Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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The key point you got wrong was the issue is t the devs didn’t care, it’s that the people actually buying the games (many of whom were the most vocal about Dexit) didn’t actually care. You can bitch all you want, but the only ballots that matter come from a gun or a wallet.
I don't know a single person that was vocal about Dexit and played the newer entries. Casuals need not apply, I can shit in a Pikachu themed paper bag and someone would still buy it, that's nothing to brag about. I personally haven't played those games and have no plans to.
 
I don't know a single person that was vocal about Dexit and played the newer entries. Casuals need not apply, I can shit in a Pikachu themed paper bag and someone would still buy it, that's nothing to brag about. I personally haven't played those games and have no plans to.
Sword and Shield are the third best selling games in a fanbase that has steadily trended older over the past three decades. Your low IQ response to a general statement of “it doesn’t apply to me personally, it must be casuals,” should be completely discarded. The fact of the matter is the poor game design by GF has been unprecedentedly rewarded by the very fanbase that claimed to be upset by said downward trend in quality.
 
Sword and Shield are the third best selling games in a fanbase that has steadily trended older over the past three decades. Your low IQ response to a general statement of “it doesn’t apply to me personally, it must be casuals,” should be completely discarded. The fact of the matter is the poor game design by GF has been unprecedentedly rewarded by the very fanbase that claimed to be upset by said downward trend in quality.
You can't read it seems. I just said that you can sell literally anything under the Pokemon brand and it will sell. This isn't new, and it doesn't mean that fans took Dexit well either. Casuals who play the game for an hour aren't "fans" and that's where most of these sales came from, most actual fans I know didn't buy SwSh, they didn't buy SV and a few pirated Arceus since they don't want to give Nintendo or TPCi money. And for reference, I don't consider anyone who bought these two games to be fans, paypigs maybe but not true fans. Same goes for anyone who supports Dexit, they're no better than the COD or FIFA/Madden players who buy their games yearly no matter what. All the Pokemon in the same game is the entire gimmick, without it you have nothing, and not like these two games are even worth playing anyways.

Pokemon userbase is pathetic and should be bullied, but for the right reasons. You really need to learn what "fan" means, it seems you don't. Horde of normalfags and little kids who buy these games every time it releases aren't "fans", they don't have a collection and they certainly do not care about the invitationals or competitive side of things. They are tourists at best, but they still count as sales. Find me "fans" that were very much against Dexit and then caved and played the games. I want names, their channels, their media, whatever you have. I bet you can't give me anything and you're full of shit, cause I sure can't think of anyone I know that fits the mark.
 
Horde of normalfags and little kids who buy these games every time it releases aren't "fans", they don't have a collection and they certainly do not care about the invitationals or competitive side of things.
All you have to do is look at the users in this very thread who largely agree about Dexit and are still buying the fucking merchandise.

Your intentional pedantry towards this definition in an effort to disqualify my claim is noted. You’re wrong, however, in that a fan needs none of these things: he simply needs to be willing to buy the games. Additionally, your attempt to give me homework for a subject that people would have obfuscated six years ago out of embarrassment is equally disingenuous.

Under-18s, not just kids, make up a fifth of total Switch owners. This means every single one of them, 30 million, would need to own a copy to prove you right, but it’s probably closer to the 6-10 million mark. The rest are grown-ass adults, almost entirely consisting of people who had prior experience with Pokémon they enjoyed, making them fans. With how vocal the Dexit issue was, there are zero doubts that most of these people shared in the criticism before quietly caving. This shit may work over on Reddit but here I can just call you a nigger and be done with it.
 
Pokemon userbase is pathetic and should be bullied, but for the right reasons. You really need to learn what "fan" means, it seems you don't. Horde of normalfags and little kids who buy these games every time it releases aren't "fans", they don't have a collection and they certainly do not care about the invitationals or competitive side of things. They are tourists at best, but they still count as sales. Find me "fans" that were very much against Dexit and then caved and played the games. I want names, their channels, their media, whatever you have. I bet you can't give me anything and you're full of shit, cause I sure can't think of anyone I know that fits the mark
I know arguing with you is actually retarded, I’ve seen the hills you’re willing to die on, but this merits a very quick response - Kids and Normies are Pokemon’s actual target audience, you fucktard. While there’s substantial overlap from autistic people who’ve invested decades into collecting, they’re very much not the priority.

Kids also, rather notably, don’t give a shit about Dexit, largely because they weren’t alive for the Pokémon Dexit affected.
Your intentional pedantry towards this definition in an effort to disqualify my claim is noted. You’re wrong, however, in that a fan needs none of these things: he simply needs to be willing to buy the games. Additionally, your attempt to give me homework for a subject that people would have obfuscated six years ago out of embarrassment is equally disingenuous
Having seen 30+’s stance on most anything - see any time he brought up The Outer Worlds in his post history as an easy example - him being a disingenuous, pedantic fucktard is unfortunately in character.
 
