Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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>"Its brain cells multiply continually until it dies. As a result, it remembers everything."
>"Its brain can outperform a supercomputer. Its intelligence quotient is said to be 5,000."
>"Its superb memory lets it recall everything it has experienced from birth. Its IQ exceeds 5,000."
>can only know 4 moves at a time


OK then 🤔
They should just add another moveslot for all pokemon just to fuck with the meta. Either there will be more OP pokemon than before, or some lower-tiers are going to get a new lease on life. Either way, it would be pretty funny.
 
>"Its brain cells multiply continually until it dies. As a result, it remembers everything."
>"Its brain can outperform a supercomputer. Its intelligence quotient is said to be 5,000."
>"Its superb memory lets it recall everything it has experienced from birth. Its IQ exceeds 5,000."
>can only know 4 moves at a time


OK then 🤔

(not the first to notice this BTW)
I like the manga rules of the pokemon know them all, but in battles they're only allowed 4.
 
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(I agree, as far as the mainline games are concerned)
 
The problem is that (as confirmed by that massive leak), GF is trying to implement a realistic art style into the games which is making Pokemon look like those weird 3D Disney movies as opposed to stylizing like they used to do back in the day.

I think if they try to stay true to that early anime style they had things would have aged a lot smoother IMHO
 
people who still cling to their old perceptions of how California was 'cosmopolitan'
Japanese LOVEEEEE France and Hawaii which is why these were some of the first regions they tried to do the moment 3D became a thing in the series.
Too bad real France is crumbling, Hawaii is too overpriced and they don't like outsiders (or so I hear), and California is California.

GF is trying to implement a realistic art style into the games which is making Pokemon look like those weird 3D Disney movies
I heard that was because of SJW meddling.
 
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Too bad real France is crumbling, Hawaii is too overpriced and they don't like outsiders (or so I hear), and California is California.


I heard that was because of SJW meddling.
I think people tend to forget that Japanese values are far different than Western ones, so most of the things they do is just because of what they think is cool as opposed to it having any real agenda.

Also yes, that's why the Paris Sickness exists where many Japanese people tend to go to France and realize what it actually looks like as opposed to what anime displays and they have mental breakdowns.

In regards to hawaii, they have the biggest Japanese population in the United States iirc
 
most of the things they do is just because of what they think is cool as opposed to it having any real agenda
There still is growing "woke" meddling, and Japanese producers may think they need to cater to Twitter freaks "global audiences", but hopefully it still is not all the time.

Paris Sickness
I've heard of that one too. If one sees Paris Lumiose City in X & Y and how idyllic it is, while thinking Paris is like that, it is quite different from how Paris really is.
 
i fucking love retarded looking pokemon, this is awesome

and yeah paris syndrome is a real thing worldwide, i got it by going there early as a kid and the entire sidewalks were buried in cigarette butts
 
think Nintendo needs to go back to the original 150, as the roster has gotten so ridiculously large, stupid-looking and stupid-sounding since then.
It's called the "Let's Go" games. Or FR/LG. Or any Kanto RomHack

The amount of pandering to Gen 1 and the Original 151 we've had since Gen 6 is out of hand, and I'm tired of pretending its not excessive.

E - lul they deleted. And then retyped the same thing below me.
 
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Also yes, that's why the Paris Sickness exists where many Japanese people tend to go to France and realize what it actually looks like as opposed to what anime displays and they have mental breakdowns.
Yeah, it's a ghetto shithole that's a mix of cardboard boxes laid flat as makeshift migrant beds along with tents filling up entire city blocks and Muslim women covered in black head-to-toe coverings. Nary a Parisian around, and if there are, everyone is just really tense and stressed out.

That said, I've been playing Pokemon Scarlet and my main complaint is how ugly a lot of the new Pokemon look, like the ball spider and the ball-and-pipe fighting spider thing it evolves into, as well as the detached 5-piece roly-poly centipede army helmet bug Pokemon thing. A lot of the new names and types are so stupid. A lot of the older gen Pokemon being included makes them look so out of place in a game that is hardly a Pokemon game at all. I can't believe it sold as much as it did and broke all the records it did when it came out. This is also the first time I've ever played a Pokemon game where the norm for me seems to be losing battles and paying your opponent. Even with this, I still managed to get all 8 gym badges in under 20 hours of playtime. IDK, but I feel like the linearity and compulsory battles of the original first few gen of games made the games way more enjoyable than whatever this is trying to do. I also hate the schoolkid outfit you're forced to wear and the Harry Potter-style school setting you're forced to be around. Also, what's the deal with all the food and picnics?

