🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Tom Myers]

If he loses weight it's because he only qualifies for labor jobs with his non-existent work history and inability to get bonded

Ralph is at the point that any, ANY attempt to lose weight is going to work for months. Dude could drop 20lbs in a month by just cooking his own meals and not eating out.

 

[MeltyTW]

that would reduce himself to Jarbo status

nigga is below jarbo status, if jarbo is a medieval peasant ralph is the actual fucking nigger in the shed castrated watching his brown wife getting fucked and his master and wife's daughter being raped as well and fetching them post fuck drinks between picking cotton.

 

[AltisticRight]

I bet if Ralph gets a real job he will also stop drinking and loose weight.

Depends on what kind of real job...

Maker's Mark distillery? They'll find their inventory missing.
Bottle shop? It'll become an empty shop.
Trash processing? The managers will have to see why they aren't getting any organic material.
Plantation? No cotton will be picked, Mantsu will enjoy endless bukakes while the gunt sits by with his pecker out.

 

[CeeShape]

girlfriend may becomes prostitute to support him,
might be he suggests it or they both become onlyfan `stars` together.
it can be that they hide faces and use a new name on onlyfans to prevent becoming banned from that site because of ralphs bad past

very horrid thought but what other can he do? he can be farm equipment

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

girlfriend may becomes prostitute to support him,
might be he suggests it or they both become onlyfan `stars` together.
it can be that they hide faces and use a new name on onlyfans to prevent becoming banned from that site because of ralphs bad past

very horrid thought but what other can he do? he can be farm equipment

Just give him a nose ring and his own trough.

 

[instythot]

Come on fellas, Ethan Ralph is nearly fat enough to be disabled like in that one Simpsons. Once he gets on the disability train, he's set for life

 

[Farglemark]

nigga is below jarbo status, if jarbo is a medieval peasant ralph is the actual fucking nigger in the shed castrated watching his brown wife getting fucked and his master and wife's daughter being raped as well and fetching them post fuck drinks between picking cotton.

You are correct, Jarbo status is a massive upgrade, Ralph wishes he could be Jarbo. A kid to take care of, a partner that seems to care for him, two steady incomes, no criminal history, owns a house (i think)
My God in comparison, he is living the life

 

[DonDaLemon]

You are correct, Jarbo status is a massive upgrade, Ralph wishes he could be Jarbo. A kid to take care of, a partner that seems to care for him, two steady incomes, no criminal history, owns a house (i think)
My God in comparison, he is living the life

At least Jarbo has a yard to add bolders to. Ralph just has a postage stamp that he "mows himself" my hope is one day we'll have video of Ralph using his lawnmower as a walker.

 

[FM Bradley]

At least Jarbo has a yard to add bolders to. Ralph just has a postage stamp that he "mows himself" my hope is one day we'll have video of Ralph using his lawnmower as a walker.

I'm more surprised he didn't buy a riding lawnmower so he could keep going to the liquor store, George Jones style, DUI's be damned.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I'm more surprised he didn't buy a riding lawnmower so he could keep going to the liquor store, George Jones style, DUI's be damned.

Get on it Gator and buy your massa a riding mower as a sympathy gift for his dead mother

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

A riding lawnmower would be convenient but a Hoveround seems more practical and possibly street legal.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Archiving the hiatus message Ralph put on the podcast feed earlier this week.

#Killstream: Hiatus Update - Thank you for the support. - ER

killstream.libsyn.com

(I accidentally posted this in Mama Ralph's thread.)

 

[Farglemark]

At least Jarbo has a yard to add bolders to. Ralph just has a postage stamp that he "mows himself" my hope is one day we'll have video of Ralph using his lawnmower as a walker.

Mows himself, the cow probably uses it for grazing land, I say that, but at the same time I wonder when the last time something green passed through that maw

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Mows himself, the cow probably uses it for grazing land, I say that, but at the same time I wonder when the last time something green passed through that maw

After thumbing Mantsu.

 

[MeltyTW]

Archiving the hiatus message Ralph put on the podcast feed earlier this week.
View attachment 2196257

#Killstream: Hiatus Update - Thank you for the support. - ER

killstream.libsyn.com

(I accidentally posted this in Mama Ralph's thread.)

"i helped her with some stuff"
like fucking what? you abandoned her, cant be coming over to mow the lawn since that level of frankly light labor was something you touted as this grand achievement, this amish or ascetic level of sacrifice. what a lying little cunt

his train of thought is even less focused than my haphazardly edited and retrofitted schizo posts.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Ralph helped her call an Uber.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph helped her call an Uber.

With her own Uber account bound to her own credit card, which Ralph uses too.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

With her own Uber account bound to her own credit card, which Ralph uses too.

How far was the nearest liquor store from the Og crack shack? Do you think Ethan took an Uber there and back every day instead of walking.

 

[Crystal Golem]

How far was the nearest liquor store from the Og crack shack? Do you think Ethan took an Uber there and back every day instead of walking.

IIRC he used to get his booze from that corner store he mentioned being robbed at which was close enough that he left to get more booze on stream once and was back within 10 minutes or so.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

IIRC he used to get his booze from that corner store he mentioned being robbed at which was close enough that he left to get more booze on stream once and was back within 10 minutes or so.

But I think he drove there. The robbery story had mention of the car, iirc.

Also he is a notorious drunk driver, which is how he lost his car bumper

EDIT: I posted that and had a weird out of body experience - like did he actually lose his car bumper? Did I dream that part up or did it actually happen? The answer is yaaaaa https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan...-jcaesar187-the-killstream.16672/post-4920702