All you have to do is look at the users in this very thread who largely agree about Dexit and are still buying the fucking merchandise.
Most users in this thread don't strike me as awfully professional fans. Casuals, maybe, I believe I said something to that effect before. Either way, my point stands, you're not a serious fan of the franchise if you still support the games post-Dexit. It shows that your priorities don't lie with the strong suits on the franchise and instead lie with the casual side of the fandom, ie a Fifa player that will buy the next product no matter what, the target audience Gamefreak depends on. At some point, you have to have a little self-respect and not buy a product that simply shows you no respect, but I guess that's too much to ask from some people.
I don't know why you put such a focus on "the fucking merchandise". Who gives a shit if someone buys a Pikachu plushie, as long as you don't buy the games that support this practice it doesn't matter. You can still enjoy the world of Pokemon all you want without supporting poorly made shitty titles that cut corners and then sell them back for DLC, that's another reason why nobody should be buying those games btw

Your intentional pedantry towards this definition in an effort to disqualify my claim is noted. You’re wrong, however, in that a fan needs none of these things: he simply needs to be willing to buy the games. Additionally, your attempt to give me homework for a subject that people would have obfuscated six years ago out of embarrassment is equally disingenuous.
So you have no receipts and are full of shit, then. Why should I be listening to you, again?

Under-18s, not just kids, make up a fifth of total Switch owners. This means every single one of them, 30 million, would need to own a copy to prove you right, but it’s probably closer to the 6-10 million mark. The rest are grown-ass adults, almost entirely consisting of people who had prior experience with Pokémon they enjoyed, making them fans. With how vocal the Dexit issue was, there are zero doubts that most of these people shared in the criticism before quietly caving. This shit may work over on Reddit but here I can just call you a nigger and be fine with it.
You do realize that Pokemon is more popular with adults these days than kids, right? Unless we're talking about Japan, little Billy is more likely to play Subway Surfers or Fortnite instead of Pokemon, unless it's Pokemon Go on his phone. When you account for every soyboy and casual gamer who owns a Switch, chances are that they own the game simply because it is one of the "premier" titles on the console, no matter how stupid that sounds. Same reason why you likely owned Halo of some kind if you bought an Xbox, might as well since it is an exclusive. Also, Showdown exists so if you just want to go for competitive, there is zero reason to own the games. Moreover, more often than not zoomies just play ROMs of older games on their phones, namely the GBA or Gameboy titles. Unless they already own a Switch, there is zero reason to seek out these games as there is no incentive to buy an entire console for them.

Kids and Normies are Pokemon’s actual target audience, you fucktard.
Correct, but this doesn't make them "fans". They are the "intended audience", fan is someone who played the games within the franchise for years, got invested into it, participated in the community, maybe made content based off the franchise. Some nobody who only buys the game to catch Pikachu and forgets about it after 2 hours isn't a "fan' and that's what most of the people you are referring to are. I know most people in this thread are raging casuals, at least when it comes to the games, so not like I would imagine this distinction means anything to you, but believe me there is one.
Also, you got it wrong again: People I am arguing with are usually retarded, which means trying to convince them of anything is a waste of time. Luckily, simply correcting them is no sweat off my back.
 
Most users in this thread don't strike me as awfully professional fans. Casuals, maybe, I believe I said something to that effect before.
Nigger, we are discussing the series in an Internet forum, I doubt you could find a more succinct qualifier to be a “fan.”

I don't know why you put such a focus on "the fucking merchandise". Who gives a shit if someone buys a Pikachu plushie, as long as you don't buy the games that support this practice it doesn't matter.
Monetarily rewarding the degradation of a product through any venue is the issue.

So you have no receipts and are full of shit, then. Why should I be listening to you, again?
I provided an answer. And if we’re going to be this way, you yourself have not provided any examples beyond yourself.

You do realize that Pokemon is more popular with adults these days than kids, right?
Nigger that’s exactly my point.
 
