Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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It was an energy crisis, not anything with climate.

1000 years was fucking retarded. I could have bought 50 years with the Dynamax phenomenon causing some rolling blackouts - while Rose would be dying, 50 years away would mean that his brother's kids would be absolutely fucked.
I assumed they were going to say that Rose was dying so his rush to fix the issue in 10-50 years would have made sense Doesn’t want to die knowing his own stupidity fucked the world. ‘I’m dying so i need to fix my mistake before I die’ is common in JRPG. Leading to foolishness.

But nope. 10k years
 
It should be noted that the story of SwSh is so inconsistent and filled with plotholes that it's safe to say that it is the most incomplete and rushed Pokemon game, period. They likely had a grand plan for a story and the existing characters and it was all scrapped, leaving us scratching our heads at what the fuck Rose is doing. The whole energy crisis and him needing to do solve it right now probably made a lot more sense to Gamefreak, who had the missing puzzle pieces, but to us it looks retarded. I would wager it had something to do with the Dynamax feature, as there is several points in the game when it hints that you might have to do random wild/horde battles against randomly Dynamaxed rampaging Pokemon...and then you don't, since the game isn't complete. You don't even get to use Dynamax outside gyms and various story bits, making the gimmick feel even more useless, at least Megas and Z-Crystals could be used at any time.

Doesn't really matter to me, Rose is such a non-villain and the rest of the story and worldbuilding so gobshite that they might as well not have bothered. They should have went back to the storytelling of Gen 1 and 2 where you're just a kid doing Pokemon League stuff with the occasional interference from Team Yell. No world ending stuff, no climate change, none of that shit, just give us Galar League lore and focus on standalone stories within your cities.
 
They should have went back to the storytelling of Gen 1 and 2 where you're just a kid doing Pokemon League stuff with the occasional interference from Team Yell. No world ending stuff, no climate change, none of that shit, just give us Galar League lore and focus on wordbuilding within your cities.
What’s frustrating is because of the UK football theme nature of the game and needing to get sponsored to even hang in the league, to say nothing of the big leagues, they could have absolutely just focused on the league. Especially when all the characters are focused on it.

As is Rose and the end of the world feels tacked on to a plot about a pro’s brother getting crushed and you and the pro desperately trying to knock sense into him.
 
What’s frustrating is because of the UK football theme nature of the game and needing to get sponsored to even hang in the league, to say nothing of the big leagues, they could have absolutely just focused on the league. Especially when all the characters are focused on it.

As is Rose and the end of the world feels tacked on to a plot about a pro’s brother getting crushed and you and the pro desperately trying to knock sense into him.
They must have seen the success they had with the fake out Team Skull and Aether Corporation had in Gen 7, so they decided to do it again for Team Yell in Gen 8...and Team Star in Gen 9. Team Star is such a non factor I wouldn't even consider them a villain team at all, everything about them is extremely cringe. Thank goodness I never plan on playing gen 9.
Speaking of the pokephilia leaks, I would say the damage is done. Nobody cares if there was mistranslation or not, Typhlosion/Slaking are always going to be rapists and Lapras/Octillery will always be horndogs wanting human dick. All this will do is lead to redditors and other retards screeching about you being a "4chan chud" or whatever, before promptly being ignored and spammed with porn knowing /vp/. The personalities of those Pokemon are already written in stone and so are their memes.
Should have "corrected the record" a couple days ago when it would have mattered, buddy!
Edit: That "source" better not be a random fucking redditor who "reached out" to Japanese translators that don't actually exist to "own the chuds" and "stop misinformation" aka hurting of his feelings, lmfao
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Nearing the end of the day and this is still nowhere to be seen. Maybe plans were scrapped after the leaks or something?
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edit: worth noting I'm not talking about the Gigantamax reveal, that was given a separate header and released correctly on the 14th like it was originally going to be. I'm talking about details relating to this event specifically.
Very possible that the Town Retard running the site fucked up the date, but I can't find any other source even talking about this (all the GO-related sources don't mention "more details") so he's all I have to go off of.
 
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They must have seen the success they had with the fake out Team Skull and Aether Corporation had in Gen 7, so they decided to do it again for Team Yell in Gen 8...and Team Star in Gen 9. Team Star is such a non factor I wouldn't even consider them a villain team at all, everything about them is extremely cringe. Thank goodness I never plan on playing gen 9.
Speaking of the pokephilia leaks, I would say the damage is done. Nobody cares if there was mistranslation or not, Typhlosion/Slaking are always going to be rapists and Lapras/Octillery will always be horndogs wanting human dick. All this will do is lead to redditors and other retards screeching about you being a "4chan chud" or whatever, before promptly being ignored and spammed with porn knowing /vp/. The personalities of those Pokemon are already written in stone and so are their memes.
Should have "corrected the record" a couple days ago when it would have mattered, buddy!
Edit: That "source" better not be a random fucking redditor who "reached out" to Japanese translators that don't actually exist to "own the chuds" and "stop misinformation" aka hurting of his feelings, lmfao
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tl;dr it's exactly the same
 
Kieran evolves from a shy boy to a big city numale douche who is cocky and insecure at the same time, like the best nuzlocker in the world.
did you play the dlc? he was always a douche. his personality in kitakami is depression-induced. he becomes very angry that you're better than him at pokemon. he's the classic angry rival, but he takes it too far (in story) and is punished for his behavior. the lore with drayton and him is pretty good.
 
