Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[plautistic]

I attempted to model this picture.

Pitiful cosplay.

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[The Fair Lady]

Is she wearing circle lenses in this picture? I can't really tell. Pixy, don't wear contacts to the beach. You could get sand caught underneath them and permanently damage your eye site.

Oh my fucking god there is so much that's hilarious about this I don't even know where to start. Why is her left side so freakishly huge? Did the photographer catch her transforming into an even bigger hambeast?

 

[Saney]

Oh my fucking god there is so much that's hilarious about this I don't even know where to start. Why is her left side so freakishly huge? Did the photographer catch her transforming into an even bigger hambeast?

I think she might be turning into a Charger.

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[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I think she might be turning into a Charger.

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[Ariel]

Thats what I thought of too.

 

[c-no]

Oh my fucking god there is so much that's hilarious about this I don't even know where to start. Why is her left side so freakishly huge? Did the photographer catch her transforming into an even bigger hambeast?

Maybe it's just something related to perspective and/or pose. Then again, I could be wrong.

I think she might be turning into a Charger.

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Charger you say? So....

 

[Saney]

Maybe it's just something related to perspective and/or pose. Then again, I could be wrong.


Charger you say? So....

So, did Pixy get that penis when she turned into a Charger, or has she just always had one?

 

[Ariel]

So, did Pixy get that penis when she turned into a Charger, or has she just always had one?

Judging by her voice, always.

 

[Axiom]

Judging by her voice, always.

I've never heard her voice. I feel left out.

 

[Ariel]

I've never heard her voice. I feel left out.

 

[The Fair Lady]

I've never heard her voice. I feel left out.

In the video where she's bawling to her hugbox while her mom chews her out for not bathing, you can hear her sniveling. Not much to go on, sadly.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

I'm afraid to open anything seapanther posts in a spoiler

 

[Saney]

Who wants to bet that Pixy will be the next lolcow to show up here? Note: that is not an offer to invite her here.

 

[Axiom]

I dunno, I think she's way too much of a coward and not one for the kind of direct (for over the internet, anyway) confrontation that would have her make an appearance here. Not like Rika anyway. Chris certainly wouldn't bother with this place were it not a forum directly related to him, and Pixy is even wimpier than he is.

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

Who wants to bet that Pixy will be the next lolcow to show up here? Note: that is not an offer to invite her here.

She seems more like the type to post passive-aggressive tweets and hope somebody notices. So, tweet and do nothing.

 

[Seahorses]

Who wants to bet that Pixy will be the next lolcow to show up here? Note: that is not an offer to invite her here.

And then everyone treats her like they haven't been calling her fat for 184 threads?

 

[Sexual Stallone]

And then everyone treats her like they haven't been calling her fat for 184 threads?

and ugly

 

[CatParty]

and ugly

And unsexable

 

[BT 075]

And unsexable

inb4

 

[A-№1]

Damn. You know it's bad when you have to pause for a second and wonder if that's really Pixy cosplaying badly instead of someone cosplaying as Pixy.