🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[MeltyTW]

ethan ralph has made 54 to 55 dollars depending on whether gifted subs pay him whether theyre taken or not (unlike dlive it actually removes it automatically then shows a separate box if its taken so i know no one took it) this is either a bit over or under a va min wage 8 hour day depending on lunch length and whether its paid but i cant be assed to watch the rest of the ks krew rub their two shared brain cells together tonight

i just wanted to point out me shaming ethan and him riling up and forcing the paypigs to pay him more the next night used to be from a bit under min wage to an actual wage and now its from 5 dollars to maybe minimum wage if hes lucky. im pretty satisfied with this so this might be the last thing since i think at this point everyone accepts his show is dead except 5 of the most delusional of the delusional gunt guard, and im not going to get any better than his nickel per show streams

I mostly just come here to read PhoBingas' recaps of the streams just to see how friggin delusional the Gunt and his friends continue to be. Between the Gunt, Fuentes, Trumptards and all the conspiracy theorists I've never seen grown ass adults so far separated from reality.

you dont believe gaytor when he says courts now treat white kids as adults and non whites as kids? lmfao ok sheeple dont ask for a source btw that would be a real j-slur move

 

[Thomas Highway]

I mostly just come here to read PhoBingas' recaps of the streams just to see how friggin delusional the Gunt and his friends continue to be. Between the Gunt, Fuentes, Trumptards and all the conspiracy theorists I've never seen grown ass adults so far separated from reality.

He does God's work. Without his recaps, I would have no idea The Gunt still exists.

 

[PhoBingas]

