Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[Beef Thunderpants]

At least you couldn't get baby-trapped by him.

 

[Silver]

I think the Pixy impersonator just proves that Pixy has a serious man face. All he has to do is put on a wig and it's nearly impossible to tell the difference from faces alone.

 

[DeadMansHand]

And then everyone treats her like they haven't been calling her fat for 184 threads?

I'll tell her she's fat. What's the worst she could do, sit on me?

Now that I think about it, Pixy sitting on you would be pretty horrific. especially if she's wearing a skirt.






Also, Pixy is fat.

 

[The Dude]

At least you couldn't get baby-trapped by him.

Pixy would totally baby trap a guy. Then he'd an hero.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Pixy could possibly make some $ if she would do some camgirl stuff. She certainly has enough costumes for it. There's creeps out there who like girls like her.

 

[CWCissey]

Pixy would totally baby trap a guy. Then he'd an hero.

Shrek asked Mythos to summon that meteor.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Pixy could possibly make some $ if she would do some camgirl stuff. She certainly has enough costumes for it. There's creeps out there who like girls like her.

She used to sell photobooks of her cosplays. And why shouldn't she, she's so much better than all other women after all!

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[Liquid Cash]

She used to sell photobooks of her cosplays. And why shouldn't she, she's so much better than all other women after all!

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this is why i follow PT

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

She used to sell photobooks of her cosplays. And why shouldn't she, she's so much better than all other women after all!

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I'm sure this has been said before, but PT has always struck me as someone who is incredibly jealous of attractive women (especially ones who can cosplay a hella lot better than her), so she resorts to insults and putting them down to make herself feel better about her own appearance. That Nell cosplayer is gorgeous.

 

[Axiom]

She used to sell photobooks of her cosplays. And why shouldn't she, she's so much better than all other women after all!

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Wow. Her humility is so inspiring.

I remember a Hooters a few years ago got in a bit of trouble for telling a waitress she needed to lose weight or lose her job. She was 5'8" and weighed 135lbs. Don't remember what happened in that case. But I do also know that Abercrombie gets around discrimination laws by signing its employees as models, so it can fire them for being too durn fat.

 

[John Titor]

I'm sure this has been said before, but PT has always struck me as someone who is incredibly jealous of attractive women (especially ones who can cosplay a hella lot better than her), so she resorts to insults and putting them down to make herself feel better about her own appearance. That Nell cosplayer is gorgeous.

Scientific inquiry: How does Pixy feel about women cosplaying characters with their faces obscured?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I'm sure this has been said before, but PT has always struck me as someone who is incredibly jealous of attractive women (especially ones who can cosplay a hella lot better than her), so she resorts to insults and putting them down to make herself feel better about her own appearance. That Nell cosplayer is gorgeous.

I admit, I used to do that a lot up till a few years ago when I actually had real world concerns to worry about.

 

[Christ-Chan]

The blurb from one of her photo books:

Yes Pixy, you sure are. Those stupid whores don't know who they messed with when they existed and were cuter than you.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

I'm guessing that as with any good lolcow, she wants a guy who looks like @Strewth while she herself looks like a hairless, autistic wookie.

 

[John Titor]

The blurb from one of her photo books:

Yes Pixy, you sure are. Those stupid whores don't know who they messed with when they existed and were cuter than you.

Several thoughts occured to me:
1) Can cheerleader squads reject you and say that?
2) Did she really trespass school property for these shots? Good God.
3) lol, she used a vanity press service. Emphasis on vanity.

 

[Christ-Chan]

3) lol, she used a vanity press service. Emphasis on vanity.

She made a ton of them and even sold some too. Or, at least one, because a desperate ween bought one to try and get ~palsies~ with the queen.

 

[Pikonic]

Pixy would totally baby trap a guy. Then he'd an hero.

Sad but true, Pixy does strike me as "I wanna a cute KAWAII baby!" type and poke a hole in the condom.

 

[DeadMansHand]

Several thoughts occured to me:
1) Can cheerleader squads reject you and say that?

Sure they can. Cheerleader squads are full of high school girls. They say all kinds of stupid shit. Sometimes they're brutally honest.

Guess which on this instance was.

2) Did she really trespass school property for these shots? Good God.
3) lol, she used a vanity press service. Emphasis on vanity.

I wonder if she had to put any money up front for the books. I hope not, it would cut into her cosplay budget, then she'd have to start posting noods....

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Scientific inquiry: How does Pixy feel about women cosplaying characters with their faces obscured?

I'm not real sure. Perhaps she'd still badmouth them because they aren't her! Then there's their nicer bodies she'd have to feel jealous over.

I admit, I used to do that a lot up till a few years ago when I actually had real world concerns to worry about.

Well, people grow up and change. PT, however, doesn't.

 

[wheat pasta]

I wonder if she had to put any money up front for the books. I hope not, it would cut into her cosplay budget, then she'd have to start posting noods....

... and then we would have to throw money at her until she stopped.