Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

ToroidalBoat said:
Meanwhile those Mystery Dungeon vidya on 3DS and Switch -- which were developed along with 3rd party -- could handle a Monster House.
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Alongside what @30+GameOvers said, the models were also too high-poly for the 3DS. There's no reason to have so much detail on a model that will be shown on such a small screen. The 3DS PMD games understood this and had much lower poly models.

Edit: Just as a visual example, here's the Ho-Oh model from PSMD (left) compared to the model from XY (right). It's night and day:
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Is it much less detailed and kinda ugly? Yes, but that's a necessary evil when you're working with less powerful systems. It's why PMD can have several Pokemon on screen while the main games struggle to render more than 4.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Meanwhile those Mystery Dungeon vidya on 3DS and Switch -- which were developed along with 3rd party -- could handle a Monster House.
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The models for Pokemon are super high res for 3DS, which is retarded. They were supposed to be "timeless" ie Gamefreak planned to use these models for generations down the line, but when Sword/Shield was coming out for the Switch, the excuse given for lack of Pokemon was because they were touching up the models of the ones that got in. Timeless my ass, that was the reason why they were so high res on the 3DS too. They should have looked a bit rougher, at least then we would keep triple battles and have them play at a decent frame rate too.
Well, add to that the general lack of optimization and you get the 3DS titles. Outside battles is even worse, the draw distance is so low that you can see the NPCs and models popup as you walk, the big city at the start of Sun and Moon is a perfect example as the camera angle is placed in a bad spot that doesn't hide it. You will see NPCs spawning and despawning before your eyes every time you cross a street there.
 
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Name pkmn youtubers you stopped watching bc woke bs and also name the crime they did.


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Weedletwinneedlegay agenda, whining about queerphobia affects his m3nt4l hEaLtH, repeatedly posting furbait of daddy inceneroar
FlygonHGhaving a troon guest star calling him ma'am all the time, giving gifts to his cheating gf Diana even when it's not her birthday
Pimanruleseusine is trans pride character cuz he has no assigned gender in the games code
 
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ClaudePlaysPokemon is an AI-controlled Twitch run of one of the Gen I Pokémon games. It's painfully slow as the trained-to-play Pokémon AI struggles through battles (and still makes lots of mistakes). Somehow the game got reset yesterday or today because the AI somehow convinced itself that it had met Bill and was stuck in Cerulean City for 48 hours.
 
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Xarpho's Return said:
ClaudePlaysPokemon is an AI-controlled Twitch run of one of the Gen I Pokémon games. It's painfully slow as the trained-to-play Pokémon AI struggles through battles (and still makes lots of mistakes). Somehow the game got reset yesterday or today because the AI somehow convinced itself that it had met Bill and was stuck in Cerulean City for 48 hours.
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does ai call his pokeymen nggrFGGT and stuff?
 
So in Super Mystery Dungeon, recruiting 'mons does not work like it does in Red Rescue Team, and it uses this "connection" thing where only 1 of each 'mon can be recruited?
 
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Xarpho's Return said:
ClaudePlaysPokemon is an AI-controlled Twitch run of one of the Gen I Pokémon games. It's painfully slow as the trained-to-play Pokémon AI struggles through battles (and still makes lots of mistakes). Somehow the game got reset yesterday or today because the AI somehow convinced itself that it had met Bill and was stuck in Cerulean City for 48 hours.
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AI more retarded than Twitch Plays Pokemon and will ultimately be far less memorable.
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Anyone care to recommend me some romhacks/fan games? I've played most of the popular ones but have not pay attention to any recent entries besides Unbound, even then that was a while ago.
 
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Tri-Tachyon'sClown said:
AI more retarded than Twitch Plays Pokemon and will ultimately be far less memorable.
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Part of what made TPP memorable was how everything was always moving. Trying to see how AI parses every single action makes things too slow. Just now it caught a Lv3 Jigglypuff on Route 3, decided to name it "Puff", and after thinking for five minutes after switching to lowercase, inputted the other letters.

I do not like the fact it uses Gen II graphics for Red.
 
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Tri-Tachyon'sClown said:
AI more retarded than Twitch Plays Pokemon and will ultimately be far less memorable.
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Anyone care to recommend me some romhacks/fan games? I've played most of the popular ones but have not pay attention to any recent entries besides Unbound, even then that was a while ago.
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You've probably played them already but clover is a good rom hack, and pokemon insurgence is a good fangame with some cool delta forms
 
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Nine years after the fact, I have finally heeded Hillary Clinton's message and begun playing Pokémon Go.
That's what she wanted, right?
I really have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm sure that my neighbors appreciated me loitering in my car outside of their houses in the middle of the night like a psychopath.

Also why is everything purple now, I'm scared.
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Grayback said:
Nine years after the fact, I have finally heeded Hillary Clinton's message and begun playing Pokémon Go.
That's what she wanted, right?
I really have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm sure that my neighbors appreciated me loitering in my car outside of their houses in the middle of the night like a psychopath.

Also why is everything purple now, I'm scared.
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If you find a shiny Rattata we'll go back to being green
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Look up the performance of Moltres in triple battles and you'll see. It made the base 3DS chug like nothing else.
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Having 6 Unbound Hoopas and a sandstorm in a triple battle can make the game's FPS drop into the single digits.

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So in Super Mystery Dungeon, recruiting 'mons does not work like it does in Red Rescue Team, and it uses this "connection" thing where only 1 of each 'mon can be recruited?
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Yep. It's one of my main gripes with Super. You can only recruit 1 of each Pokemon unless it has form differences and you can directly recruit the evolved forms, so there's no point in evolving Pokemon as it just makes you lose access to the unevolved form.
 
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Still wondering why there are so many niggas with their improvement hacks of emerald that is basically vanilla+.

It is so fucking generic it hurts.

Now did someone ever remade a game like FR with BW pokemon in it removing all old pokes and making a remix of the two? And also remaking gyms too.
 
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I kinda want to see a thread for CPP but he entered Mt. Moon just before midnight (central time) and has spent the last ten hours there. He'll be there for a while.
 
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