Official Killstream TL;DW Reeeeecap

• Will Ralph be late? Will he disappoint the 68 viewers he has waiting for him to close the KF tabs, snort his 4 xannyberries, and chide Gator for not sweeping it up enough.
• Ralph is late! How late? Five... No... Ten, no... Fifteen... Twenty? Nope! Twenty-two minutes late. Gunt opens to the killstream powerpoint and several song.
• Ralph has made $2.50 in the opening minutes of the stream. That's half a coffee worth drinking.
• Ralph is shilling his new Killstream.tv website and app. The KTV logo looks like an MTV logo ripoff. He's gonna get sued!
• Ralph lets us know the guy who made Andy's Twisted Minds logo made the KTV logo.
• Ralph says he'll have the full killstream archives. Ones we've never seen with his ex wife and Janet Bloomfield.
• There will be an android and Iphone app according to Ralph... He says its not ready yet... Gunt lets us know that a key lynchpin will being able to log into the website.
• He says he's not paying up front with anything but has a deal worked out. He calls out the ayylawgs for thinking he's fronting a bunch of cash to fund this. He says he has some "good partners"...
• Gator's waiting in the winds, rearing for Ralph to unmute him but Ralph has to attempt to suck his cock over his gunt. He says he won't mention it until it's live. Someone in chat asked price and he says single digit prices monthly.
• Gator says its comparable to something like pateron. He says pateron people will get special perks on the killstream.tv website.
• Ralph says he's collaborating with the same guy on some "other stuff". He says he's not moving the killstream over there yet.
• Warski's there by 10:15pm... Early for him.
• Andy is confused what logo the KTV logo is ripping off... Ralph has to tell him.
• Randbot staggers in with audio issues. Rand sorts his shit out then moves onto his twitter.
• Ralph's only got 547 viewers by 10:15pm
• Ralph moves onto a tweet about a police take down the police use.
• Rand gives us a little pointer about not watching the trial but watch if the shop keepers board up windows to know if there's an acquittal.
• Rand tries to give his take on the trial so far.
• Ralph moves onto some superchats. He's made about $16.50 after the CCP takes their cut.
• Andy tries to say something but Ralph cuts him off to read more super chats.
• Gator explains some mean tweet where some thot said some youtuber looked like he was getting fucked in the ass...
• Ralph says he doesn't know what's going on but the Athots guy is calling into Augie CWD (chronic wasting disease)
• Ralph moves onto some covid news from The Hill... Ralph yells at Rand for his shitty mic being turned up. Ralph accuses him of spilling a bear of it.
• Ralph lies about lying about visiting his mom. According to him she was moving her legs and touching her face and stuff... slowly getting better. Good for Sandra. She might live to see Ralph do nothing for Xander.
• Ralph lets us know his mom has a trach in. More milking his mother for fifty cent stickers.
• More superchats... He's made like 23.50$ by 10:30pm
• Now Ralph moves onto the covid article he brought up like 15 minutes ago...
• Ralph goes onto say Fauchi is full of shit and not to take the jab... Covid tinfoil hat hour.
• Andy moves onto what H3H3 is tweeting about. Ethan thinks if you don't get the 'rona jab you're ruining the world. Rand wants to ruin Ethan Klien's world.
• Culture War finally shows up. He's late because Culture war didn't get a link because Ralph didn't send him one.
• Andy suggests making a group chat so everyone gets a link at once every time. Ralph half implies that its too much work.
• Onto the video clip from the article Ralph read in full. Covid news nobody cares about. Covid bad. Masks good. Stay inside. Same shit different network.
• Ralph cuts the video off to let Rand talk about tweets from the CDC... Or the WHO, he doesn't remember through all the petrol and Foster's.
• Ralph says Fauchi disgusts him before moving onto a Caitlyn Jenner looking at running for the governor of California.
• Ralph bitches that people were banned from social media for saying that when people were being told not to wear masks it was because they were needed by medical staff for a supply... Rand babbles about firmware and Ralph asks for a line.
• Culture war looks extra creepy. Black turtleneck and red light.
• A few minutes short of 10:45pm Ralph's made 28.55$
• Culture war and Ralph bitch about how Bruce can put a MIGA hat on and be hailed by republicans...
• Ralph moves onto some more Republican party news, but he totally doesn't care about them guys!
• Ralph pauses for more superchats.
• Ralph says he saw a TOS violation pop up in chat.
• Ralph talks about how cool his new killstream.tv site will be.
• More superchats but Gator cuts Ralph off to talk about the hard drive he's trying to recover. I guess it can be recovered if Ralph pays 850 and buys a hard drive. Ralph bought the company one through Amazon but it was undeliverable.
• Culture war moves onto talk about the Gamecube...
• The panel spergs about Nintendo consoles.
• Ralph finally moves onto the Republican news clip. Some Anti-trans legislation that Republicans are shitting on for big government.
• The priest from the clip might be calling into the show... Ralph forgot to send him the link.
• Andy says he can't wait for Dlive to unban him so he can stream interracial porn on their service. Thunk provoking.
• Andy bitches about people that got banned by Dlive and how Dlive is controlling people. He lets us know that it's now $15 to withdrawl your lemons.
• Andy lets us know that Killstream Pey the Abortion Pig left Dlive.
• Gator says Charles Wayne is a literal retard.
• Andy and Ralph cry about how they were the ones who built the website.
• Andy takes his leave just before 11pm EST.
• The Priest calls in. It's really him!
• Priest goes over how police have been harassing them for 13 months.
• Priest from Calgary, AB shows a stack of tickets, summons, and fines as thick as a deck of playing cards.
• Culture war bitches that nobody defends Christians and they release horror movies about the virgin Mary on Easter Sunday.
• Ralph looks very bored while the priest talks. He looks like he's reading something eyes darting from side to side.
• Five after 11pm he's made 30.55$. Not a bad night for gunty.
• Culture war bitches that zoomers don't do anything and let things get bad.
• Ralph cuts the priest off to read a superchat.
• Culture War giving us another killstream muckbang. Home made pizza.
• Priest leaves to get dinner, Ryan's pizza making him hungry. It's also tempting Ralph who "hasn't eaten since lunch."
• By 12:15 Ralph has made $38.15
• More super chats...
• Gator tells the priest that Andy tells the panel about Canada's crazy lockdown. Priest starts to straight up deny covid is even a thing. Priest goes on to talk about "the great reset" stuff.
• Ralph asks the priest for his insight about communist rule. Priest says its Hell on earth.
• More bans in chat.
• Ralph says he's the best guest of the year. Ralph plays the clip of the guy again and gives a play by play of it with the guy that did it.
• Culture war compares it to when Christ drove the money lenders out of the temple.
• Ralph comments on the fact that a woman was leading the group of cops.
• By 11:30pm Ralph has made 52$ Best night he's had in a while. That's a day of minimum wage! Priest takes his leave not too long after the bottom of the hour.
• Chat was trying to redpill the priest on fascism.
• Gunt bangs out some superchats. He's starting to slur a little. Haven't seen him drink though. He has been hitting his vape though... Very thunk-provoking
• Gator has a piss warm take about the left taking away things like hunting and fishing and even going outside from men. Gator, three things you have never done.
• Ralph shills his odysee and reminds everyone that the Memphis syle shirt is still for sale.
• Ralph goes onto the Arkansas governor that got his veto cucked out of him.
• Ralph gives up on the article before moving onto something else... More super chats!
• Ralph didn't top 665 viewers even with the priest on...
• Ralph cuts Culture war off to continue reading superberries.
• Ralph pulls up a tucker clip of the troon veto...
• Rand spergs about how the left have no problem using the law as a cudgel but the right doesn't want to because muh principles.
• Culture war tells Slick to chill it with the feet posting.
• Ralph goes on to play the Tucker clip in full. I hope Chillstream Clips catches a content ID flag.
• Tucker lays into the Arkansas governor about supporting chemical castration.
• More bans in chat. Ralph looks super disinterested as the Tucker clip rolls.
• Ralph moves onto some Burn Loot Murder news saying if Chauvin gets off cities will burn. Protests of peace!
• By midnight Ralph has made $54.50
• Ralph moves onto a Prince Harry article. He skips it though.
• Culture war copes about a white lives matter protest got spun as a KKK rally by the (((media))).
• Ralph pulls up a Sportsball article about someone getting cancelled for racist and homophobic comments.
• Ralph goes onto read the article in full sounding half stoned.
• Ralph moves onto an article about Microsoft looking to buy Discord. Great! They can kill it then the troons and furries can scatter to the winds. Culture war hopes for the greatest mass firing of trans genders in history. Ralph thinks it will be an otherkin Jonestown. Kinda funny... I'll give him that.
• Gator kills it with a joke about trans rights kool aid.
• Ralph moves onto an article about some guy who likes stuff up the ass. John Merril is a Christian family man who likes it in the ass.
• Ralph giggles while they play the clip of the girl that John cheated on his with saying the sex was bad.
• More superchats.
• Back to the ass sex, dick biting senator to be.
• Onto a Hunter Biden article. Hunter smoked parm cheese fiending.
• Ralph moves onto an article about Yahoo Answers closing down. How will future generations learn how babby are formed?!
• Onto another article about some gay scientists saying they can make Jurassic Park in real life.
• Gator wants them to do it in Chicago.
• Rand thinks it should be Neolithic Park in Chicago.
• Ralph decides to wrap it up a little early, but not before more super chats.
• Rand shills his shit, as does Culture War.
• Gunt lets us know Warski is once again not doing a show. Ralph shills his shit for him.
• Gator shills his shit that nobody cares about. I wonder when the next stream he stops after 20 minutes will be?
• Ralph shills his court retort saying he's aiming for 9:30 am.
• Ralph copes that the hats were delayed again. Those hats are never coming killstream paypiggies!
• Ralph cuts to his new Court Retort song and calls it a night.

