🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Mr.Downer]

What do you guys think the ACTUAL reason is?

I'd like to believe that he wants to keep a disgusting fat blob like Gunt around to make himself looking better in comparison, just like how a pretty chick would hang with chicks who are less prettier than them.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

What do you guys think the ACTUAL reason is?

It's either

A) He probably needs a new maddox
B) he doesn't have friends outside of shaun
C) He needs a friend who's more embarrassing as him to make himself look good in comparison. Like how cliques have that one oddball of the group to be then punchline of the others jokes.

 

[L. Duse]

X-post from the dick thread.

Why does Dick associate with Ethan Ralph?

He's hilarious and the only people who don't think so are jealous incels who can't spot obvious sarcasm.

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He is not wrong. Ralph is hilarious albeit for all of the wrong reasons.

 

[ddlloo]

X-post from the dick thread.

Why does Dick associate with Ethan Ralph?

He's hilarious and the only people who don't think so are jealous incels who can't spot obvious sarcasm.

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I haven't followed Dick in ages, because he just went completely off the fucking rails and then some during the early lockdowns, but that's quite an interesting answer. It could easily be read as him saying "Ralph is hilarious" is his own sarcastic answer to the question, which has interesting implications. I've often wondered how many of the hangerons he happily accepts are there to in part act as a member of a freak show exhibit. I mean Dax himself often veers (both willingly and unwillingly) into making himself be the exhibit, so it wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Kup]

What do you guys think the ACTUAL reason is?

I think Dick keeps Ralph around as a constant cautionary tale to keep himself in check and know what NOT to do. Dick obviously has self control issues and having a fat retard as a constant warning isn’t a half-bad idea.

 

[L. Duse]

I think Dick keeps Ralph around as a constant cautionary tale to keep himself in check and know what NOT to do. Dick obviously has self control issues and having a fat retard as a constant warning isn’t a half-bad idea.

It is my observation that Dick is partly the reason why Ralph is the way he is. One of the highlights of the Killstream is a humble Ralph telling Mundanematt that both of them will never be famous in the mainstream sense.

So why is Ralph of today so different from Bouldergate Ralph who was almost likeable? It could be all a facade but it can also be Dick Masterson's bad influence.

Look at the bad advice he gave to Ralph and Mumkey Jones to cheat, to go on threesomes and ruin their relationships with their significant others.

The advice he gave to Ralph to show his pig ugly face while he streams went so well didn't it?

Of course, Ralph is ultimately responsible for his behaviour but I am in left in no doubt that Dick Masterson had a part to encourage this behaviour and put bad ideas in Ralph's head.

 

[MeltyTW]

So why is Ralph of today so different from Bouldergate Ralph who was almost likeable? It could be all a facade but it can also be Dick Masterson's bad influence.

i think it was a facade to some unknown degree, his idea of not being famous meant he probably didnt think he would reach quite pewdiepie levels but still near there, also he would have had to be a pos his whole life before and after that brief window for it to not be a lie,

dick 100 percent made his piggy lust for borderline to illegal girls worse though 100 percent i could believe he saw nora as basically legal since hes such a child anything above 8 must seem like a wizened mistress of years of knowledge and experience and he seemed genuinely disgusted with loli and underage stuff iirc, come dick and hes agreeing with him about it being funny to suggest you like underage girls but will officially say "shes attractive when shes 18" if questioned on what about girls near the age,

i think for most traits he less amplified them and more gave him an eceleb protector and excuses to make him feel safer being a pos.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

I think Dick keeps Ralph around as a constant cautionary tale to keep himself in check and know what NOT to do. Dick obviously has self control issues and having a fat retard as a constant warning isn’t a half-bad idea.

Nah it's just the thing women do in having one fat friend/ugly hang around so the rest of the group looks better in comparison.

 

[MeltyTW]

fucking look at this dude

also i drew the star and the empress asking about ralph so troon arc confirmed:

 

[Pomniman]

"Hey kid, have you heard of mr metokur?"

The memes write themselves.

 

[FM Bradley]

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fucking look at this dude

It looks like his mother cut his hair...

Yesterday.

 

[CECA Loather]

One of the worst guest choices in recent memory. Stupid fat fuck thought name recognition = more views, but his audience hates her, her fandom of professional Zionists and geriatric Miami heebs would report the Killstream to the ADL if they knew what it was (which they wouldn’t), and any neutral person would be turned off by the shit quality of the content.

