule is based, ralph might inadvertently get banned trying to spite me and "prove" he's a bigshot. 9k tonight ralph or you do not have a penis and are gay, 9k is what it takes to not be a total failure who should sudoku

 

[Kup]

1/15/2021 Killstream Recap

• The show actually starts before 10:00PM. Incredible!
• Ralph immediately starts talking about Dlive disabling X tagged channel's donations.
• Gator and Randbot are both on.
• Gator gives a frozen take about right wing media being censored. Claims Dlive actually had some interesting content before the grift-right left it.
• Info War's own Harrison Smith is on as a guest.
• Harrison gives his own tepid take on censorship. The Killstream tradition of not providing interesting perspective on anything continues.
• Ralph strangely sounds more tired and out of it on this show with a guest than yesterday's without one. This is a bad time to phone it in.
• Rand pipes up for the first time. Says Dlive fucked him and stole $800 from him.
• Ralph says that Dlive owes him more than that and insinuates that they won't give him what he's owed in the future.
• Ralph tells his paypig, Nukem, to change his name. "Gaytah tell him to change it"!
• Gator and Ralph are freaking out about his name and think it'll jeopardize their monetization. Gator sounds manic and is yelling about this. "Ban 'em Gaytah".
• Rand references Ralph's Vaush debate meltdown and Ralph looks visibly pained by the reminder.
• Telegram shilling starts early.
• Ethan promotes Dick Masterson's fediverse bullshit.
• After 25 minutes, Ralph acknowledges his guest for the first time.
• Gator delivers another cringe inducing dunk on the tolerant left.
• They fly through some filler news stories about Torba and Trump wanting to make a secret account on Parler.
• Gator shoehorns in an X Gon' Give It To Ya joke. Rand gives one pity laugh and the rest ignore him.
• Harrison gives a doom and gloom take about the future. Hints at Info Wars being at the forefront of an underground resistance to evil.
• More news stories.
• Ralph is visibly mad at Rand for laughing and making semispicy jokes.
• Ralph bans someone in chat for (((echo posting))).
• More Capitol talk. Literally nothing new.
• Ralph disavows Harrison saying he thought the Capitol protests were good. Specifically says he hopes the Trovo administrators hear and understand him.
• Ralph asks Harrison some more questions he knows the answers to make small talk.
• Rand spitballs some theories about feds despite actually being a federal employee.
• Lets go to the phones. First caller doesn't make it through.
• Phone calls are over; back to Nancy.
• Warski is on. Says that he almost came on the show in a novelty Auschwitz shirt.
• Andy is ashamed of having backed Dlive now that his money is gone.
• Everyone is angry about their money being gone again. They're mad at Baked for making Dlive uncomfortable with their crowd. This leads to some twenty minutes of Dlive complaints in total.
• They talk David Knight and Info Wars for a minute, allowing the guest to be welcome in a conversation for the first time tonight.
• "If 2020 would've taught me anything you'd think it would be not to trust women" - Ralph.
• Callers again.
• Pey calls in. Talks some, says nothing.
• Butters calls. He butchers Warski's Dlive joke and brings nothing to the table. I hate him.
• Ralph is yelling at Rand for joking that he supports the guy stealing the lectern.
• Calling black people "scallywags" is made into a forced meme on the spot.
• Ralph won't let a caller make a day of the pillow joke. No fun allowed.
• Over a thousand combined viewers across Trovo and YouTube!
• Gator does an Alex Jones voice. Nobody is impressed and he shuts up for the rest of the show.
• Some talk about the National Guard.
• Warski leaves.
• Watching clips now. Commentary duties are cut in half; what a relief.
• A few last minute callers roll in.
• Chat is S'ing to spit on Dlive's corpse. Ralph was still trying to be cordial with them when the show started.
• Stream dies. F's in chat.
• It's back.
• Ralph says he should've ended the show already. Says Rand has had too much to drink. I don't think he'll stay as a cohost for long.
• Harrison is out. Shills the Info Wars store one last time before leaving.
• "We got along so well all those months you weren't live. HAHAHAAA. I can- I can feel the tension starting already" - Ralph to Rand.
• Rand is out.
• Gator leaves prematurely. Ralph has to shill his Trovo channel for him.
• Ralph says he'll do some game streams. I hope he does as he's awful at everything he plays.
• Show ends.

You are a trooper, I agree about Butters. When I burned through all my media during quarantine and in my desperation listened to the Killstream I grew to hate that fucking sped.

 

[instythot]