Peak of the stream was when the tinfoil hat Priest 'er whatever called in. Thought it would have been some troll but I was pleasantly surprised.

 

[MeltyTW]

• Ralph copes that the hats were delayed again. Those hats are never coming killstream paypiggies!

im going to be generous to the gunt guard and say they never ordered them, who even if they fucking worshiped the gunt would want a hat that looks like streaks and a splotch of dried period blood? especially when the hat ralph used as a sample was one where the fucking dried period blood paint was crumbling off the fucking thing like crazy.

 

[AltisticRight]

Who actually watches this shit unironically?

500 bots.

Where's the source

Gotta find it at Rand's local buffet.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

im going to be generous to the gunt guard and say they never ordered them, who even if they fucking worshiped the gunt would want a hat that looks like streaks and a splotch of dried period blood? especially when the hat ralph used as a sample was one where the fucking dried period blood paint was crumbling off the fucking thing like crazy.

This nigger really thought he could get enough people to pre-order hats that he could make a big profit. He probably got 2 orders and refuses to make the order because he wouldn't make enough money.

 

[The Qbe]

500 bots.


Gotta find it at Rand's local buffet.
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I am really upset that I know that Coles petrol station I hope I'm mistaken

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

• Ralph copes that the hats were delayed again. Those hats are never coming killstream paypiggies!

Isn't he usually wearing one of said hats?

 

[Ralphamale]

Ethan has provided some additional detail on the capabilities he expects his network to have:

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Given that Bitchute spent months trying to provide streaming and failed, and LBRY spent months trying to provide streaming and succeeded only through the aid of Xander and his years of experience in this area, it seems unlikely that any of this will come to pass.

On top of that, does anyone have any idea what sort of cost it will run for hosting VODs of several terabytes of video that's being served to viewers? Even with what I can only assume is Dax's financial backing, it just doesn't seem practical to deliver this feature set.

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He also claims it will have its own superchat system, which is almost guaranteed to be struck down by the Powers That Be almost instantly if he's using fiat currency.

So is Ralph going to go drop 3-10k on a server capable of all of that or is he going to be a dimwit and rent? Either way it won't take long for the upstream provider to start getting emails and have his lines cut. He really thinks he's going to last on Apple, lol. He'll wind up kicked off the android store too after someone writes an article on the netflix for hate.

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ethans piggy fucking eyes wont open and he says he duped some dumbass to dump all their money into this shitty idea so piggy doesnt have to

Gator has to double up on the shifts toiling away at Trader Joe's to pay for his mensch's dream.

im going to be generous to the gunt guard and say they never ordered them, who even if they fucking worshiped the gunt would want a hat that looks like streaks and a splotch of dried period blood? especially when the hat ralph used as a sample was one where the fucking dried period blood paint was crumbling off the fucking thing like crazy.

