Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

So, since this is based off the UK, did they add any bagpipes to the soundtrack?

Because at least Gen 7 tried an tropical theme with the Pokemon Center.
 
Well now with ample time with the game, I feel like writing my little thoughts on it. A psuedo review that will piss some people off since this thread has devolved into a circle jerk since a certain boomer started tweeting about it.

1. Story
Overall it's retarded. Plain and simple. Some might say something like ">expecting story from a pokemon game", but its like, really sloppy this time. The characters however is a lot more likable overall Bede being the stand out for having the best arc over the story. Hop also has a much more interesting arc compared to his counter part in sun and moon. Marnie is weaker but she shares it with her more interesting family member. Leon is likable if not a little mary sue-ish. Worst off in the "good" group is the professors daughter, that has an arc that expects you to care about, but you dont. The gym leaders have more character then in past gens. Team yell is team skull part 2, the REAL evil team makes Magma and Aqua look like true big brains. Replacing the elite 4 with a tournament with the gym leaders is neat, however they should not heal you between matches, and should have boosted their levels a lot more on rematch. Though having the cover legendary quest post game is actually a good touch and is more interesting then the main game's "conflict"

2. Gameplay
It's a pokemon game, you know what to expect, only thing I can do is shed light on some common questions about certain common questions I see asked around. Exp and overleveling is.... well done i guess, the system leaves its self open to being broken apart as much as you need it to be. While running through the story I spent a lot of time catching most the pokemon on a route, my levels would usually end up LOWER then wild pokemon on the next new route, HIGHER then the trainers of that route, and around par for the gym coming up. Wild area changes this for obvious reasons however and open up to how hard you are willing to over level. Speaking about the wild area, its actually pretty cool if not somewhat small, has a lot of pokemon you can catch opening up team variety. However, its actually more of a post game feature. The raid battles are going to be you main supply for creating competitive pokemon, and the items you get from them make them almost mandatory when taking saved time into account. The actual battle itself is fun enough to not be a total bore. Other post game content is the battle tower, the legendary quest (probably slightly longer then the delta episode), and championship rematches. The wild area will be the playtime hog however. It shapes up to be the best postgame for a FIRST INSTALLMENT in a new generation at this point. Overall the first 2/3rds of the game is nicely polished, falls apart a bit after you hit the rock/ice gym, and gets itself together again for post game.

3. Performance
It looks like a ps3 jrpg and it runs like shit. the gym leaders have neat animations, some pokemon have neat new idle and attack animations. I personally havent experienced any sort of crashes but some people get them bad.

4. Overall
Its alright, is it worth the $60? probably not but you bought it already if you like pokemon and had a decent time with it already. If your just here to shitpost then obviously not.

Here is were I would place it in the meme tier list. quality within the letter grade decreasing from left to right. (debating if frlg deserves to be that high)

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Well now with ample time with the game, I feel like writing my little thoughts on it. A psuedo review that will piss some people off since this thread has devolved into a circle jerk since a certain boomer started tweeting about it.

1. Story
Overall it's exceptional. Plain and simple. Some might say something like ">expecting story from a pokemon game", but its like, really sloppy this time. The characters however is a lot more likable overall Bede being the stand out for having the best arc over the story. Hop also has a much more interesting arc compared to his counter part in sun and moon. Marnie is weaker but she shares it with her more interesting family member. Leon is likable if not a little mary sue-ish. Worst off in the "good" group is the professors daughter, that has an arc that expects you to care about, but you dont. The gym leaders have more character then in past gens. Team yell is team skull part 2, the REAL evil team makes Magma and Aqua look like true big brains. Replacing the elite 4 with a tournament with the gym leaders is neat, however they should not heal you between matches, and should have boosted their levels a lot more on rematch. Though having the cover legendary quest post game is actually a good touch and is more interesting then the main game's "conflict"

2. Gameplay
It's a pokemon game, you know what to expect, only thing I can do is shed light on some common questions about certain common questions I see asked around. Exp and overleveling is.... well done i guess, the system leaves its self open to being broken apart as much as you need it to be. While running through the story I spent a lot of time catching most the pokemon on a route, my levels would usually end up LOWER then wild pokemon on the next new route, HIGHER then the trainers of that route, and around par for the gym coming up. Wild area changes this for obvious reasons however and open up to how hard you are willing to over level. Speaking about the wild area, its actually pretty cool if not somewhat small, has a lot of pokemon you can catch opening up team variety. However, its actually more of a post game feature. The raid battles are going to be you main supply for creating competitive pokemon, and the items you get from them make them almost mandatory when taking saved time into account. The actual battle itself is fun enough to not be a total bore. Other post game content is the battle tower, the legendary quest (probably slightly longer then the delta episode), and championship rematches. The wild area will be the playtime hog however. It shapes up to be the best postgame for a FIRST INSTALLMENT in a new generation at this point. Overall the first 2/3rds of the game is nicely polished, falls apart a bit after you hit the rock/ice gym, and gets itself together again for post game.

3. Performance
It looks like a ps3 jrpg and it runs like shit. the gym leaders have neat animations, some pokemon have neat new idle and attack animations. I personally havent experienced any sort of crashes but some people get them bad.

4. Overall
Its alright, is it worth the $60? probably not but you bought it already if you like pokemon and had a decent time with it already. If your just here to shitpost then obviously not.

