Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[Foxxo]

Nigga what? Pokedex entries have always had edgy entries. Like literally since gen 1

Well not at this level! Aside from the implied Tentacool genocide that happens whenever the tide changes, but that's Tentacool.

There's also a lot of awful stuff in Gen 5's pokedex, but it's Gen 5

 

[Love Machine]

Well not at this level! Aside from the implied Tentacool genocide that happens whenever the tide changes, but that's Tentacool.

Nigga spoink flat out dies if it stops bouncing.

 

[Foxxo]

Nigga spoink flat out dies if it stops bouncing.

Spoink is always bouncing, even in the PC and when asleep. I can imagine that whatever latent psychic powers it has would keep it bouncing, even if lifted off the ground by an asshole kid.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Spoink is always bouncing, even in the PC and when asleep. I can imagine that whatever latent psychic powers it has would keep it bouncing, even if lifted off the ground by an asshole kid.

 

[CausticMinory]

View attachment 998957

I legit just caught a shiny spoink today so this shit has been on my mind all day

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Nigga spoink flat out dies if it stops bouncing.

Don't forget the child kidnapper Hypno.

 

[Etrian Autistry]

Yes.

All it positively does is give an Electric-type something to pound Grass-types harder with.

Could we go back to the days when the Pokedex writers weren't nihilistic downer cunts?

Electric/Poison is actually a better combo than you'd think. It's only weakness is ground, which is x4 damage, sure. This is his only weakness though, he can also fuck over Fairies since they're weak to poison, and almost seems tailor made to rape Toxapex, as his poison typing makes him unable to be poisoned and he can fire back with good electric attacks.

 

[Love Machine]

Didnt see anyone talk about it, but our boy has a signature move

"Spirit breaker" fairy type
75 damage 100 accuracy physical
Always lowers opponents sp attack

As for his stats he is a standard mixed attacker. Biased towards to physical.

 

[Love Machine]

 

[Canned Bread]

I wonder how Chris would react to his hubby being cut.

View attachment 999033

Didnt see anyone talk about it, but our boy has a signature move

"Spirit breaker" fairy type
75 damage 100 accuracy physical
Always lowers opponents sp attack

As for his stats he is a standard mixed attacker. Biased towards to physical.

Of course they finally give us a perfectly accurate Physical Fairy Type attack, and it's a signature move. I'm sick of losing games because Play Rough missed.

 

[Love Machine]

I wonder how Chris would react to his hubby being cut.



Of course they finally give us a perfectly accurate Physical Fairy Type attack, and it's a signature move. I'm sick of losing games because Play Rough missed.

I doubt any fairy besides devilman will learn it this gen. In the grand scheme he would probably be UU using autistic smogon tiers. But with all the cuts he is a pretty strong player.

 

[CausticMinory]

Gimme the deets on the abilities and attacks. That's the main shit that will be important.

 

[Love Machine]

Gimme the deets on the abilities and attacks. That's the main shit that will be important.

i only know grimmsnarl's

also he does also have STAB sucker punch which is really fucking good.

 

[Foxxo]

Electric/Poison is actually a better combo than you'd think. It's only weakness is ground, which is x4 damage, sure. This is his only weakness though, he can also fuck over Fairies since they're weak to poison, and almost seems tailor made to rape Toxapex, as his poison typing makes him unable to be poisoned and he can fire back with good electric attacks.

Don't forget the PSYCHIC-TYPE AUGH

 

[Perspicacity]

I wonder how Chris would react to his hubby being cut.



Of course they finally give us a perfectly accurate Physical Fairy Type attack, and it's a signature move. I'm sick of losing games because Play Rough missed.

Forget Chris what about JustinRPG , poor guy just had his wife cut. The devastation is palpable.

 

[Love Machine]

 

[Love Machine]

prime shitpost stolen from /vp/


>Galardanof, eets happening
He caught?
>yes
Cull eet.

 

[Rotollo]

View attachment 999228
View attachment 999229

If arn't in kalos whats the point in having the Bogs?

 

[Etrian Autistry]

Gimme the deets on the abilities and attacks. That's the main shit that will be important.

Prankster

 

[Love Machine]

If arn't in kalos whats the point in having the Bogs?

Well gamefreak actually did something good and made the legendary quest post game
but here is how /vp/ chose to put it