Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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Thread is getting derailed by people posting ancient fake-leaks for newfags, probably so that they can fool Centro(who is a nigger).
Here is some more stuff I found for Gen 5:
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More storyboards, concept art ect.
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Dr. Ricearoni said:
What's the context for this? I haven't seen anything posted ITT but I keep hearing dawn got raped by a typhlosion
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Typhlosion is based on a japanese weasel demon, some guy in gamefreak wrote a story of a typhlosion tricking a girl into coming into his cave and then forcing her to have his child, then her dad kills it.
 
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Dr. Ricearoni said:
What's the context for this? I haven't seen anything posted ITT but I keep hearing dawn got raped by a typhlosion
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tl;dr they had some unincluded 'lore' for ancient pokemon and human interactions, but it almost exclusively involves a human and a pokemon fucking, and then dealing with the consequences of it with various amounts of brutal maiming and murder interspersed.
 
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Dr. Ricearoni said:
What's the context for this? I haven't seen anything posted ITT but I keep hearing dawn got raped by a typhlosion
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Typhlosion pretends to be a human male. He then takes women to his lair, grooms them and impregnates them.
Typhlosion has an ancient regional form, so the implication here is that the regular Typhlosion from the rest of the games are the children the ancient ones had with human women, halfbreeds if you will.
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I've already read a pasta on /vp/ where Rei gets to witness Akari get Typhlosion'ed, it's pretty much canon now
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Typhlosion pretends to be a human male. He then takes women to his lair, grooms them and impregnates them.
Typhlosion has an ancient regional form, so the implication here is that the regular Typhlosion from the rest of the games are the children the ancient ones had with human women, halfbreeds if you will.
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I've already read a pasta on /vp/ where Rei gets to witness Akari get Typhlosion'ed, it's pretty much canon now
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I regret asking
 
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Dr. Ricearoni said:
I regret asking
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Nobody asked for this, my friend
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Kari Kamiya said:
Oh fuck, does this mean that infamous fic where the guy brutally rapes his Gardevoir before having intense rough sex with a Nurse Joy to the point her uterus prolapses isn't actually a rapefic all along?
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Every piece of smut is now canon, both for people and pokemon. Masuda would have wanted it this way
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Typhlosion pretends to be a human male. He then takes women to his lair, grooms them and impregnates them.
Typhlosion has an ancient regional form, so the implication here is that the regular Typhlosion from the rest of the games are the children the ancient ones had with human women, halfbreeds if you will.
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I've already read a pasta on /vp/ where Rei gets to witness Akari get Typhlosion'ed, it's pretty much canon now
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I know this is probably just a real life Japanese myth with a Pokemon in place of an animal or something, but I am losing my sides at how much it reads like an Oneyplays bit.

"Please don't kill my dad..."
"Goodbye you will never see me again :)"
 
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Are you really going to use the argument of canonicity in pokémon of all things? So for you the anime episode that arceus shows up, shoots a beam is more canon than the game director straight up talking about the origin of the world using him as a god? Get the fuck outta here. Pokémon canon doesn't mean shit because it was never taken seriously even in finished products. And this is a fact since gen 1. All arceus stuff was eventually put aside not because it wasn't in the final game, but because you need other games and other final bosses to come later in later gens. Pokemon never had a solid canon even in those days, since the circle was finished and had no ways to expand.

Even the designed betas, some may very well not be in the game for time constraints or do you really think Glacia repeats two ice pokémon because that was the canon and not because they didn't finished it yet? They have something called deadlines that limits what they wanted to make.

If the original games didn't had time to complete all what they wanted to. And that is the canon version, why the fuck does it matter? If they could make DLC and add it back all they didn't manage to do back then like they can do now. Would the canon version (release date) matter today? Fuck no

These are commercial games made by gigantic corporations, what the game director and the devs wants to do will always be destroyed by what they can do with deadlines and so on.

And this is a fact. If they wanted to introduce an ice pokemon and change sealeo to it, they couldn't do it back then, but they can do right now in modern games and call DLC.

No matter if it is a cut content from the early development or a planned addition later, if it improves the game, is is the correct choice.
 
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Registration said:
Furries gonna FREAK!

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Proto grovyle looks like that dino pokemon.
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Maybe proto gardevoir
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Poochs
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Neon zuril
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Ringuma is the japanese name for Ursaring. Sinnoh lore is all about fucking Octillery and ursarings

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Based monsterfucker alert???? I kneel gamefreak.

Coldsteel the Hedgehog said:
The pokemon fucking is based off real Japanese myth. The octillery one specifically is originally a folk tale about a man who has a child with a giant koi carp named tomoe. It's not coming put of nowhere.
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Yeah furry jokes aside those kinda sound like folktales and folklore. It tracks with a lot of weird shinto stuff about spirits and the like. It really isn't that weird in that context but the decades of poképorn and furries causes the memes to write themselves.
 
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Neet Tokusatsu said:
Apparently, all the pokefucking was written by a woman.

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What I'm wondering is how long this has been sitting on their servers and why in all that time no one thought "ya know, this would probably be a bad look if these unused entries got leaked to the public, we should do something about that." I get its archival stuff for game builds, but fuck me, I know I'd have that shit excised as soon as I'm made aware when my target demographic is children. I get its folklore too, but come on, you're talking about FUCKING ANIMALS, in a KIDS GAME. Time and place, this aint it.

But then I have to wonder "how much of this degeneracy is 'normal' to a jap?".
 
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dick brain said:
I know this is probably just a real life Japanese myth with a Pokemon in place of an animal or something, but I am losing my sides at how much it reads like an Oneyplays bit.

"Please don't kill my dad..."
"Goodbye you will never see me again :)"
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We have a folktale in my country that a river dolphin becomes a man to fuck women then leaving.

May as well be a common thing in all world
 
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