pizza heretics

In Japan, I had to eat pizza - or "pizza" - with mayonnaise and whitebait on it to be polite. It's hard to imagine a more heretical pizza than that.

For me in was corn and mayo pizza in Kyoto.

We have shitty pizza where I live and it blows. There are a ton of wood fire places but they all make crap pizza. I just want a good non hipster new York style pizza place. Instead we have quinoa crust, non gluten organic heirloom roasted veg.
 
Nigga gtfo Chicago or go home New York pizza is for Jews.
 
fucking migrants rape kids 24/7 but atleast they bring in some tasty ass pizzas

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That kooky asian Mayo pizza sounds fucking weird. My fave Pizza is Pineapple and ham (for a nice taste of Hawaii) and big ol' fatboy combination pizza. When it comes to chain places, little cesars is for poor plebs, Pizza Hut is basic but decent, Papa Johns? top tier! especially with that delicious garlic sauce oh boy, liquid gold right there.
 
For me in was corn and mayo pizza in Kyoto.

We have shitty pizza where I live and it blows. There are a ton of wood fire places but they all make crap pizza. I just want a good non hipster new York style pizza place. Instead we have quinoa crust, non gluten organic heirloom roasted veg.

About the only hipster type pizza that even deserves to exist is pesto pizza.
 
I've been to Italy and eaten hot dog and french fries on a slice of pizza. There is no such thing as a pizza heretic.
 
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