I think Nintendo needs to go back to the original 150, as the roster has gotten so ridiculously large, stupid-looking and stupid-sounding since then.
 
It's called the "Let's Go" games. Or FR/LG. Or any Kanto RomHack

The amount of pandering to Gen 1 and the Original 151 we've had since Gen 6 is out of hand, and I'm tired of pretending its not excessive.

E - lul they deleted.
Sorry, I meant to add a quote in and didn't know how to do it through editing. And now I'm double-posting!

I enjoyed parts of the Let's Go games, but didn't like certain aspects like the Pikachu petting or the Pikachu balloon rides. I think the last good Pokemon games were BDSP and Arceus. I think the pandering you speak of hasn't been all that great to begin with. Like, Nintendo could've totally made a brand new game with only the original gen 1 Pokemon and it would've been perfect.
 
Genwunners will complain about anything outside of the original 151 and will pretend they aren’t the most pandered to.
But we aren't pandered to. Nintendo just keeps destroying Pokemon's legacy by giving us things nobody asked for. I don't think anyone was asking for the Let's Go games. Nobody likes the Pokemon GO inclusion and the Pikachu petting is lame. The game doesn't even include the extra islands from the GBA remakes.
 
That said, I've been playing Pokemon Scarlet and my main complaint is how ugly a lot of the new Pokemon look, like the ball spider and the ball-and-pipe fighting spider thing it evolves into, as well as the detached 5-piece roly-poly centipede army helmet bug Pokemon thing. A lot of the new names and types are so stupid. A lot of the older gen Pokemon being included makes them look so out of place in a game that is hardly a Pokemon game at all. I can't believe it sold as much as it did and broke all the records it did when it came out. This is also the first time I've ever played a Pokemon game where the norm for me seems to be losing battles and paying your opponent. Even with this, I still managed to get all 8 gym badges in under 20 hours of playtime. IDK, but I feel like the linearity and compulsory battles of the original first few gen of games made the games way more enjoyable than whatever this is trying to do. I also hate the schoolkid outfit you're forced to wear and the Harry Potter-style school setting you're forced to be around. Also, what's the deal with all the food and picnics?

I think Nintendo needs to go back to the original 150, as the roster has gotten so ridiculously large, stupid-looking and stupid-sounding since then.
Hmm...Didn't they do that like twice? Clearly a 3rd time is just as good! Bruh I would prefer if they just stuck with actually sticking to about 400 MAX of returning mons and redesigning every non-Kanto mon to be more like their pseudo Akira Toriyama/90s anime style from the beginning, cause you're implying that the rot started immediately after they started thinking about making the sequel.
 
Hmm...Didn't they do that like twice? Clearly a 3rd time is just as good! Bruh I would prefer if they just stuck with actually sticking to about 400 MAX of returning mons and redesigning every non-Kanto mon to be more like their pseudo Akira Toriyama/90s anime style from the beginning, cause you're implying that the rot started immediately after they started thinking about making the sequel.
Gen 1 and 2 are the best. 3 is okay, 4 is good. 5 is good as well.

They should retcon the games past Sun/Moon and pretend like Scarlet/Violet just never happened.
 
the detached 5-piece roly-poly centipede army
A lot of the new names and types are so stupid.
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Why would you describe exeggcute like this?
But we aren't pandered to. Nintendo just keeps destroying Pokemon's legacy by giving us things nobody asked for. I don't think anyone was asking for the Let's Go games. Nobody likes the Pokemon GO inclusion and the Pikachu petting is lame. The game doesn't even include the extra islands from the GBA remakes.
You've had two Gen 1 remakes.
Fuck off.
 
But we aren't pandered to
Gen 5 is literally every Pokemon being a reskinned Kanto Pokemon

Gen 6 had more Kanto Pokemon than New Pokemon, plus the Kanto Starters getting Mega’s - 2 in the fucker Charizard’s case - immediately had them outshine the Gen 6 Starters

Gen 7 - ok you might have me on this one, I honestly don’t remember much about Alola.

Gen 8 - Leon’s Fucking Charizard.

Fuck off with the whole “No One panders to Gen 1” schtick.
 
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