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I'm cooking up ideas of how I'm going to handle anti nuzlocke content, at worst I'll just ignore consequences of them, but I might actually have a story element I'll add to avoiding it.
Let's Sperg Pokemon Clover Nuzlocke (Screenshot let's play) - aka Pokemon Meme or Pokemon /vg/
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You should be fine as long as you manage to pick up a bulky pokemon along the way.
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I played this on my phone a while ago, surprisingly addictive and with better difficulty and balance than the real games.
Birdhouse is legit one of the best flying types you can get. Despite the bad typing it'll take a hit off most things to stall them out with toxic.
Can't remember what it's called but get the normal type that evolves into Semdemon. Give it softboiled and you can bar bad luck with a motherfuck solo the entire game with it.
Carlito messed up my team bad, but Semdemon facetanked the whole thing.
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It legit saved me from the first gym and it gets sturdy so...
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Is that the special attacker form of the hug you get in the wonder trade? Very good Pokémon.
My tactic was to suicide lead Birdhouse with Light clay and dual screens. Then dump Semdemon with leftovers and aqua veil. Muddy Water and Mud Bomb away. Softboiled if you take too much damage. It works on almost everything you will fight. The rest of my team were mostly high speed physical or special sweepers like Dragking, Snugware and that gay fairy ice cube thing that can switch into things they resist (Pozzed DragKing is amazing, thank you for 1/3 extra HP every time I switch him into poison moves) and hit back hard.
OP it's worth putting stuff into the wonder trade. You have the chance of getting crap with bad IVs but most of them have great and sometimes perfect IVs in all stats.
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Snugware's the physical (and bulky) evo. I got mine through the prevo in the grass. It learns curse at some point and I used that and had it spam Brick Break.
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I have two more episodes worth of screenshots to prep into posts, but I'm going to put two limits on wondertrades for the Nuzlocke, I get once free before each gym(and it probably saved my under leveled run against Brock) and if any route lacks any new Pokemon to catch, I catch a repeat and wonder trade it into a new one
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Yes, HIM, good thing i had this girl with me
She was able to tank a couple of explosions, so i made past HIM in my first try.
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Yeah, the only pure nuzlockes I've ever seen of clover ended in tears. All of them went this way, and added special rules of some sort, or came to a bitter end at the hands of Samuel Jackson or Carlito.
Motherfuck is still my favorite fakemon of all time. It's the kind you can tell your friend that it exists, show him, and he knows what it's all about and is appropriately horrified.
It's movepool consists of Spore, Perish Song, Destiny Bond, and Explosion, it's ability is Shadow Tag, and trainer ones often have max EVs for Speed and Attack.
It is a crowning achievement in the art of being a dick.
I'm surprised it wasn't mentioned that your rival's theme is Shadow the Hedgehog. Enjoying so far, but you're still 10,000 light-years away from facing Brock.
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You'll need a 1.0 (squirrels) ROM of FireRed. A ten second google search would have turned it up, also. Happy memeing, and protip: pick the male PC. There's a second rival introduced right as you leave the starting town, and the female version is better.
Also, don't use cheat codes. The game *will* know.
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Welcome back to the Fochun Region of Pokemon Clover. Last episode we picked our Fire Starter, Arabomb, met the underpaid Pokemon Professor Stump, and ran away from home.
*I really like the victory against wild Pokemon music*
First new Pokemon, a rapping squirrel, and a fried chicken. They are the only ones available on Route 1, so we'll be catching them soon.
*Youngster theme is the Fortnite Dance Jingle*
Dabbing Youngsters, I'm going to enjoy stealing their money.
I do like these boxes for items, rather than Pokeballs.
We quickly arrive at Vitlya City.
It's a good indication of most of the people we'll meet here.
Real pieces of shit.
Apparently also home of Chrischan.
Like Red, the second town is home to the final Gym Leader.
The old man blocking Route 2 is doing so cause he's drunk.