1/15/2021 Killstream Recap

• The show actually starts before 10:00PM. Incredible!
• Ralph immediately starts talking about Dlive disabling X tagged channel's donations.
• Gator and Randbot are both on.
• Gator gives a frozen take about right wing media being censored. Claims Dlive actually had some interesting content before the grift-right left it.
• Info War's own Harrison Smith is on as a guest.
• Harrison gives his own tepid take on censorship. The Killstream tradition of not providing interesting perspective on anything continues.
• Ralph strangely sounds more tired and out of it on this show with a guest than yesterday's without one. This is a bad time to phone it in.
• Rand pipes up for the first time. Says Dlive fucked him and stole $800 from him.
• Ralph says that Dlive owes him more than that and insinuates that they won't give him what he's owed in the future.
• Ralph tells his paypig, Nukem, to change his name. "Gaytah tell him to change it"!
• Gator and Ralph are freaking out about his name and think it'll jeopardize their monetization. Gator sounds manic and is yelling about this. "Ban 'em Gaytah".
• Rand references Ralph's Vaush debate meltdown and Ralph looks visibly pained by the reminder.
• Telegram shilling starts early.
• Ethan promotes Dick Masterson's fediverse bullshit.
• After 25 minutes, Ralph acknowledges his guest for the first time.
• Gator delivers another cringe inducing dunk on the tolerant left.
• They fly through some filler news stories about Torba and Trump wanting to make a secret account on Parler.
• Gator shoehorns in an X Gon' Give It To Ya joke. Rand gives one pity laugh and the rest ignore him.
• Harrison gives a doom and gloom take about the future. Hints at Info Wars being at the forefront of an underground resistance to evil.
• More news stories.
• Ralph is visibly mad at Rand for laughing and making semispicy jokes.
• Ralph bans someone in chat for (((echo posting))).
• More Capitol talk. Literally nothing new.
• Ralph disavows Harrison saying he thought the Capitol protests were good. Specifically says he hopes the Trovo administrators hear and understand him.
• Ralph asks Harrison some more questions he knows the answers to make small talk.
• Rand spitballs some theories about feds despite actually being a federal employee.
• Lets go to the phones. First caller doesn't make it through.
• Phone calls are over; back to Nancy.
• Warski is on. Says that he almost came on the show in a novelty Auschwitz shirt.
• Andy is ashamed of having backed Dlive now that his money is gone.
• Everyone is angry about their money being gone again. They're mad at Baked for making Dlive uncomfortable with their crowd. This leads to some twenty minutes of Dlive complaints in total.
• They talk David Knight and Info Wars for a minute, allowing the guest to be welcome in a conversation for the first time tonight.
• "If 2020 would've taught me anything you'd think it would be not to trust women" - Ralph.
• Callers again.
• Pey calls in. Talks some, says nothing.
• Butters calls. He butchers Warski's Dlive joke and brings nothing to the table. I hate him.
• Ralph is yelling at Rand for joking that he supports the guy stealing the lectern.
• Calling black people "scallywags" is made into a forced meme on the spot.
• Ralph won't let a caller make a day of the pillow joke. No fun allowed.
• Over a thousand combined viewers across Trovo and YouTube!
• Gator does an Alex Jones voice. Nobody is impressed and he shuts up for the rest of the show.
• Some talk about the National Guard.
• Warski leaves.
• Watching clips now. Commentary duties are cut in half; what a relief.
• A few last minute callers roll in.
• Chat is S'ing to spit on Dlive's corpse. Ralph was still trying to be cordial with them when the show started.
• Stream dies. F's in chat.
• It's back.
• Ralph says he should've ended the show already. Says Rand has had too much to drink. I don't think he'll stay as a cohost for long.
• Harrison is out. Shills the Info Wars store one last time before leaving.
• "We got along so well all those months you weren't live. HAHAHAAA. I can- I can feel the tension starting already" - Ralph to Rand.
• Rand is out.
• Gator leaves prematurely. Ralph has to shill his Trovo channel for him.
• Ralph says he'll do some game streams. I hope he does as he's awful at everything he plays.
• Show ends.

Wait a second? Warski got booted from dlive too?

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Wait a second? Warski got booted from dlive too?

He was demonitized so there's no real point for him to stay there if he can't get shekels.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I really hope he plays some online game so he can get wings'd and stream sniped

 

[Kup]

I really hope he plays some online game so he can get wings'd and stream sniped

“Gator ban anyone taking about Faith.”

“Ban the word gunt.”

RalphofRedemption saga would be perfect.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

“Gator ban anyone taking about Faith.”

“Ban the word gunt.”

RalphofRedemption saga would be perfect.

He'd probably be way more successful if he went the route of allowing himself to be fucked with in video games and just raging out like how he normally does

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

He'd probably be way more successful if he went the route of allowing himself to be fucked with in video games and just raging out like how he normally does

Going the DSP route seems a little too obvious but Ralph certainly won't turn down any opportunity to make shekels.

 

[Vetti]

The game stream is finally live for anyone who wants to watch.

Trovo

Trovo is an interactive live streaming platform, you can check out the hottest games live, share your own gaming experiences, and join an amazing community created especially for gamers, creators and do-ers.

trovo.live

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

He'd probably be way more successful if he went the route of allowing himself to be fucked with in video games and just raging out like how he normally does

I can imagine Ralph throwing controllers like wings.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

The game stream is finally live for anyone who wants to watch.

Trovo

Trovo is an interactive live streaming platform, you can check out the hottest games live, share your own gaming experiences, and join an amazing community created especially for gamers, creators and do-ers.

trovo.live

All right, so I think I hear Warski and AIDS Moby, but can someone remind me of who "Jaden" is? A paypig?

 

[Vetti]

All right, so I think I hear Warski and AIDS Moby, but can someone remind me of who "Jaden" is? A paypig?

I guess it's Jaden McNeil who is a prominent groyper.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Holy shit I tune in for a couple of minutes and Ralph is killed every 20 seconds without even coming close to getting a kill.
In the time I watched he was killed 7 times without killing anyone, plus he plays like a pussy scared of getting killed, letting the team carry him.
Why even watch this? To hear Bibble's commentary? Warski saying "scallywag"? Or a few autist paypigs that get to play with their idol?
274 viewers by the way.