Pigstagram - DEVOUR DEVOUR!

[PorkchopSandwiches]

Okay

 

[Done]

Slightly fftopic:, but while this track isn't a musical achievement by any means, I find it very fitting not only for this thread's topic of choice, but also for the overarching theme of Phil's life.

Spoiler: Lyrics

"Devour"

Take it and take it and take it and take it and take it all
Take it and take it and take it until you take us all
Smash it and crash it and thrash it and trash it
You know they're only toys
Try it you'll like it don't hide it don't fight it, just let it out
Steal and shoot it and kill it or take another route
Take it and take it and take it
You know they're only toys

Devour Devour
Suffocate your own empire
Devour Devour
It's your final hour

Devour Devour
Stolen like a foreign soul
Devour Devour
What a way to go

You want it, you want it, you want it, you want it
Well here it is
Everything everything everything
Isn't so primitive

Take it and take it and take it and take it and take it all
Nobody nobody wants to feel like this
Nobody nobody wants to live like this
Nobody nobody wants a war like this

Devour Devour
Suffocate your own empire
Devour Devour
It's your final hour

Devour Devour
Stolen like a foreign soul
Devour Devour
What a way to go
What a way to go

Diving down
Round and round
diving down
round and round

Devour Devour
Suffocate your own empire
Devour Devour
It's your final hour

Devour Devour
Stolen like a foreign soul
Devour Devour
What a way to go

Devour Devour
Suffocate your own empire
Devour Devour
It's your final hour

Devour Devour
Stolen like a foreign soul
Devour Devour
What a way to go
What a way to go

 

[VenomPlug]

PedoPigRoach decided to do some cooking, probably his last because new Daughter moves in really soon ("she needs a phone, she needs clothes!"). Look at this undercooked not spiced at all minimalistic "Mehsican Phajitas SNORT" (surprised he didn't called it Eye-Talian)

 

[Draza]

PedoPigRoach decided to do some cooking, probably his last because new Daughter moves in really soon ("she needs a phone, she needs clothes!"). Look at this undercooked not spiced at all minimalistic "Mehsican Phajitas SNORT" (surprised he didn't called it Eye-Talian)

That looks pretty bad...

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

PedoPigRoach decided to do some cooking, probably his last because new Daughter moves in really soon ("she needs a phone, she needs clothes!"). Look at this undercooked not spiced at all minimalistic "Mehsican Phajitas SNORT" (surprised he didn't called it Eye-Talian)

For the love of God, get some oil and a splash of soy sauce in that fucking pan. That shit is dry as a bone, you've cooked all the fucking moisture out of the chicken, the veggies haven't even started to soften yet, and I can see from here that you've improperly seasoned it.
The hell is wrong with you? Stir fry is literally the easiest thing you can make and still be allowed to call it "cooking".

How does a person suck this much at a task that simple? It is literally soy, ginger, garlic, oil, salt, pepper, and maybe a little wasabi powder or chili paste/flake if you wanna get wild.
Then you add fucking heat until it is cooked. How is this complex?

 

[actually]

For the love of God, get some oil and a splash of soy sauce in that fucking pan. That shit is dry as a bone, you've cooked all the fucking moisture out of the chicken, the veggies haven't even started to soften yet, and I can see from here that you've improperly seasoned it.
The hell is wrong with you? Stir fry is literally the easiest thing you can make and still be allowed to call it "cooking".

How does a person suck this much at a task that simple? It is literally soy, ginger, garlic, oil, salt, pepper, and maybe a little wasabi powder or chili paste/flake if you wanna get wild.
Then you add fucking heat until it is cooked. How is this complex?

If it's anything like his other "cooking", that chicken is pre-cooked strips and he's just reheating it with the veggies.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Why would you photograph that? Stir fries are good photography subjects because all the colours can pop. But at least lay it out nicely on a plate first. Photographing a pan full of raw peppers is lame as fuck.

God fucking dammit Phil is a boring cunt

 

[OneDaySon]

Mmmmm