*spits on Genwunners*
Pokemart uses a remix of the Wii Store theme.
Sure enough, let's see what it is...
Podunk region doesn't even have a distribution center.
Stump gives CANCER and I Pokedexes & 5 Pokeballs nothing special there.
Of course CANCER has daddy issues, I'm guessing his pops is a Gym leader or Elite 4 member.
I'm also guessing he's a homeless Orphan as the other two houses in town are Stumps(his wife gives me the Town Map) and... Keksandra?
Oh well, guess she's not home...
Uhh
- Are... you retarded?
Yeah, your retarded.
Oh shit, this is GenV! Keksandra is the rival that takes the last remaining starter. GodIsGreat of course quickly burns Keksandra's Grasshole. I... actually don't remember this from my previous playthrough. I'm not sure if that's cause I'm forgetful or if it was implemented yet...
Now that we have Pokeballs, I start loading up on future Pokemon!
Route 1:
Tendies a Normal/Flying and Rigger(Rat Nigger) Pure Normal
Vitlya Cave:
Milyobita(Milwaukee, Ryobi, and Makita since he's a Red, Blue and Green Drill) a Rock type
Annnd it appears CANCER beat us here and his Ejacasm couldn't keep it in his Pokeball... guess that means I have his sloppy seconds, CANCER2nds a normal type.
We miss out on this Ground type looking Wedgard.
Route 2:
The abomination called Maymay is a Normal type, it's cry is horrendous and I call it Won't Miss
The good little Pokemon wearing it's mask is a Poison type I name Coofer
Here we miss out on what seems to be another Poison type:
Before moving on to the Vitlya Forest, we use the grind up everyone to Lvl 9(except Won't Miss)
and I encounter someone in the Pokecenter
Hmm, that reminds me of one of Prof. Stump's aides talking about how he lost his leg...
Yep... sounds like free healthcare alright.
On the way to Vitlya Forest we check in with the now sober Genwunner
Fortunately he doesn't force us to watch a scripted event about it. True story, when I was 8 and retarded playing the original Red, it didn't even do any good anyways. I somehow lucked my way through Brock with a lvl 18ish Charmeleon, then decided to try to catch Pokemon and couldn't catch one cause it one shot all the wild Pokemon I could find(and I didn't think it'd work if they were at full health). I ended up starting the game over again.
Vitlya Forest:
So, Hidden Grottos are a thing if Fochun.
Vitlya Forest is pretty close to Veridian Forest in lay out.
*theme is original but I like it*
I catch Kekturk a Dark/Bug type and NEET a Bug type with Thundershock
F7 is the same button to load State 7 and start the Gif recording...
There is something moving in grass, what could this be?
Ah, its Birdhouse, the Pokemon a couple people have recommended will help me later on.
I don't get one...
There is the Hidden Grotto, I missed it(I forgot about it). Came back post-Brock and it had a Larvades, with the Hidden Ability Immunity.
I have a bad feeling about this so I run back to Vitlya City and heal up.
Sure enough, our Rival ambushes us.
He also caught the Coof, but I threw his starters cum back at him and drive it off(about as good advice as we've gotten from the CDC IRL)
Ejacasm isn't very high level and can't do much against NEET even though her Thundershocks don't do much in return, a lucky paralyze doesn't do him any favors.
A buck sixty... I'm not going to be able to spam healing items abusively in this am I?
And a Rival battle is a good spot to wrap things up! Next time we meet the villainous team, something special enough to bend some Nuzlocke rules, and our first death!
First new Pokemon, a rapping squirrel, and a fried chicken. They are the only ones available on Route 1, so we'll be catching them soon.
Dabbing Youngsters, I'm going to enjoy stealing their money.
I do like these boxes for items, rather than Pokeballs.
We quickly arrive at Vitlya City.
It's a good indication of most of the people we'll meet here.
Real pieces of shit.
Apparently also home of Chrischan.
Like Red, the second town is home to the final Gym Leader.
