Seeing everyone is writing sugary sweet messages to Ralph in case he reads this thread, I'll be unoriginal and join in : Ralph, you're a lying piece of shit. I don't really care whether you do well or not, I just like to laugh at you when I'm bored. I honestly don't believe half the things you've tweeted out the past few days. I hope your mom gets out of this okay, if only for the fact I know nothing about her.
I'm supremely confident most of your so-called concern is an act on your part and everything you're doing and saying tells me you don't give half a lick about what's happening to your mother. I won't join the others in giving heartfelt advice on how you should spend more time with your mother, you're stupid but you already know all this. And we both know you'll spend less than half as much time with her as you'll be claiming you did on twitter, and that you can barely bring yourself to care beyond how many likes and retweets you're able to farm from people with softer hearts than mine. Stay safe, champ.