Here is were I would place it in the meme tier list. quality within the letter grade decreasing from left to right. (debating if frlg deserves to be that high)

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Good post man, so If I have this right level scaling is wack since you are higher then normal trainers but lower then wild pokemon? that's weird
also was USM that good, everyone I talked to said it ruined the original somehow? though since I'm not that found of SM I'm more curious then anything else of what it changed
 
Well now with ample time with the game, I feel like writing my little thoughts on it. A psuedo review that will piss some people off since this thread has devolved into a circle jerk since a certain boomer started tweeting about it.

1. Story
Overall it's exceptional. Plain and simple. Some might say something like ">expecting story from a pokemon game", but its like, really sloppy this time. The characters however is a lot more likable overall Bede being the stand out for having the best arc over the story. Hop also has a much more interesting arc compared to his counter part in sun and moon. Marnie is weaker but she shares it with her more interesting family member. Leon is likable if not a little mary sue-ish. Worst off in the "good" group is the professors daughter, that has an arc that expects you to care about, but you dont. The gym leaders have more character then in past gens. Team yell is team skull part 2, the REAL evil team makes Magma and Aqua look like true big brains. Replacing the elite 4 with a tournament with the gym leaders is neat, however they should not heal you between matches, and should have boosted their levels a lot more on rematch. Though having the cover legendary quest post game is actually a good touch and is more interesting then the main game's "conflict"

2. Gameplay
It's a pokemon game, you know what to expect, only thing I can do is shed light on some common questions about certain common questions I see asked around. Exp and overleveling is.... well done i guess, the system leaves its self open to being broken apart as much as you need it to be. While running through the story I spent a lot of time catching most the pokemon on a route, my levels would usually end up LOWER then wild pokemon on the next new route, HIGHER then the trainers of that route, and around par for the gym coming up. Wild area changes this for obvious reasons however and open up to how hard you are willing to over level. Speaking about the wild area, its actually pretty cool if not somewhat small, has a lot of pokemon you can catch opening up team variety. However, its actually more of a post game feature. The raid battles are going to be you main supply for creating competitive pokemon, and the items you get from them make them almost mandatory when taking saved time into account. The actual battle itself is fun enough to not be a total bore. Other post game content is the battle tower, the legendary quest (probably slightly longer then the delta episode), and championship rematches. The wild area will be the playtime hog however. It shapes up to be the best postgame for a FIRST INSTALLMENT in a new generation at this point. Overall the first 2/3rds of the game is nicely polished, falls apart a bit after you hit the rock/ice gym, and gets itself together again for post game.

3. Performance
It looks like a ps3 jrpg and it runs like shit. the gym leaders have neat animations, some pokemon have neat new idle and attack animations. I personally havent experienced any sort of crashes but some people get them bad.

4. Overall
Its alright, is it worth the $60? probably not but you bought it already if you like pokemon and had a decent time with it already. If your just here to shitpost then obviously not.

Here is were I would place it in the meme tier list. quality within the letter grade decreasing from left to right. (debating if frlg deserves to be that high)

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You raise Crystal from C to A or B right now, ree
 
As entertaining as that would be, there probably won't be a thread.

Let's face it, guy's as interesting as soggy toast, with a personality to match. He's way too boring to make a thread about, and the only thing that's even close to thread worthy is him sperging out, constantly rehashing his points, and comparing pokemon to the Hong Kong protests.

Other than that, the guy's just boring and it's only a matter of time before he falls into obscurity... Especially if his content gets marked with 'made for kids' that youtube's slapping on everyone.
Yeah, you're right. I'm guessing though that his Sword and Shield play through he's going to do where he's supposedly just going to be criticizing the game is his attempt to keep his fanbase.
 
Here is were I would place it in the meme tier list. quality within the letter grade decreasing from left to right. (debating if frlg deserves to be that high)

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Why's G/S so low? They improved upon R/B/Y significantly, although the remakes definitely are close to godtier. ORAS should switch places with Sun/Moon or Crystal because they didn't give us the Battle Frontier.
 
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Good post man, so If I have this right level scaling is wack since you are higher then normal trainers but lower then wild pokemon? that's weird
also was USM that good, everyone I talked to said it ruined the original somehow? though since I'm not that found of SM I'm more curious then anything else of what it changed
it butchered the story according to people ive heard, but who gives a shit about that. As for the exp it SEEMS intentional somehow, it seems like they want you to constantly rotate the team.
 
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Why's G/S so low? They improved upon R/B/Y significantly, although the remakes definitely are close to godtier. ORAS should switch places with Sun/Moon or Crystal because they didn't give us the Battle Frontier.
pre physical/special split is garbage. and makes it automatically lower then anything post gen 4. gen 3 gets as high as it does despite of that.
 
No, never.

To everyone acting surprised that this exists, you’re not. You’re not fucking surprised at all. In other news, water is wet.
Now I wanna see one of these comics but it’s actually realistic and their stomach explodes and they die horribly. It would be horrifying, but it would also be fucking funny.
 
pre physical/special split is garbage. and makes it automatically lower then anything post gen 4. gen 3 gets as high as it does despite of that.

Oh yeah, keep forgetting they didn't split physical/special attack. It makes Shadow Ball pretty hilarious in hindsight, especially in Pokémon that actually excel in both physical and special so it didn't change for them.
 
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Because people got mad at Japanese artists for making her look whiter due to art style and and it became a meme
I found articles about that while remembering who Nessa was. Classic.

Seriously I wanna put my wie
 
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