Shower 101 for complete fucking idiots
1. Disrobe. This includes under garments
2. Get a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo. If you've spent your pay on clothes you can't into and Japanese Kit-Kats, go to the non-food pantry. They will also provide you with clothing, tooth paste, and female hygiene products.
3. Turn the shower on. Most prefer a hot shower but you can go crazy and choose a temperature to suit you.
4. Step into the water, still completely disrobed.
5. Rub the soap on your body until a lather appears. Wash it off. Repeat until you don't smell like rotten ass.
6. Use a small amount of shampoo for your hair. Work it in a lather. Wash it off. Now your hair won't be greasy like a crow's feather.
7. Get out of the tub. Dry yourself off with a towel. Put on appropriately sized clothing.
8. Now you're basically kinda clean. Go out and succeed!