The old man blocking Route 2 is doing so cause he's drunk.
Sure enough, let's see what it is...
Stump gives CANCER and I Pokedexes & 5 Pokeballs nothing special there.
Of course CANCER has daddy issues, I'm guessing his pops is a Gym leader or Elite 4 member.
I'm also guessing he's a homeless Orphan as the other two houses in town are Stumps(his wife gives me the Town Map) and... Keksandra?
Oh well, guess she's not home...
...
Oh shit, this is GenV! Keksandra is the rival that takes the last remaining starter. GodIsGreat of course quickly burns Keksandra's Grasshole. I... actually don't remember this from my previous playthrough. I'm not sure if that's cause I'm forgetful or if it was implemented yet...
Now that we have Pokeballs, I start loading up on future Pokemon!
Route 1:
Tendies a Normal/Flying and Rigger(Rat Nigger) Pure Normal
Vitlya Cave:
Milyobita(Milwaukee, Ryobi, and Makita since he's a Red, Blue and Green Drill) a Rock type
Annnd it appears CANCER beat us here and his Ejacasm couldn't keep it in his Pokeball... guess that means I have his sloppy seconds, CANCER2nds a normal type.
We miss out on this Ground type looking Wedgard.
Route 2:
The abomination called Maymay is a Normal type, it's cry is horrendous and I call it Won't Miss
The good little Pokemon wearing it's mask is a Poison type I name Coofer
Here we miss out on what seems to be another Poison type:
Before moving on to the Vitlya Forest, we use the grind up everyone to Lvl 9(except Won't Miss)
and I encounter someone in the Pokecenter
Hmm, that reminds me of one of Prof. Stump's aides talking about how he lost his leg...
Yep... sounds like free healthcare alright.
On the way to Vitlya Forest we check in with the now sober Genwunner
Fortunately he doesn't force us to watch a scripted event about it. True story, when I was 8 and retarded playing the original Red, it didn't even do any good anyways. I somehow lucked my way through Brock with a lvl 18ish Charmeleon, then decided to try to catch Pokemon and couldn't catch one cause it one shot all the wild Pokemon I could find(and I didn't think it'd work if they were at full health). I ended up starting the game over again.
Vitlya Forest:
So, Hidden Grottos are a thing if Fochun.
Vitlya Forest is pretty close to Veridian Forest in lay out.
I catch Kekturk a Dark/Bug type and NEET a Bug type with Thundershock
There is something moving in grass, what could this be?
Ah, its Birdhouse, the Pokemon a couple people have recommended will help me later on.
There is the Hidden Grotto, I missed it(I forgot about it). Came back post-Brock and it had a Larvades, with the Hidden Ability Immunity.
I have a bad feeling about this so I run back to Vitlya City and heal up.
Sure enough, our Rival ambushes us.
He also caught the Coof, but I threw his starters cum back at him and drive it off(about as good advice as we've gotten from the CDC IRL)
Ejacasm isn't very high level and can't do much against NEET even though her Thundershocks don't do much in return, a lucky paralyze doesn't do him any favors.
A buck sixty... I'm not going to be able to spam healing items abusively in this am I?
And a Rival battle is a good spot to wrap things up! Next time we meet the villainous team, something special enough to bend some Nuzlocke rules, and our first death!
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The youngsters have fortnite music and holy shit I didn’t know the nerd was in this.
Wedgard is pretty decent for the 1st gym since it gets mudslap which is 4x effective on the treasure chest
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Honestly, I love the music this hack has. No one has mentioned it yet, but the wild pokemon victory theme is.... mwah *chef kiss*
It's stupid, dank meme fuckery and I fucking love it.
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I'm autistic, but I'm not that autistic.
A lot of the music I feel like I've heard before but can't pinpoint, except for the "It's Always Sunny" theme. I will give them it on the chiptune work they did for the game, it's good. However, Milyobita and CANCER2nds have Mudslap and I get an even better option early on next episode.
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