Never understood the alpha, beta and now gamma designations, especially since gamma rays are deadlier than beta, which is worse than alpha.
Alpha radiation can be practically blocked by the human skin or a piece of fucking paper, it's only dangerous when ingested, the nigger of the trio for sure. Alpha radiation only caused so much damage across Europe because it contaminated food sources such as fruit and mushrooms, a consequence of you guessed it, the glorious communist tech of Chernobyl.
Beta radiation can penetrate the skin, but it's blocked easily with tin foil, or several sheets of paper. Higher tier than alpha but a shoplifting nigger isn't that much higher class than a rapey nigger. Scared of beta radiation? Literally make yourself a tin foil suit, Alex Jonestein must be proud.
Gamma radiation is deadly. It can cause irreversible DNA damage, it can fuck up your organs and cause cancer. It's also extremely useful in treating cancer, and controlled use can combat tumours. I'm sure gaydur the radiologist knows a thing or two about these pesky rays.
If I wanted to be radioactive, I'll go with gamma and give people cancer. Alpha and beta are both gay, so is Milo. It's funny but I still don't understand why alpha is supposedly the chad when its radioactive counterpart is blocked by fucking paper.