Nigger, we are discussing the series in an Internet forum, I doubt you could find a more succinct qualifier to be a “fan.”
I regularly visit the Elder Scrolls, Half Life, Halo and other threads on this subforum, but I wouldn't consider myself a "fan" of any of these franchises. I played them, sure, but I am not as much into them as others. Again, you don't know what that word means.
Monetarily rewarding the degradation of a product through any venue is the issue.
Pokemon is the biggest media company in the world. In. The. World. The only ones who should suffer is Gamefreak and Niantic because they make shitty games, the TCG or the merch division has nothing to do with it. Your post is getting dumber by the minute.
I provided an answer. And if we’re going to be this way, you yourself have not provided any examples beyond yourself.
So you have no receipts, no way to backup your statement and you don't intend to look for it, but you're an asshurt nigger who needs to get in the last word, then. Gotcha, that's how you know you're arguing with someone who doesn't know what they're talking about, and I accept your concession. Surely, now you won't make another seething response to me to show how your feelings totally weren't hurt by you being proven wrong on all counts.
Nigger that’s exactly my point.
Yes, most casuals aren't kids anymore and therefore they're adults. That means we can treat them as such. Everyone who played Pokemon in the 90s was a super duper fan, until the new games, Gold and Silver, came out and the Pokecraze was fading. It was not "cool" to play these games anymore. Now all of a sudden, there is a higher tier of entry to be called a fan of the franchise rather than a casual tourist when the disinterested passerbies can't be bothered to engage with the franchise. Everyone and their mother played at least one of these games at some point(with the Switch games possibly being their first, poor bastards) but unless they engage to a higher degree with the fandom, they aren't "fans". Guess what, vast majority and by that I mean maybe 85% of these people aren't fans, they play the game and then forget about it, most often don't even finish it. That's franchise tourism if I ever seen it, and no I don't care if they play Pokemon GO on the side. At this point you might as well consider yourself an Elon Musk fan simply because you browse Twitter, everyone does it.
 
Your definition of "fan" is so narrow that it is useless as a descriptor. I, and likely the entire thread, disagree with your definition and so no further argument could be productive because we disagree on the basis of your argument.

No one gives a shit, stop being a faggot.
 
Your definition of "fan" is so narrow that it is useless as a descriptor. I, and likely the entire thread, disagree with your definition and so no further argument could be productive because we disagree on the basis of your argument.

No one gives a shit, stop being a faggot.
Definition doesn't change just because maybe 95% of the thread are casuals and don't fit that description. I just pulled that number out of my ass, but our friend McMitch doesn't care about providing proof for his statement, so I guess I'm in the clear here. Weren't you the one who cried to me that competitive in Pokemon is "too hard" or "too complicated" or something? You're the poster girl for the blind, casual consoomer fanbase we are talking about here.
 
Pokemon targets manchildren as much as actual children, children don't have standards and manchildren will betray their standards, and the quality of Pokemon games has steadily and demonstrably decreased since the end of Gen 5 because Gamefreak does not need to put in the effort to make good games anymore.

This is something everyone arguing more or less agrees on, and as far as I can tell the other points being argued are personal vendetta or pedantry.
 
Pokemon targets manchildren as much as actual children, children don't have standards and manchildren will betray their standards, and the quality of Pokemon games has steadily and demonstrably decreased since the end of Gen 5 because Gamefreak does not need to put in the effort to make good games anymore.

This is something everyone arguing more or less agrees on, and as far as I can tell the other points being argued are personal vendetta or pedantry.
Yeah, pretty much, but even then there is a difference between a child and a manchild. Just like there is a clear distinction between a fan and a passerby tourist.
 
Definition doesn't change
Definitions change all the fucking time which is why it's a prerequisite to check if people have the same definition of key terms before engaging in good faith arguments.

You're retarded.

You're the poster girl
I'm a guy. There are no women on the Internet, Beauty Parlor is a larp.
 
All you have to do is look at the users in this very thread who largely agree about Dexit and are still buying the fucking merchandise.

Your intentional pedantry towards this definition in an effort to disqualify my claim is noted. You’re wrong, however, in that a fan needs none of these things: he simply needs to be willing to buy the games. Additionally, your attempt to give me homework for a subject that people would have obfuscated six years ago out of embarrassment is equally disingenuous.

Under-18s, not just kids, make up a fifth of total Switch owners. This means every single one of them, 30 million, would need to own a copy to prove you right, but it’s probably closer to the 6-10 million mark. The rest are grown-ass adults, almost entirely consisting of people who had prior experience with Pokémon they enjoyed, making them fans. With how vocal the Dexit issue was, there are zero doubts that most of these people shared in the criticism before quietly caving. This shit may work over on Reddit but here I can just call you a nigger and be done with it.
Not just in this series, but in other series, fans will also hate-buy shit. Maybe out of misplaced hope it will be good, maybe chasing fleeting nostalgia memberberries, maybe just so that they can bitch about it later.

You see this with Star Wars fans who go and hate-watch all the new Disney Wars.
At least with SW there is some evidence to imply that Disney is actually seeing diminishing returns on the IP.

GF can put out the newest 3D glitchy pokemon game with easy gyms, legendary-gimmes, removed features, weak designs and still reliably expect consistent profit.
 
