pizza heretics

[Overchek]

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grease is leaking out of my monitor looking at that

 

[RP 520]

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Holy shit.

 

[millais]

If you eat it with a fork and knife, it's not as messy and you don't have to waste paper towels and soap and water to wash your hands after finishing the pizza.

 

[Randy Lahey]

If you eat it with a fork and knife, it's not as messy and you don't have to waste paper towels and soap and water to wash your hands after finishing the pizza.

muslim detected

 

[AnOminous]

http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2010/02/pie-love-ny-how-to-eat-a-slice-aka-the-fold-hold.html

Not only does this method double the amount of pizzayou can eat with one bite, it helps avoid the mess associated with an overloaded slice. The Fold Hold traps loose toppings, gooey cheese, and oozing sauce within the confines of the crust.

If a slice of pizza can't be folded lengthwise it is not real pizza.

But last month, I had a crisis of faith: I used the knife-and-fork pizza method at a sit-down dinner with my girlfriend, and it was good. Great, even. Turns out I was totally wrong, and everyone should start eating their pizza this way. Seriously.

Nice pasta, but this is a pizza thread.

 

[fire_fly]

Personally I think the only real pizza heresy is putting shit like ranch dressing or even (GAG) macaroni and cheese on top. Weird shit like that.

As for eating pizza with a knife and fork... It just seems unnecessarily fussy, unless you're eating one of those deep-dish monstrosities with cheese and meat and stuff oozing out everywhere.

 

[cypocryphy]

@Durable Mike Malloy

@R.A.E.L.

New Jersey has the best pizza. New York is great too, but must accept second place.

 

[VJ 120]

As the queen of pizza and resident fatass, New York pizza is objectively the best pizza, but all pizza is pretty good. Except for any pizza with fucking pineapple or anchovies on it. Get the fuck out with that bullshit.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

New Jersey has the best pizza. New York is great too, but must accept second place.

Honestly, such fine distinctions mean less to me after living in the South for a while. At first I thought, "Wow, pizza here is so bad, someone from NJ should move down and open up a real pizzeria - they will make a fortune!" But gradually, I arrived at a horrifying realization - people down there actually preferred their weird gross pizza with its wet crust and sweet sauce and wrong cheese. Those were dark times.

In Japan, I had to eat pizza - or "pizza" - with mayonnaise and whitebait on it to be polite. It's hard to imagine a more heretical pizza than that.

 

[Picklechu]

Now I want pizza.

Good (or even decent) pizza is tough to find in the South.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

anybody who ruins the golden crust: sauce: cheese ratio with deep dish pizza can shove it right up their husky asses and waddle back to their mother's basement tbh fam

 

[BILLY MAYS]

3. these assholes:

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http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2013/08/old-forge-pennsylvania-pizza.html

Make a thread

 

[Cuck Norris]

3. these assholes:

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http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2013/08/old-forge-pennsylvania-pizza.html

The pictures in this article made me want to vomit.

 

[Ntwadumela]

You haven't had real pizza till you've been to Italy, son!

 

[EH 110]

I'm going to get pizza for lunch today. Mmmm, pizza...

 

[tarni]

But can you get Donner meat on a pizza in NYC?

Ravenor asking the fat bastard questions since 2010.

German detected

 

[CatParty]

new york invented real pizza get that eurotrash out of here

 

[CWCissey]

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Where are the toppings? That's Cheese and Tomato flatbread, not a pizza.

 

[polonium]

lol americans and their "pizza"
Yes dear, now go and play outside.

 

[Carlos Thin]

4. Pineapple