Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

UntimelyDhelmise said:
All the mobile shit killing traditional spin-offs (the business conference earlier this year all but confirmed that, the Detective Pikachu sequel was the ONLY game there that was coming to a traditional system) definitely feels like it sped up the yearly cycle.
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So... Blame China. Got it.
 
UntimelyDhelmise said:
They had a hand in helping each generation get a proper amount of time before the next set, but now thanks to the nature of mobile needing new content at a consistently rapid rate to keep the paypig flow going they have to shove out new games so fast there's barely any time to even let the new generation's setting and mons sink into the mind.
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It also helped giving each gen its own identity, R&S started mystery dungeon, Gen 4 had the entire ranger series, and Gen 5 had conquest. it helps give its own spin on the world and make that era stand out a bit more.
 
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Dracozolt: The powerful muscles in its tail generate its electricity. Compared to its lower body, its upper half is entirely too small.

Arctozolt: This Pokemon lived on prehistoric seashores and was able to preserve food with the ice on its body. It went extinct because it moved so slowly.

Dracovish: Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokemon can't breathe unless it's underwater.

Arctovish: The skin on its face is impervious to attack, but breathing difficulties made this Pokemon go extinct anyway



"K-kill me....."
 
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Love_Machine011 said:
Dracozolt: The powerful muscles in its tail generate its electricity. Compared to its lower body, its upper half is entirely too small.

Arctozolt: This Pokemon lived on prehistoric seashores and was able to preserve food with the ice on its body. It went extinct because it moved so slowly.

Dracovish: Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokemon can't breathe unless it's underwater.

Arctovish: The skin on its face is impervious to attack, but breathing difficulties made this Pokemon go extinct anyway



"K-kill me....."
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So Team Plasma did nothing wrong
 
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Read a brief article about Nintendo finding the leaker by Social Media chaining. Why people always gotta put links to their FB account?
 
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Can't help but wonder if the fossil chimeras will get an update in the following games where you can make them whole again like this.
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I know it wouldn't happen but I've been wanting a stegosaur fossil mon for a long time, notably one that isn't a horrific spliced abomination.
 
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CausticMinory said:
The fucking buildamons are going to kill me. Each one is about how it's body was fucked BEFORE we revived them. So Arceus created them as a fucked joke millions of years ago.
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No youre misunderstanding. These are a play on paleontologists making absurd animals in the past out of random bits. The pokedex is how we *THINK* they lived. The ultimate cope.
 
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Love_Machine011 said:
No youre misunderstanding. These are a play on paleontologists making absurd animals in the past out of random bits. The pokedex is how we *THINK* they lived. The ultimate cope.
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Basically, Mewtwo had every right to wipe humanity off the face of the earth. This is what happens when you play God and release abominations into the world.

At least Genesect had a better deal getting a giant cannon fused to its back upon revival.
 
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Nauseated Courgi said:
So, much like the fossil mon itself, it's a mix-match of data relating to it?
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No, they are just making shit up based on how its acting in its current miserable state. So when they say "in the past" for the pokedex entry, they mean RIGHT NOW ITS SUFFERING RIGHT NOW.
 
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rotollo said:
what you don't like taking 4 times damage to Earthquake bro
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Yes.

All it positively does is give an Electric-type something to pound Grass-types harder with.
Love_Machine011 said:
Dracozolt: The powerful muscles in its tail generate its electricity. Compared to its lower body, its upper half is entirely too small.

Arctozolt: This Pokemon lived on prehistoric seashores and was able to preserve food with the ice on its body. It went extinct because it moved so slowly.

Dracovish: Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokemon can't breathe unless it's underwater.

Arctovish: The skin on its face is impervious to attack, but breathing difficulties made this Pokemon go extinct anyway



"K-kill me....."
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Could we go back to the days when the Pokedex writers weren't nihilistic downer cunts?
 
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