Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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30+GameOvers said:
As someone who tried making it work for years, I can confirm that this is probably the shittiest Gen 2 Pokemon and one of the worst Pokemon overall. It does nothing in competitive and it does nothing even in the story mode. Wasted concept, should have made it a bug/fighting and amped it's physical attack so at the very least it would have a niche.
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It even looked like it wanted to punch things to death
 
Lucas Silva #4903141 said:
Stumbled upon this thread regarding the leaks. 4chan's translation missed stuff. tl;dr - Typhlosion dindu nuffin, Yuu Nakatsui does not exist
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Typlosion still fucked a chick and she had his kid, there just isn't a tranny writer now, bull shit he didndu nuthin, he nutted in her with his poke cock!
 
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6MillionCoofs said:
It even looked like it wanted to punch things to death
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Spaceworld design was more bland, but it's stats made more sense. It was a normal ladybug instead of the 4 armed atrocity we see in the final game, it was clearly meant to be a shitmon with an early access to Swift and high Special Defense. Not the most useful niche but at least it exists.
 
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We have a pastebin detailing the contents
lmfao, what the fuck was Gamefreak smoking back then?
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Primeape would make an excellent dom.
He knows the safe word secretly is a cry for more.

30+GameOvers said:
They must have seen the success they had with the fake out Team Skull and Aether Corporation had in Gen 7, so they decided to do it again for Team Yell
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The real big bad could have been fishy football managers or something completely different like Dr. Moriarty tier crime stuff from bongland.
Rose was so random.
 
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Squawking Macaw said:
At least Unown has a unique gimmick
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Honestly that is may take away with these leaks, GF clearly has interesting ideas but never enough time to cook or stuff stopping them from cooking.

I go back to Ash leaving when thinking about this because it is recent ‘people ask why worry about replacing him’ people forgot that Fans were really not sure about how to take Horizons.

The audiance makes GF very hesistant to do things they clearly want to st least try.

And it’s obvious whenever they do try fans always initialy respond with ‘don’t want new thing’
 
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Lurking no more said:
Why are we debating the worst Gen 2 Pokemon like it's uknown? We all know it's unown.
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Unown would have been great if they didn't have that same species clause in effect for all official battles (i.e. local/online pvp)

At least then you could pull some troll shit like have an entire team of unowns that have different hidden power types while spelling out a 6 letter word like "NIGGER"
 
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VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
As far as I’m concerned some dude fucking an octopus just because he found one on the beach is still canon because it’s pretty funny.
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All of this stuff is still canon, especially now when we see who's actually fuming about it
Hiphopopotamus said:
Worst gen 2 pokemon is granbull.
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Granbull kicks ass, altho he was reduced to a power creeped shitmon until fairies came around. I really tried to make him work, but he's too slow and too weak to be of any serious use outside the story mode.
Squawking Macaw said:
Yeah, it's a pretty cool-looking Pokemon, which only makes the fact that it's garbage even more painful. It should've at least gotten a Mega.
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I love it's shiny, but yes it's extremely shitty too. At least Ariados can do Sticky Web shenanigans but not much else.
 
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i hate gsc togepi. i hate running back and forth to hatch it, i hate grinding friendship for the evolution, i hate that it's entire levelup movepool until level fucking 38 (double edge) is metronome, sweet kiss, encore, and safeguard. oh, you actually reached level 38? congratulations, now you can finally capitalize off of that sweet base 40 atk and spd

compared to rattata who has 56 atk, 72 spd, and attacks that it can use at level 1 without ACK-ing itself
 
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AnotherPleb said:
That's a funny way to spell Ledian.
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Ledian only sucks in Gen2 because it's attack stat is shit and it's 2 main stab types are physical stabs which don't even matter because it doesn't even get any stab attacks. It's special attack stat ain't any better either, so it can't even abuse ice/thunder punch or giga drain. It's only attack boosting move in that game is curse, but it also means cutting off it's speed.

Starting with gen3 it gets sword dance, so it's not complete shit anymore.
 
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mrs thickness said:
i hate gsc togepi. i hate running back and forth to hatch it, i hate grinding friendship for the evolution, i hate that it's entire levelup movepool until level fucking 38 (double edge) is metronome, sweet kiss, encore, and safeguard. oh, you actually reached level 38? congratulations, now you can finally capitalize off of that sweet base 40 atk and spd

compared to rattata who has 56 atk, 72 spd, and attacks that it can use at level 1 without ACK-ing itself
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Yeah, pre gen 4 it is fucking useless, but my god did it take off when it did. Gens 4 and 5 are pretty interesting since it's a Normal/Flying type there, giving it a whole new playstyle in Gens 6/7 especially with Megas and Z crystals found in those games.
Celebrate Nite said:
Ledian only sucks in Gen2 because it's attack stat is shit and it's 2 main stab types are physical stabs which don't even matter because it doesn't even get any stab attacks. It's special attack stat ain't any better either, so it can't even abuse ice/thunder punch or giga drain. It's only attack boosting move in that game is curse, but it also means cutting off it's speed.

Starting with gen3 it gets sword dance, so it's not complete shit anymore.
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Sorry to break it to you, but if you need SD then the Pokemon isn't good. Even with the extended movepool of the romhacks I have been playing lately, Ledian is just fucking useless.
6MillionCoofs said:
Fanfic.net has yet to be flood with May/Typlosion shit. People are being slow.

I always assumed that they retconned Wally to having a Gallade because they hated the joke they he was fucking his Gardavoir.

I hope Z-A makes Dyatha oe her replacement actually do something.
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There is a lot of new Typhlosion porn being made right now. I know this because /vp/ won't let anybody forget about it, and of course they link the porn even tho it's a blue board. Akari is always going to be known for nothing more than taking BTD and creating Typhlosion halfbreeds for future generations, for better or worse. It doesn't matter what is "canon" when the fans already decided that.
BTW seeing a lot of lonely bipolar women shipping this couple unironically, also a pokefucker general has now been made with several consecutive generals. I got bad news for the redditors who thought that "(falsely) deboonking" the translations would have any effect.
 
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Celebrate Nite said:
Ledian only sucks in Gen2 because it's attack stat is shit and it's 2 main stab types are physical stabs which don't even matter because it doesn't even get any stab attacks. It's special attack stat ain't any better either, so it can't even abuse ice/thunder punch or giga drain. It's only attack boosting move in that game is curse, but it also means cutting off it's speed.

Starting with gen3 it gets sword dance, so it's not complete shit anymore.
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What in the actual fuck are you doing with 35 base attack?
 
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Anonitolia said:
Nearing the end of the day and this is still nowhere to be seen. Maybe plans were scrapped after the leaks or something?
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edit: worth noting I'm not talking about the Gigantamax reveal, that was given a separate header and released correctly on the 14th like it was originally going to be. I'm talking about details relating to this event specifically.
Very possible that the Town Retard running the site fucked up the date, but I can't find any other source even talking about this (all the GO-related sources don't mention "more details") so he's all I have to go off of.
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A quick google gave me this.
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More details on the page. Seems to be for Indians only, so they ask that westerners please do not redeem the rewards.
Not gonna lie, I dropped this game when the covid buffs were removed. It was great for idling on community days for a bunch of basically-free shinies but never caught my attention enough to be worth going out for.
 
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