Ralph, if you are reading this thread, if you want someone who can sperg about the great motherland, I am only a DM away. If Butters can be a cohost then I or indeed anyone can cohost.

Also, Rekieta is on apparently. I can't call in but I really have a question to ask him.

Hello Nick Rekeita. I am sure you are an expert in Common Law governing former British colonies. If I were to threaten to kneecap Australians whose heads are bashed in with ammo crates, will I be held legally liable in Murica? Please tell. I hate Aussies.

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

"Dear Mr Rackets, how does it feel to have an 0-60 record in both lawyering and gunt guarding?"

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Kangz and sheit Wednesday.

 

[Vetti]

Gator's fake laugh might be the worst thing I've ever heard on this show.

 

[PhoBingas]

I'll have a recap at the end. If nobody posts I'll come back and edit this one.

Killstream TL;DW Recap
• Tardy and homosexual as per tradition. Only 15 minutes late. That’s pretty much early for Ralph! Open to Stranglehold. Gunt looking a little extra blotchy tonight. Intro music until 10 PM though.
• Said he’s gonna do some “writing” at the hospital. I wonder who is getting a hit piece this time. He then tells a totally real story about how he met a true and honest fan at the hospital. Call out to daddy gym. Come back daddy gym!
• “I don’t fuck with wildsmile. Me and him don’t get along.”
• Rackets is on! I wonder if he’ll give us advise on how best to let other men fuck our wives? He goes on to tell us about how he’s been streaming a lot covering putting trump in a fruit and congress being retarded.
• Rackets goes into talk about how congress shouldn’t be able to make policy on the stonk market. AOC bad. He makes a joke about AOC fucking horses. He then gives us a play by play of his slap on the wrist on Youtube streaming shit from the pubic hearing.
• Ralph goes in to say it hurts Rackets’ brand for spam and deceptive practices since so many people call him a shameless grifter. Gator comes in just in time with a piss warm take. Rackets is getting a little butthurt on the interwebs going over everything.
• Bibble comes in with some truth bombs. Rakets makes a little joke about it all being true and he was hustling pubic hair for 3 bucks a pop. They then go into some political shit. Ralph looks bored. Ralph clicking around while Rackets is talking about the Supreme Court.
• Ralph goes in to take a jab at the left. They talk about a few more “leftoids bad hurr durr” articles.
• Bibble rationalized that if you don’t have anything to hide, you should have not problem handing over your tax returns, hand over your feet pics, and spread your butthole.
• Someone super potions or whatever to ask when he’s doing another E-whore stream. Rakets makes his leave.
• They go into the CPAC shit. Gator says he PERSONALLY cencored the clip that was played. Biden dropped gamer words. Biden is the first gamer president. Playing vidya while Texas froze, now dropping n words.
• Bibble wants to see Biden play Amogus with kids. They go in about how Biden gets a free pass but Trump “they had to make shit up” about him.
• Ralph shills his zoosadism group. Bibble devolves into Kenny Jones “Get this Twending on Twitter.”
• They go in to talk about the guy who got yeeted by CPAC. I guess Yung Pharoh is gonna be on the show soon. He got banned / asked to leave / removed from the speakers list for being a Black Israelite
• Ralph goes on to say how his show is so fair and balanced having people from across the political spectrum. A “legacy of excellence” if you will. wow
• He then goes to say Yung Pharoh ‘er whoever “Has some points”. Oi vey, Ralph!
• “It was six degrees of seperationship” Ralph going back to talk about the random fan he met.
• He goes to talk about how much money Metokur was making and you can see the seethe and jealousy on his face and hear it in his voice. Gator gives us a piss warm take about the WSJ hitpiece being only to fuck with their cash flow. “we were about to hit that next level shit and they were terrified”
• The fan he “met” said he wished he could do what Ralph does. If he only knew. Gator gives a shoutout to the “boomer”
• Ralph shills his hats. Ralph trying to be new Metocuck. Ralph thinks the hat is the best piece of merch he sold. $30 a hat. Gator goes into his best Jimbo impression. These are quality hats made by adults in a slave facotry I guess.
• Fuck there’s still another hour and a half. Shoot me now.
• More Kang banished from CPAC. Bibble says he only got in shit for talking shit about the longnose tribe. Gator gives us a piss-warm take. Gator oh so wants to be the next metokur.
• Ralph thinks its gonna be epic. He even adknowledged that it might “burn his channel down”. Bibble reminds of Waco Wednesday. Bibble says come hell or high water he will be on that stream.
• Ralph threatens to whip out his 35mm dick and piss on CPAC.
• Ralph mentioned the 600$ donation from godwinson in the middle of a “huge scandal”. Ralph says he got the money cashed out. “Maybe he had to make that donation to be taken seriously for a coming venture.” Bibble wants on the RV. Ralph says yes.
• Killstream RV?! I fucking hope so!
• Ralph goes in to talk about BAT dropping after people cashing out. Bibble goes into some boxing or UFC shit.
• Gator brings up that Keemstar retweeted the Biden gamer word tweet; then goes into a little tangent. Ralph swears keem got it from the killstream... Yeah, sure buddy.
• Ralph goes on to say he tries to keep his work schedule as to not wallow and feel down. Ralph half admits he’d rather get little nigger potions and asspats than spend time with his dying mother.
• They read our friend’s superdoot. Ralph even deduces that there must be some sort of beef with randbot.
• They do smash or pass on El Chapo’s wife. She got scooped today at a VA air port. Ralph votes smash as does the board. Ralph says she must have that Michelin man grip and the rest of his crayon crew thinks its a little weird.
• Randbot staggers in. He clears up the law. Rand tries to make a little quip and gator gives us yet another take as warm as 3 hour old McDonalds.
• Rand leaves as quickly as he comes.
• They go into some article about the ADL thinking SNL is crossing the line with jew jokes.
• More capital riot shit. More “domestic terrorism” yadda yadda... Guy umms and ahhs more than Andy. Gator goes into a 3 year old joke about Ross.
• Hate crime news. Black on Asian hate crimes. Joggers killing Asians is somehow Trump’s fault.
• Superchatter asks about his thoughts on AFPAC. Gunt regrets that he can’t go because of his sick mom. I wonder if the groyper camp is salty he’s not going. I should hope they understand but I wouldn’t put it past them sperging. Ralph says he might do some commentary on the AFPAC stuff if they stream it live.
• Bibble shills his cat project with Tardski. No tardski tonight though.
• Ending early, thank fuck! He shills his merch and Gator chimes in giving his best gymbo impression... Holy ol’ fuck stop milking it and just play that shitty outro song.
• Gator shills his shit nobody cares about like an auctioneer and Ralph shills his pateron content.
• Cue the sunset song and gunt signs off.

