Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[Ariel]

Now imagine the sex faces she makes.

And sex sounds.

She probably pulls this face

 

[CalmMyTits]

I think this is my vote for worst picture of her. Clearly she photoshopped her head.

The picture wouldn't look terrible if she just smiled.

 

[Golly]

She honestly looks like somebodies mom.

Poor somebody.

 

[applecat]

I bet Pixyteri opened that cooler.

 

[The Dude]

Now imagine the sex faces she makes.

And sex sounds.

You know those sounds and faces the severely mentally handicapped make? Probably just like that.

 

[Hakurei]

You know those sounds and faces the severely mentally handicapped make? Probably just like that.

But in an ANIMEH style.
You heard me.
Anime cringing.

 

[GV 002]

I think Pixie's sex face is somewhere between Dave Mustaine -

and Toot from Drawn Together -

Sleep well, guys.

 

[Anonimo]

It'd be so much better if Pixy took more pictures like these ones. Even if the expression in top pic strays a little too close to the "duck face" thing(maybe it's the slightly raised eyebrow, but the light hits her face in a way that actually makes the photo look pretty decent. The bottom one also shows the light hitting her face in a way that honestly brings out her more flattering features.

I think this is my vote for worst picture of her. Clearly she photoshopped her head.

Compare with this photo where the fluorescent lights cast hard shadows on her face and makes her face look a bit grey and kind of clammy. Also, those bags...and I thought mine were pretty bad. My knowledge of photography/cinematography may be rudimentary at best, but this much I can tell you about these photos.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Somewhere there's a painting of PT getting prettier with every passing year.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Pixy knows all about cream pies, if you know what I mean...

 

[The Dude]

Pixy knows all about cream pies, if you know what I mean...

Yeah...coconut, banana and chocolate cream pies.

 

[Picklechu]

I think Pixie's sex face is somewhere between Dave Mustaine -

and Toot from Drawn Together -

Sleep well, guys.

Except people would have sex with Dave Mustaine and Toot.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Guys, I think i just noticed the cuts n bruises on her shins. Sometimes she has little kid bandages on them for her pedo outfits, but I thought she was just sticking stuff.

 

[Axiom]

Guys, I think i just noticed the cuts n bruises on her shins. Sometimes she has little kid bandages on them for her pedo outfits, but I thought she was just sticking stuff.

Probably she just sucks at shaving.

 

[Blueberry]

If she would just shower, dress like a adult, and stop acting retarded she would not look half bad. Maybe.

 

[CatParty]

Sicko

 

[BT 075]

If she would just shower, dress like a adult, and stop acting retarded she would not look half bad. Maybe.

If only one half is bad what the hell is the other?

 

[CatParty]

If only one half is bad what the hell is the other?

The other half is even worse

 

[Ariel]

She is a bad person, you can't redeem her so don't even try!

 

[BT 075]

She is a bad person, you can't redeem her so don't even try!

As they so eloquently say in my country: "You can give a monkey a golden ring but it'll still just be a monkey with a golden ring".

You can give a fat ugly autistic chick a pretty dress but she'll still be fat, ugly and autistic.