Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[The Dude]

I just noticed her shoes in that one car pic look like they're about to like, burst at the seams

It's not just her shoes.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I think this is my vote for worst picture of her. Clearly she photoshopped her head.

 

[No Haggle]

I think this is my vote for worst picture of her. Clearly she photoshopped her head.

See the security camera? Even IT died from looking at her for too long.

 

[CatParty]

*pixy is fat in a cake shop joke*

 

[Golly]

I think this is my vote for worst picture of her. Clearly she photoshopped her head.

She looks super pissed off about that sign.

 

[Seahorses]

Ok, tell me that I am not the only one who thinks her expressions look like some unholy mix of The Rock and Derek Zoolander:

What is that? A dildo for ants?

 

[Pikonic]

What is that? A dildo for ants?

Can you smell what it's cooking?

She looks super pissed off about that sign.

She wants that cake NOW! Fuck waiting for an associate!

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I think this is my vote for worst picture of her. Clearly she photoshopped her head.

Really, why did she find the need to photoshop her head? It's not like there could be even the slight possibility that her original face looked worse then this.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

It looks like she only replaced her face, not the hair, not the entire head.

 

[John Titor]

Can you smell what it's cooking?

Since this is a Pixy thread, I really don't want to.

 

[wheat pasta]

If I were a cake I would not... have cakefarts with her...? I got nothin' guys. Her head is shooped all to hell and it makes me laugh though.

 

[A-№1]

It looks like she only replaced her face, not the hair, not the entire head.

Yeah, by why did she pick that face shot to 'shop in? I mean Pixy's face is usually a window into proto-cat lady walmartian madness, but even she has had better face pics than that.

I kind of doubt the girl in the dress is actually her.

 

[Axiom]

I don't know... it's possible she didn't photoshop and it's just that her expression, pose, and face in general are so awkward and awful that it makes her look photoshopped. Instead of too GOOD to be true, to awful to be true...!

 

[registereduser]

I think this is my vote for worst picture of her. Clearly she photoshopped her head.

Why is she photoshopping her head when she could easily be photoshopping her cankles?

 

[The Dude]

She looks super pissed off about that sign.

That's her horny face and it scared away all the nearby men.

 

[I Will Consider That]

I hate those fucking baby-girl shoes. She has one pair of little tiny baby shoes in tranny size 14 and she wears them to death.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Why would a business let somebody come in and, noticing they're dressed like that, do nothing when they start setting up a tripod to start scowling and thrusting her enormous ass at?

 

[Ariel]

She honestly looks like somebodies mom.

 

[PsychicFish]

Why would a business let somebody come in and, noticing they're dressed like that, do nothing when they start setting up a tripod to start scowling and thrusting her enormous ass at?

She probably has a good 20-30 minutes of backroom discussions before a business finds someone responsible-enough to HAVE to brave the stench and go near her

 

[CatParty]

That's her horny face and it scared away all the nearby men.

Now imagine the sex faces she makes.

And sex sounds.