Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[Two Dollars]

Pokemon Sun/Moon and its sequels too, even if you make the whitest character possible with blue eyes and blond hair.
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At least that one kind of makes sense since it’s in the Pokemon world’s version of Hawaii where everyone would be slightly tan.

I suppose they heard some complaints after XY, where the mom character was always white.

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That makes Let’s Go even weirder if they took the criticism from X/Y and decided “we should do the exact same thing but for a different race this time”.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

At least that one kind of makes sense since it’s in the Pokemon world’s version of Hawaii where everyone would be slightly tan.

I'm not sure the PC's family is from Alola, though.

 

[NerdShamer]

I'm not sure the PC's family is from Alola, though.

I thought the prologue explicitly mentions that you're moving from Kanto?

 

[Friendly Primarina]

I thought the prologue explicitly mentions that you're moving from Kanto?

I had a feeling it was Kanto but wasn't 100% sure. It does kinda explain why the mom is a Meowth master or whatever she was.

 

[Executive Petrel]

I have one simple question: Can anyone give even a single reason that doesn’t involve politics why the the boys suddenly look like twinks, the girls look like dykes, and the men look like drag queens?

Same energy. Just a coincidence she uses electric types.

Or why the player’s mom in Let’s Go is always black regardless of the player character’s race?

The first game we can close the case why there is no father.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Most of the Switch era has made me, for the first time in my life, completely stop giving a shit about nu-Pokemon. Call me when they make another Mystery Dungeon. Or Legends, I'd also take that.

I'm hoping against hope that they finally remaster Coliseum and XD, cause until Game Freak gets their shit together that's probably the only way I'd buy a Pokémon game after Gen 9. Unfortunately, I know it's probably never going to happen, but at least there's a XD Romhack that seems to have some of the later changes they made to the series. Hell, I'd take a sequel to Pokémon fucking Conquest at this point, and that game was a bloated motherfucker as far as side stories.

Notice how a lot of the better Pokémon games weren't actually made by Game Freak themselves? At this point they just need to outsource that shit...

 

[Executive Petrel]

After what they did to the other two legendary kittens, Paradox Entei will exactly look like this

Spoiler: Spoiler

 

[30+GameOvers]

Pokemon Sun/Moon and its sequels too, even if you make the whitest character possible with blue eyes and blond hair.
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I suppose they heard some complaints after XY, where the mom character was always white.
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I think for Sun/Moon it's more of a tan. You know, since the region is based off Hawaii

 

[NerdShamer]

Same energy. Just a coincidence she uses electric types

At least that one has the benefit of actually being an girl.

 

[Xerxes IX]

How hard would it have been to give the mom character the same color palette as the one you pick for your character at the beginning of the game? They can do it, since the NPC trainers in the new games can have varying skin tones and hair colors.

 

[Executive Petrel]

It's racist to exclude mixed-race couples

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

I'm hoping against hope that they finally remaster Coliseum and XD, cause until Game Freak gets their shit together that's probably the only way I'd buy a Pokémon game after Gen 9. Unfortunately, I know it's probably never going to happen, but at least there's a XD Romhack that seems to have some of the later changes they made to the series.

Someone is demaking Pokémon Colosseum, too:

https://nitter.poast.org/PKM_BColosseum

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

How hard would it have been to give the mom character the same color palette as the one you pick for your character at the beginning of the game? They can do it, since the NPC trainers in the new games can have varying skin tones and hair colors.

Now now, you know expecting competency from modern game devs is asking far too much these days

God I hate this entire industry some days...

The first game we can close the case why there is no father.

Shout out to Gen 3 for being the only Gen where the player characters father is somewhat around - admittedly like, 2 towns over as a Gym Leader, but the bars low enough that it counts.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I had to double check in case it was some sort of Mandela effect, and no, I am not shitting you.
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LOL hadn't noticed. Guess the player characters take after the father. Patriarchal dominant genes strike again.

 

[Niggergante]

After what they did to the other two legendary kittens, Paradox Entei will exactly look like this

Spoiler: Spoiler

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I never heard of these paradox forms so I looked them up. What a way to fuck it up.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Now now, you know expecting competency from modern game devs is asking far too much these days

God I hate this entire industry some days...

Shout out to Gen 3 for being the only Gen where the player characters father is somewhat around - admittedly like, 2 towns over as a Gym Leader, but the bars low enough that it counts.

Gen 1 was a buggy mess and Gamefreak never learned to code.

Norman does step foot inside the player's house but that's only for a brief cutscene after you beat the game, to give you a ticket that lets you go to the battle frontier/tower.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Shout out to Gen 3 for being the only Gen where the player characters father is somewhat around - admittedly like, 2 towns over as a Gym Leader, but the bars low enough that it counts.

If you check the garage in S/M, it mentions the father. So he is around, just never seen.

 

[Executive Petrel]

I never heard of these paradox forms so I looked them up. What a way to fuck it up.

In the worst way. I could tell my little nephew to draw the ugliest version of the two he can possibly imagine and the result would be an improvement.


Speaking of forms and adding to the woke debate, we could've had a flying nightmare pegasus Fire/Ghost galarian rapidash and got a troon-colored unicorn instead. A troon-colored unicorn that is used by a trainer who wears troon colors and started acting effeminate after being brainwashed by a rich person with a suspiciously long nose.

 

[Niggergante]

In the worst way. I could tell my little nephew to draw the ugliest version of the two he can possibly imagine and the result would be an improvement.


Speaking of forms and adding to the woke debate, we could've had a flying nightmare pegasus Fire/Ghost galarian rapidash and got a troon-colored unicorn instead. A troon-colored unicorn that is used by a trainer who wears troon colors and started acting effeminate after being brainwashed by a rich person with a suspiciously long nose.

A Fairy type trainer no less. What did nintendies mean by this?

 

[Executive Petrel]

Fairly fishy.