 

[Cow Poly]

What a fucking garbage show tonight. Far worse than usual.... and we have an abysmally low expectation of you piggy.

 

[Keranu]

When gunt cyptically spoke of the Godwinson donation (did anything even prompt this subect to come up?) and told us to "think about it," my hope was that he's hinting at fulfilling the PPP fight.

Which if that's the case, I assume Ralph will just pocket the money and not show up.

Schizo theory:

The PPP camp had fight discussions with Ralph sometime last year. Ralph agreed to $600 upfront and PPP agreed to stop alogging Ralph or talk about his legal situation.

PPP has hardly spoke of the gunt since August (post-sex tape), aside from paying strange compliments to the gunt and defending him against doppleganger Vickers. Godwinson would mysteriously show up on Killstreams last fall to generously drop lino's for Ralph's Makers Mark fund.

Due to Ralph's legal situations and difficulties traveling from COVID restrictions, the fight would have to take place sometime after 2020 -- assuming Ralph did not go to jail.

EDIT: Another aylawg suggested to me that Ralph's recent gym trips could be him preparing for the big fight.

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I have no idea what else Ralphquicia is up to or why the RV was brought up. I don't know why Godwinson would fund or participate in a RV7 scenario, is there something I'm out of the loop on? Or am I just an autistic retard.

 

[Vetti]

I'd like a fight. I also wouldn't leave them paying Ralph to show up for the Golden Gunts off the table.

 

[Niggernerd]

I don’t fuck with wildsmile. Me and him don’t get along

Wonder why.
WS seems happily married and has a comfy small group of viewers.
ralph is some obese drunk pill popping degenerate who couldn't keep a s/o to save his life.

You should take some notes from WS, fat boy.