Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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So what's everyone's bet on Masuda and the crew showing up to an event or interview since they have been pretty silent since release? My bet is not until E3 or possibly not at all and by then they just have a PR guy.
 
The modders did it lol
The absolute Mad Lad
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just started playing. leon's character design is repulsive. i get irrationally angry every time i look at this guys outfit.

I think I get what they were going for, but it's really obnoxious and I think Lance wants his signature caped look back. His Charizard stance is annoying, too, not helped that the player character will also spin around to strike that pose (when you spin in a circle like an ice skater).

I find Hop more repulsive to look at, though. He's just really creepy.
 
Why has no one done that yet. Why are you dumb motherfuckers so fixated on trees and black people??
If someone could tell me where the Nessa rips are I can probably have something working soon

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Also coworker who bought sword and shield and claims to have beaten them both says all the reports of glitches are people who are lying or made illegal modifications to their switch, he says his own research proves this. He's very upset about the whole modding scene and also claims to have written Nintendo about it so they get shut down/arrested.
 
If someone could tell me where the Nessa rips are I can probably have something working soon


Also coworker who bought sword and shield and claims to have beaten them both says all the reports of glitches are people who are lying or made illegal modifications to their switch, he says his own research proves this. He's very upset about the whole modding scene and also claims to have written Nintendo about it so they get shut down/arrested.
On a scale from Tushy Troubled to Anally Annihilated, how assmad would your coworker be if he knew you were a serial shitposter on the illusive den of evil Kiwi Farms?
 
On a scale from Tushy Troubled to Anally Annihilated, how assmad would your coworker be if he knew you were a serial shitposter on the illusive den of evil Kiwi Farms?
I don't think he honestly knows about anything kiwifarms is associated with, he's more interested in being a whale for mobile games and reading fanfiction. He's the type who cares more about the secondary results of something like what fanfiction stories it can generation(he reads the Reylo shit from star wars) and unproven ideas and concepts than the actual finished product.
 
When you fight Rose, you'd think they would give him some mediocre music for a boss fight because of some of the sound choices GF went with.

but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

game freak wanted you to feel like you were fighting the man that killed your parents with the powers of god:

 
When you fight Rose, you'd think they would give him some mediocre music for a boss fight because of some of the sound choices GF went with.

but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

game freak wanted you to feel like you were fighting the man that killed your parents with the powers of god:

So when does he go one wing angel, or is that what happens when he Gigantamax's?
 
So now that there are supposedly no pokemon who can learn Yawn+False Swipe, what's the meta combo for grinding through a bunch of catches?

Also, a dumb observation from a GPU programmer now that I've seen the game all the way through: There's some wild variance in their approaches to lighting between the overworld, fairy forest, fairy town and Team Yell town. Each of them feels like it was intended for a different console generation: Fairy town uses a bunch of mobile-game style fake light trickery while the forest part uses real lights/shadowcasters and Yell's town even seems to have a couple of bumpmapped textures. It's really baffling how rushed this thing feels, but I guess that's what comes from a forced yearly holiday release cycle.
 
So now that there are supposedly no pokemon who can learn Yawn+False Swipe, what's the meta combo for grinding through a bunch of catches?
My own research (read: looking at the list of false swipe users on Serebii and clicking anyone interesting) indicates it will probably be Venusaur when they are actually obtainable. In the mean time Bisharp (mean look, taunt, thunder wave), Gallade ( taunt, hypnosis, skill swap, mean look, encore). You should also keep a Pyukumuku around for soak and a few other choice abilities (taunt, gastro acid, rain dance for all the pokemon that take damage in the sandstorm/hail they are standing in)
 
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So Pokemon has rose to the number 1 selling Switch game in Japan.

I guess this is just going to be what Pokemon is going forward unless it ends up like a Force Awakens effect.
 
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