Some way to get people to stop bitching that they're leaving battling features behind.
I think that is the main point.
This focus o nostalgia is not only Pokémon's main strategy but also reflects Pokémon's tendency t overcorrect. When people whined tha they could not use their old Pokémon in Black and White 1, Pokémon decided to extensively nostalgia-pander forever.
I feel that all of the fans whining over how Pokémon keeps getting rid of old features caused this overcorrection. After all, they already reimplemented following Pokémon.

Really makes me wonder what blind retard decided to book Worlds in CALIFORNIA two years in a row. In current fucking year.
I blam either:
  • people who still cling to their old perceptions of how California was 'cosmopolitan'
  • very left-wing people
  • the tech sector
 
Guess what, vast majority and by that I mean maybe 85%
Even accepting this metric: that’s still $270 million, minimum, given to TPC for a substandard product by people who knew better.

Pokemon is the biggest media company in the world. In. The. World. The only ones who should suffer is Gamefreak and Niantic because they make shitty games, the TCG or the merch division has nothing to do with it. Your post is getting dumber by the minute.
This provides no obligation to continue purchasing what is an advertisement for a core product, one which has been floundering in quality for a decade.

You insist that it must be the tourists driving the quality down, rather than the fans (i.e. whales) who, through their own adherence to said fandom, are continually funneling in ever-increasing piles of money despite the very reason for their fanaticism shows an increasing disregard for their collective time and money. TPC has every incentive to pander to these fans because they are where a majority of the money is coming in, and every time said pandering results in more creativity in the franchise being ironed out. It does nothing to increase the ratio of casual fans but is responsible for the gen 1 pandering, the failure of Black and White, and the steady decline in quality.

You simply cannot handle the fact the people who claim to love the series the most are the most responsible for why the brand is where it’s at; you’d rather stick your fingers in your ears and pretend you’re anything but a retard.
 
Not just in this series, but in other series, fans will also hate-buy shit. Maybe out of misplaced hope it will be good, maybe chasing fleeting nostalgia memberberries, maybe just so that they can bitch about it later.

You see this with Star Wars fans who go and hate-watch all the new Disney Wars.
At least with SW there is some evidence to imply that Disney is actually seeing diminishing returns on the IP.

GF can put out the newest 3D glitchy pokemon game with easy gyms, legendary-gimmes, removed features, weak designs and still reliably expect consistent profit.
Not real fans, they can call themselves all they want but I would just call them consoomerist retards.
Even accepting this metric: that’s still $270 million, minimum, given to TPC for a substandard product by people who knew better.


This provides no obligation to continue purchasing what is an advertisement for a core product, one which has been floundering in quality for a decade.

You insist that it must be the tourists driving the quality down, rather than the fans (i.e. whales) who, through their own adherence to said fandom, are continually funneling in ever-increasing piles of money despite the very reason for their fanaticism shows an increasing disregard for their collective time and money. TPC has every incentive to pander to these fans because they are where a majority of the money is coming in, and every time said pandering results in more creativity in the franchise being ironed out. It does nothing to increase the ratio of casual fans but is responsible for the gen 1 pandering, the failure of Black and White, and the steady decline in quality.

You simply cannot handle the fact the people who claim to love the series the most are the most responsible for why the brand is where it’s at; you’d rather stick your fingers in your ears and pretend you’re anything but a retard.
If you don't provide hard evidence to back up your claims, I don't see any purpose in replying to you. This might work on reddit for you, it won't work on me.
 
I think Game Freak removing competitive battling from the main things is a good thing, actually. Because there's plenty of compfags out there who will unironically argue to you that modern Pokemon games being shit is perfectly fine actually because you're supposed to actually play and enjoy, you're supposed to speed through the story as a tutorial and play the REAL game which is multiplayer battling. Removing the multiplayer will just knock one more leg out from dipshits trying to play defense for the games that will trash regardless.
 
I think Game Freak removing competitive battling from the main things is a good thing, actually. Because there's plenty of compfags out there who will unironically argue to you that modern Pokemon games being shit is perfectly fine actually because you're supposed to actually play and enjoy, you're supposed to speed through the story as a tutorial and play the REAL game which is multiplayer battling. Removing the multiplayer will just knock one more leg out from dipshits trying to play defense for the games that will trash regardless.
This simply means that the entire game IS the tutorial and there is nothing substantive once you complete it. Even less reason to play the newer games, at least SwSh still kept Battle Tower for as awful as the rest of the game was. I guess that still required a few too many brain cells for the average player, so it had to go.
I'm a guy. There are no women on the Internet, Beauty Parlor is a larp.
Could have fooled me with that passive-aggressive seething. All I did was call you a casual and it seems I am right, no need to menstruate about it.
 
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