Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

Status
Not open for further replies.
Axiom said:
I has a sad. No skirt for me! Oh well, I guess I could look elsewhere or try and make one. It just involve trekking to Boything's parent's house so I can usurp his mother's sewing machine, and listening to her crazy for as long as it takes me to put in a hem and make a skirt...

...unfortunately all she's selling lately is her Lolita crap, and I'm not into that style anymore. It doesn't look quite right on me.

In other news, I think her ass ate her trampoline-sized underpants in that picture. WHY is she so obsessed with showing her ass in her photos, I just don't get it!!!
Click to expand...

Maybe she's getting in touch with her inner baboon.
 
The Dude said:
Axiom said:
I has a sad. No skirt for me! Oh well, I guess I could look elsewhere or try and make one. It just involve trekking to Boything's parent's house so I can usurp his mother's sewing machine, and listening to her crazy for as long as it takes me to put in a hem and make a skirt...

...unfortunately all she's selling lately is her Lolita crap, and I'm not into that style anymore. It doesn't look quite right on me.

In other news, I think her ass ate her trampoline-sized underpants in that picture. WHY is she so obsessed with showing her ass in her photos, I just don't get it!!!
Click to expand...

Maybe she's getting in touch with her inner baboon.
Click to expand...
Baboons have cleaner asses.
 
exball said:
The Dude said:
Axiom said:
I has a sad. No skirt for me! Oh well, I guess I could look elsewhere or try and make one. It just involve trekking to Boything's parent's house so I can usurp his mother's sewing machine, and listening to her crazy for as long as it takes me to put in a hem and make a skirt..
...unfortunately all she's selling lately is her Lolita crap, and I'm not into that style anymore. It doesn't look quite right on me.

In other news, I think her ass ate her trampoline-sized underpants in that picture. WHY is she so obsessed with showing her ass in her photos, I just don't get it!!!
Click to expand...

Maybe she's getting in touch with her inner baboon.
Click to expand...
Baboons have cleaner asses.
Click to expand...

I didn't say she was doing it well.
 
She wore panties to that photoshoot, but I don't think you want to see them.

There's some red on them.
 
Holy shit. I never saw the ones of her dressed as a toddler. I want to claw my eyes out of my skull now. What was she thinking!? Seriously!
 
That time she didn't really know or care who bin laden was:

139330065862.jpg


Oh. Pixyteris mom got DNA tests to shut her up Didn't go over well:

139322519215.png
 
  • Like
Reactions: Shadow Fox
sparklemilhouse said:
139322519215.png
Click to expand...

Oh God Pixy has an SJW friend!

But still lololololol at the DNA test. Now Pixy knows for certain she's not a totally ichiban kawaii desu desu nippon princess.
 
I almost feel sorry for her--ALMOST.

The only thing that's left for her is to get into the SJW concept of 'trans-ethnic' people--she can pretend to be as Japanese as she wants and she doesn't actually have to be Japanese! It's crazy how long she's hung onto this one delusion, though--and crazier still just how long her mom waited before sorting the matter at all.
 
That's a pretty strong reaction. I really underestimated how hard she clung to maybe-sort-of-possibly-truly being Japanese. Does this mean that she's been ambushed by the shame of being yet another undistinguished weeaboo?
 
Did you guys notice the string dangling from her pootey-poo in one pic?
 
I HATE YOU MOM

YOU SHOULD HAVE CHEATED ON MY DAD YOU SOW
 
The Dude said:
Did you guys notice the string dangling from her pootey-poo in one pic?
Click to expand...

Dude, stop trying to ruin our schadenfreude with your bastardry and gross out-ness. I don't want to look at Pixy's arse in any great detail, much less for signs of tampon usage. :twisted:
 
Can we all discuss how looney tunes it is that her mom actually had to go through the trouble of getting a fucking DNA TEST?!
Pixy, maybe you should try to be Egyptian instead because you're in DA NILE.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back