Pink join dates, why are you here? - Newfags, explain yourself

[Sneed Force One]

Both Reddit & 4chan fucking blows and they don't let me call people stupid retard niggers without troon mods dilatating me to banworld.
I also watched MATI for a very long time.

 

[Gay Joker]

To hook up with women who aren't completely brainwashed by liberalism and find the love of my life.

 

[NewHousewife]

Got introduced to the farms when I stumbled across Jersh's MATI podcast and started lurking. I like the freedom here. You have the Thunderdome for news, Lolcows for comedic relief (sometimes horrifying), and off-topic for all other sperg interests.

 

[FOUND YOU!]

I dunno, I feel I was always supposed to be here eventually.

i saw the mormon gossip thread and became a zoeynigger

That thread was great. Haven't checked on Zoobles in a while, though.

 

[I'm still your friend.]

just rotating through accounts so I don't have to worry about people piecing together information about me
also, maintaining a "persona" online is extremely gay
this account will be abandoned in turn

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Rekieta thread, but now he sucks.

i saw the mormon gossip thread and became a zoeynigger

Increadibly based

 

[A-Stump]

New friends are always welcome

 

[Colress]

Behave and we love ya.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Me over here with a pink-purple last year join date.

 

[Welfare Bum]

I get banned everywhere else. Like I have literally been banned from every major social media platform in existence. Here I can say that the holocaust never happened, that I hate jews, that I hate niggers, that Israel needs to be Wasrael, that America is a barrier against the continued existence of the white race, that cops are rapey anti-white demons, that the Roman empire was a major detriment to Western civilization in some ways, that marital rape is acceptable, that the age of consent should not be changed (at least in my area) and that all immigrants need to be deported to Africa even if they're not from Africa. That specific combination of opinions will get you banned from everywhere because someone will always get pissed off.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

I just realized I never mentioned what brought me to the Farms all those years ago in the first place. Well I’ll tell you: it was Chris-Chan

 

[vomitusdeux]

Keffals is directly responsible for the fact I can't access my old account anymore. I refuse to take responsibility for being a dumb nigger and deleting my entire email.

edit: I had no idea that i'm purple now.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

came here to shitpost because i got banned from every other website due to disruptive behavior.

Unfathomably based.

 

[CasketBase]

Who the fuck are you and why are you baiting me into giving you information on my online presence and digital footprint?
I'm here cause Null told the MATI listeners to "use his site" sometime earlier this year. Blame Jersh if I ever get on your nerves.

 

[MrSlongDong]

I didn't realize there was a door to get in but no door to get out.

 

[Arrival]

To be honest, I joined for the (unfortunately now dead) Blake Tait/Blake Izayoi thread because he was a newer, popular Touhoufag, and that somehow led to me finding the OP's Xitter account and also finding a random 15 year old's Rule34 account. I never thought I'd use this website a lot, but here we are.

 

[The Penguin]

Because there's a lack of active internet forums now and I prefer forum boards. I learned about this site during the Keffals drama and lurked for a long time.

I hate Discord. I hate Twitter. I hate Reddit.

 

[zeroapexpeak]

4chan went down and I couldn't browse /fit/ during gym time. Migrated here and realised that dead internet theory is true about 4chan and didn't go back.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

Because there's a lack of active internet forums now and I prefer forum boards. I learned about this site during the Keffals drama and lurked for a long time.

I hate Discord. I hate Twitter. I hate Reddit.

YES. I fucking hate how Reddit and Facebook groups swallowed up all the niche nerd forums like Walmart swallows up mom and pop shops in small towns. I keep getting banned from Reddit for saying things like “pedophiles should be eaten by woodchippers” and Facebook won’t even let you use it without disclosing your powerlevel. I held off on joining the Farms because I was afraid of people finding out but then I realized that I don’t give a shit

 

[Sedan Hussein]

Discovered Metokur after finding Hampture on YouTube. I then started to have the farms in my periphery, but I never created an account or spent much time here. Larson and Josh Block stuff showed up on my Instagram feed, so I started to read up on them and view the farms more. Figured that I should make an account if I wanted to read spoilers and whatnot, so here I am.