Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[Count groudon]

^ nope, I also read somewhere that she refuses to work full time because she wants to work on her ~~*hobbies*~~

Not that they'd take her on, she's on thin ice apparently.

With pixy's weight, she can't stay on thin ice for long.

 

[Pikonic]

Hey guys I haven't been here in a whi---

DNA

Hahahahahahaha

It's like when Chris discovered his gal pals were only for pity, you knew they'd discover it eventually.
The difference is I felt a little bad for Chris

 

[Christ-Chan]

Aren't DNA tests really expensive and the results take a long time to process? And isn't her family poor white trash?

She got the results via email. Can't have been that prestigious establishment.

 

[The Dude]

Did you guys notice the string dangling from her pootey-poo in one pic?

I might as well ask....what picture was it?

You'll just have to go through them and look closely.

I'd also like to say that, as a father, if my kid was going around saying that my wife cheated on me and she was the result I'd be pretty fucking pissed. This is a man who raised her, provided her with everything, went to work everyday to earn money so she would have food, shelter, clothing, schooling, and so on. I'd be insulted and disgusted if it were my daughter. I feel bad for the poor guy.

 

[Axiom]

I'm guessing they used one of those DNA tests you can get now at drugstores. Those aren't more than $80 or so, I don't think. Not much of an expenditure to shut your daughter up about claiming Japanese roots.

 

[Smutley]

I'm guessing they used one of those DNA tests you can get now at drugstores. Those aren't more than $80 or so, I don't think. Not much of an expenditure to shut your daughter up about claiming Japanese roots.

Axiom speaks the truth. It also could have been a company like 23andme. I know they're not the best example since they're embroiled in claims of falsehoods now, but cheap DNA testing for $100 or less is available to most people either at Walmart or online or probably from local places too.

 

[Springblossom]

Hey guys I haven't been here in a whi---

DNA

Hahahahahahaha

It's like when Chris discovered his gal pals were only for pity, you knew they'd discover it eventually.
The difference is I felt a little bad for Chris

She's hard to feel sorry for, even when she's this devastated.

Of course, watch her actually commit suicide or something after this and we all feel awful.

 

[Axiom]

Pixyteri isn't quite as bounce-back-able as Chris is. She is COMPLETELY shattered by this. If she wasn't such an annoying, stupid, entitled weeaboo bitch, I'd feel badly for her. As it is I'm just thinking, 'Wow, this would be a stupid thing to kill yourself over...'

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

This news to Pixyteri may have shattered her delusion of being part Japanese, but I do wonder if she'll come up with some new fabrication to identify herself with, or if she'll finally settle with just being herself.

 

[Dilbertmann]

This news to Pixyteri may have shattered her delusion of being part Japanese, but I do wonder if she'll come up with some new fabrication to identify herself with, or if she'll finally settle with just being herself.

I think Pixyteri probably might get some new fabrication.Then again her reaction could have been way worse...

 

[CWCissey]

This news to Pixyteri may have shattered her delusion of being part Japanese, but I do wonder if she'll come up with some new fabrication to identify herself with, or if she'll finally settle with just being herself.

Pfft, Pixy can't be herself as she built her whole personality around being a weeaboo bitch. Unless there's some vast miracle, she'll end up a bitter, lonely husk of a person.

I think Pixyteri probably might get some new fabrication.Then again her reaction could have been way worse...

It's gonna get worse, believe me.

 

[PopOfColor]

pixyteri... ignore all DNA results

Damn trolls at 23andme I am sooooo Japanese

 

[Pikonic]

Aren't DNA tests really expensive and the results take a long time to process? And isn't her family poor white trash?

She got the results via email. Can't have been that prestigious establishment.

DNA testing has gotten cheaper over the years. All it really is is a run through some agar in an electrophoresis thingy (been a while since I did it) I heard somewhere you can do it yourself with sugar, water, glowsticks, some shampoo and a car battery.
Ooooooooor, Pixy's mom is lying to shut her up.

pixyteri... ignore all DNA results

Damn trolls at 23andme I am sooooo Japanese

Also this, I have no idea if 23andme can determine race or how the website works at all, do you sent them some spit in the mail?
Actually I think we have a 23andme thread in general, let me go look.
Edit:
viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2260&hilit=23andme
Mourning Dove was nice enough to show us how the racial breakdown works. I'm now sure this is the DNA test Pixy's mom took. I'm sure Pixy's mom wasn't being malicious when she did it, people are doing it because it's interesting. But Pixy probably did the math and realized she's 0% East Asian, 100% Dumb white girl.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Pfft, Pixy can't be herself as she built her whole personality around being a weeaboo bitch. Unless there's some vast miracle, she'll end up a bitter, lonely husk of a person.

I think Pixyteri probably might get some new fabrication.Then again her reaction could have been way worse...

It's gonna get worse, believe me.

Yeah, you're right. I have a feeling for the time being, she's giving up the charade, but she'll probably end up saying the test lied. She strikes me as someone who would be in denial about something like this.

 

[The Dude]

Or she'll start telling people she's adopted and half Japanese still.

 

[CWCissey]

Or she'll start telling people she's adopted and half Japanese still.

That's not a possibility. DNA remember!

 

[telegramsamo]

She'll probably start saying she was Japanese in a past life.

 

[RP 520]

She'll probably start saying she was Japanese in a past life.

She'll claim she converted her DNA to half Japanese or something. I don't know, it's Pixyteri and like CWC has taught us, lolcows are unpredictable when it comes to the infinite depths of their stupidity.

 

[Pikonic]

She'll probably start saying she was Japanese in a past life.

She'll claim she converted her DNA to half Japanese or something. I don't know, it's Pixyteri and like CWC has taught us, lolcows are unpredictable when it comes to the infinite depths of their stupidity.

Then she'll shut up about Japan, and focus on finding an American man; which involves no more disturbing cosplay, getting a full time job, moving out of her mom's, and taking an American shower every day.

That would be unpredictable for Pixy.

 

[Varis]

Fuck DNA. Her soul is Japanese.