Now, I am not going to tell you to take 4chan seriously without a grain of salt, but I am seeing enough "this changes literally nothing" posts there to make me think this is just reddit coping and seething, as usual
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Remember, the whole thing is highly triggering to them, for some reason(then again, what isn't?). It's more likely somebody made up a bunch of bullshit, said "trust the science" and tried deboonking, as is so common on social media and by journos these days.
Pokephilia is still canon and Typhlosion is still a groomer, you can split hairs and shout about it till you're hoarse and blue in the face but that won't change anything.
If anything, this will make normalfags even angrier because they will think that "the science is settled" without doing any further research or translating and will make them more likely to start spam/flamewars in retaliation. Mockery and laughing at them is still the preferred method of dealing with them, not taking them seriously.
C'mon sunkern is so adorable.
Look at this


Wholesome.

Worst gen 2 pkmn is Ariados.
Sunflora was supposed to be Grass/Psychic in the beta and Ariados had a much cooler design. We were robbed.
 
C'mon sunkern is so adorable.
Look at this


Wholesome.

Worst gen 2 pkmn is Ariados.
I wish they had kept the beta design... protoariados2.png3442.png
He's such a cute spooky boy (:_(

Sunflora was supposed to be Grass/Psychic in the beta and Ariados had a much cooler design. We were robbed.
I never understood Remoraid and Octillery until I saw the beta. Nothing about their design says "gun" or "cannon." We were truly robbed with them...
 
Yeah, the only "people" arguing against the pokephilia in the leak are obvious tourists and outsiders who unironcally get triggered and say shit like "who hurt you", "find another joke" and trying to start some shitty memes like #NotAllPokemonFans.
Yeah, this is just more redditard cope. Funny how it took them to a boiling point so quickly.
BTW I am seeing reports that Cyrus is not autistic, that can deboonked as well for the same reasons. Cyrus will always be an aspie no matter how many normaltourists get their feelings hurt.
 
There was a leaked document where GF employees discussed that they wanted their stories to explore the relationship between humans and Pokemon, but what exploration is happening exactly? Every single game has the exact same theme of "humans and Pokemon can do anything as long as they work together! :)", it's not an exploration insomuch as it is beating you over the head repeatedly with the same powah of fwendship plot most kids media has.
I guess they most they've done is give villains a Crobat and expecting people to pog at their character development despite never showing any of it to the player. But honestly actually exploring that relationship requires the pokemon to be characters, they have done this with the noble pokemon in PLA but it's still not a lot as they mostly just function like the box legendaries who're just plot devices and don't have any character as individuals.
 
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Wokoids killed the only two heterosexual responsible white adults in paldea.
Who are we talking about? Because I’m pretty sure the game said Arven’s parent’s were shit people? One of them left and that other did not care so hard that the robot self dies going ‘wow, your parent was an arsehole, I’m sorry’ .
did you play the dlc? he was always a douche. his personality in kitakami is depression-induced. he becomes very angry that you're better than him at pokemon. he's the classic angry rival, but he takes it too far (in story) and is punished for his behavior. the lore with drayton and him is pretty good.
Ah, yes. The dude who got rightfully mad that his sister lies to him for no reason after finding out he was right about everything and she was real mean for seemingly years, an issue that could have been solved by the grandparents in five seconds.

The issue honestly is the player couldn’t sude with him we had to go along with the girl that was clearly wrong.

Of course he’s going to be a bit pissed off when the only thing he likes in the world sides with lying arseholes.
 
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Why are we debating the worst Gen 2 Pokemon like it's uknown? We all know it's unown.
Are they even proper Pokemon? They were only made to fill in the spaces of Gen 2 games that had placeholder Pokemon so that we wouldn't have another MissingNo situation, not like they did anything with them lore wise and in battle they're fucking useless.
 
Funny how it took them to a boiling point so quickly.
Of course it will take normies or tourists to a boiling point. Most normies aren’t ok with the idea Pikachu might fuck them. Even most Pokemon Fans are too young to remember what PokeGirls was.
BTW I am seeing reports that Cyrus is not autistic, that can deboonked as well for the same reasons. Cyrus will always be an aspie no matter how many normaltourists get their feelings hurt.
Even if he isn’t and we are all wrong, and we could be, Fans have been saying that about Cyrus for years. No one really gives a crap. Anyone that does is probably just mad that he is a way cooler autist than they are.

If anything I bet that is what a lot of this is. The devs playing into the theories for shits and giggles assuming none of it would see the light of day
 
Why are we debating the worst Gen 2 Pokemon like it's uknown? We all know it's unown.
They made a movie out of that mon it was so cool.

Issue is the fact that Hidden Power did nothing when it clearly should have done something different based on the letter. And considering you find Smeargle nearby, they were obvious willing to get nutty with move pools.
 
That's a funny way to spell Ledian.
As someone who tried making it work for years, I can confirm that this is probably the shittiest Gen 2 Pokemon and one of the worst Pokemon overall. It does nothing in competitive and it does nothing even in the story mode. Wasted concept, should have made it a bug/fighting and amped it's physical attack so at the very least it would have a niche.
 
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