Pizza Time!

Cloaca Rimjob said:
Jews dont eat pork though, just baby foreskins.

It's not an overpowering mustard, you barely notice it. I find I always just leave the crusts on normal pizza, that's why I like my crust stuffed with sausage (yikes)
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They're not supposed to eat pork, but that doesn't mean they don't love it.

According to Pew, more than half of American Jews eat pork. And that's just the ones who will admit it to a stranger.

Cloaca Rimjob said:
Another good way to eat pizza is to batter and deep fry it then stick some salt and vinegar on it. Delicious.
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Also, that deep fried pizza looks a lot like a Jamaican beef patty. (or a calzone, but those you don't bother to batter, you just cook them rolled over like that)

Some places around here do fancier variants on that - "stuffed pizzas", where they basically layer two pizzas on top of each other, and bake meat and cheese directly into the base. It's a little thinner than a Sicilian/Chicago, but packs more calories in a smaller volume.
 
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Jesus Quintana said:
Have you ever tried dessert pizza or sweet pizza? The only one I tried was pizza with Nutella or chocolate and fruits, I think. It was okay but nothing extraordinary. I saw a sweet pizza with ice cream once but that was sold in the u.s.
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Dessert pizza is awesome, I like to eat the chocolate ones when after a few hours in the freezer. One of the best pizzas I ever are was an Ice Cream pizza like this. It was so fucking good, shame it was on another city.

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Also peanuts pizza is godtier too, with chocolate and dulce del leche

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Dessert pizza is awesome, I like to eat the chocolate ones when after a few hours in the freezer. One of the best pizzas I ever are was an Ice Cream pizza like this. It was so fucking good, shame it was on another city.

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Also peanuts pizza is godtier too, with chocolate and dulce del leche

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Wait that ice cream pizza has tomato sauce?!
And the dulce de leche pizza... I need to make one.
 
After all this chat of highly processed, excessive frozen pizzas. I caved and bought a new yorker, can be a cheat day. The burger sauce is utilised solely for the hotdog stuffed crust and the pizza itself pairs really well with a nice benedictine wine.

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Cloaca Rimjob said:
After all this chat of highly processed, excessive frozen pizzas. I caved and bought a new yorker, can be a cheat day. The burger sauce is utilised solely for the hotdog stuffed crust and the pizza itself pairs really well with a nice benedictine wine.

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Look at how unevenly distributed those pepperonis are. And wtf is burger sauce?
 
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Least Concern said:
Look at how unevenly distributed those pepperonis are. And wtf is burger sauce?
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According to what I can find, blended mayo, ketchup, and relish. It’s not a UK only thing, it looks like Walmart sells it.
 
Xarpho said:
According to what I can find, blended mayo, ketchup, and relish. It’s not a UK only thing, it looks like Walmart sells it.
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So if it's too much effort to put three condiments on your burger, you can buy that and just put one. lol okay
 
Yes I'm the asshole buying Domino's. We also have New York pizza,I will try it next time. And the best are from that shoarma delivery,they have pizza too.

Btw I don't care but being in Italy,their pizza's are just the BEST.

How does the desert pizzza work? Order a slice from a pizza and then order a slice for dinner or just 1 dinner pizza?
 
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Had pizza tonight. Kept the leftovers in the box and left it on the counter so I could grab a slice later in the evening.

The box ended up getting put in the fridge by someone that will remain nameless. And now the pizza is fucking ruined. You never put the leftover pizza in the fridge until you are going to bed and done with the day. As long as you keep it out and in the box, the crust stays just about perfect. Yes you will eventually put it in the fridge, but not until you have to.

That crust is fucking ruined. I am going to kill Rich.
 
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Hellspawn said:
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Boba on pizza. :\
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Watched a review of this (I use my spare time in weird ways), apparently it's inconsequential flavor-wise but just makes the savory cheese have a sweeter edge. To me it looks like a frog laid eggs on a pizza, what the fuck.
 
Mike Stoklasa said:
Had pizza tonight. Kept the leftovers in the box and left it on the counter so I could grab a slice later in the evening.

The box ended up getting put in the fridge by someone that will remain nameless. And now the pizza is fucking ruined. You never put the leftover pizza in the fridge until you are going to bed and done with the day. As long as you keep it out and in the box, the crust stays just about perfect. Yes you will eventually put it in the fridge, but not until you have to.

That crust is fucking ruined. I am going to kill Rich.
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Hot tip is to always re-heat pizza in the oven. Put in a slice or two, set the oven to 225c and turn it on, in 9-11 minutes it is perfectly crusty. Pre-heat not necessary.
Slightly slower than a microwave but much better.
 
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