Knowing Ralph he was waiting for a bunch of orders to come rolling in and pay for them with those payments so he wouldn't be out any money. He doesn't have enough orders to get a bulk discount so he's either going to be stuck paying full price and making little to no money, plausibly losing money even. Now will he actually deliver on these hats or fabricate a story on how the company stole his money after googling his name all the while never naming the company. Makes you think.

 

[PhoBingas]

Isn't he usually wearing one of said hats?

Well it isn't from this batch that he said was "coming soon" for like two weeks now. He's been selling hats for a bit. Unless it's his camera or my eyes, I could have sworn the hat today was dark blue. Thought he only had black and red, but who knows?

 

[MeltyTW]

Knowing Ralph he was waiting for a bunch of orders to come rolling in and pay for them with those payments so he wouldn't be out any money. He doesn't have enough orders to get a bulk discount so he's either going to be stuck paying full price and making little to no money, plausibly losing money even. Now will he actually deliver on these hats or fabricate a story on how the company stole his money after googling his name all the while never naming the company. Makes you think.

just mail gaytor and butters their fucking hats already ethan its over

Gator has to double up on the shifts toiling away at Trader Joe's to pay for his mensch's dream.

 

[Sam Losco]

So is Ralph going to go drop 3-10k on a server capable of all of that or is he going to be a dimwit and rent? Either way it won't take long for the upstream provider to start getting emails and have his lines cut. He really thinks he's going to last on Apple, lol. He'll wind up kicked off the android store too after someone writes an article on the netflix for hate.

It's going to be great if he tries to use AWS given what they just did with Parler. In any case, I look forward to watching it all crash and burn.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

The gunt will soon claim his place as bigger lolcow than Wu (not only physically). And if we go by daily user engagement he already did long ago. The real GG is gunt gate and it is all about the ethics of laughing at some fat retard. Thank you Ralph for being such a big fat failure and the world's best dad and bringing enjoyment to the masses.

 

[twozero]

Ralph is shilling his new Killstream.tv website and app. The KTV logo looks like an MTV logo ripoff. He's gonna get sued!

• Ralph lets us know the guy who made Andy's Twisted Minds logo made the KTV logo.
• Ralph says he'll have the full killstream archives. Ones we've never seen with his ex wife and Janet Bloomfield.
• There will be an android and Iphone app according to Ralph... He says its not ready yet... Gunt lets us know that a key lynchpin will being able to log into the website.
• He says he's not paying up front with anything but has a deal worked out. He calls out the ayylawgs for thinking he's fronting a bunch of cash to fund this. He says he has some "good partners"...
• Gator's waiting in the winds, rearing for Ralph to unmute him but Ralph has to attempt to suck his cock over his gunt. He says he won't mention it until it's live. Someone in chat asked price and he says single digit prices monthly.
• Gator says its comparable to something like pateron. He says pateron people will get special perks on the killstream.tv website.
• Ralph says he's collaborating with the same guy on some "other stuff". He says he's not moving the killstream over there yet.

This is most certainly Dick and it will use the NP2 backend, if not just going off of patreon subscriber status to avoid the banking issues. Remember, Ralph was bragging about a deal with Dick while fighting Riley in troontown.

tbh it’s surprising that he’s still on Patreon somehow, though 2021 Ralph is probably too small time to be of any effort for them to snuff out.

 

[AltisticRight]

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The gunt will soon claim his place as bigger lolcow than Wu (not only physically). And if we go by daily user engagement he already did long ago. The real GG is gunt gate and it is all about the ethics of laughing at some fat retard. Thank you Ralph for being such a big fat failure and the world's best dad and bringing enjoyment to the masses.

He is the only career lolcow with a subforum that's not under his name and a thread on his (alleged) fertilised egg.

That's an achievement in its own.

 

[CeeShape]

will a live stream restream be available for the court stream? i can not use trovo much

 

[Vetti]

Yes, Gunty, it will be like Netflix alright, and unlike Netflix too, 24/7 marathon streams of Cuties, with daddy diddler Dax.

It'll be just like Netflix in that most of the library will be shit that isn't worth paying for.

 

[AltisticRight]

It'll be just like Netflix in that most of the library will be shit that isn't worth paying for.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Have fun with the DMCA Ralph. It's one thing to air commentary of something like FOX news, but if you're going to sell access to it, repeating the same thing that Tucker says is not transformative as much as you'd like to believe.

Oh wait, we already know you're a pussy bitch who only beats up on legitimate, drugged-out retards.

 

[PhoBingas]

will a live stream restream be available for the court stream? i can not use trovo much

If someone else wants to snipe the Court Retort feel free - I've got work-related obligations that make it hard for me to babysit a snipe, and impossible for commentary.