Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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I'm glad Wolfe also called out all the twitter freaks who normalize talking about wanting to fuck minor celebrities like its some kind of porn cult. That shit is gross.
Sex pests used to get bullied and chastised for their behavior. They used to rightly be called "freaks."
Now, they have a million different online communities encouraging and repeating all of their niche fetishes and fucked-up desires, normalizing their complete lack of understanding of boundaries, and so on.
Start bullying these people again.

The importance of the demise of tumblr cannot be overstated. As dumb and awful as it was, that place used to be a containment site.
Now, their same brand of cutesy, boundary-pushing, "you can't bully me I'm just a small bean, now watch me turn around and spit in your face," persistent and unrepentant sex pest shit is everywhere.
"It's all just a joke tee hee this is all just ironyposting it's just for fun it's SAFE horny" the enby lies as it grabs your dick in public.
 
and it had a shitty fucking nature on top of that, so god fucking damn it.
There's mints all over the city. And in stalls around the city. I don't think they're locked to any progression point, either.

so i'm super autistic about the type of pokeballs i catch my pokemon in - all non-shiny pokemon are caught in a regular pokeball, and shinies are caught with premium balls
based
so i caught it with an ultra ball. it physically pained me.
literally me
I fucking didn't shiny mareep quest, and caught it with a fuckin dusk ball. Annoyed, I tried to reload....
And got felted by the auto save.

Speaking of shinies, I really want to see the hard data nerds figure out what the rate is. It can't be the same 1/4096, because I've gotten 6, and that's almost a new one every day. I don't have the shiny charm, either, so wtf.
 
And got felted by the auto save.
the autosave you CAN'T TURN OFF FOR SOME FUCKING REASON

literally, as soon as i started the game, i immediately started looking for the option to disable autosave AND I COULDN'T FIND IT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST. in past games they had issues with autosave fucking things up so i wanted to not have that happen, but fuck me, i guess.

Speaking of shinies, I really want to see the hard data nerds figure out what the rate is. It can't be the same 1/4096, because I've gotten 6, and that's almost a new one every day. I don't have the shiny charm, either, so wtf.
i have seen no shinies. is there a little shiny ding noise like in legends arceus?
 
right now in ZA
im doing the Team Rust errands shit
xD i still dont know a good team to carry me endgame
You got three options:
1. Defeat alphas around the map and amass huge amounts of XP candies
2. Prioritize getting bulky attackers, since the toughest fights you'll face will be Mega Pokemon trying to one-shot your team.
3. Do whatever you want because it's a Pokemon game.
EDIT: 4. Forgot about Freeze spam. It's ludicrously broken.
Speaking of shinies, I really want to see the hard data nerds figure out what the rate is. It can't be the same 1/4096, because I've gotten 6, and that's almost a new one every day. I don't have the shiny charm, either, so wtf.
The shiny rate is normal but apparently with this game whenever you fast travel or reload an area the pokemon are reset with new spawns. The shiny hunters have been abusing the hell out of this by non-stop reloading areas until a shiny appears.

Never cared for shinnies myself but I managed to find 4 before finishing the story. I guess you just got lucky.
 
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shinies also don't despawn, even if you leave the area and do other things
If someone were dedicated and autistic enough, could they knock out all of the regular Pokémon in an area and keep re-rolling new spawns until every spawned Pokémon slot was being occupied by a shiny that just never goes away?
 
If someone were dedicated and autistic enough, could they knock out all of the regular Pokémon in an area and keep re-rolling new spawns until every spawned Pokémon slot was being occupied by a shiny that just never goes away?
If someone wants to buy me a switch 2 and a copy of the game i will test this theory
 
If someone were dedicated and autistic enough, could they knock out all of the regular Pokémon in an area and keep re-rolling new spawns until every spawned Pokémon slot was being occupied by a shiny that just never goes away?
Sadly from what the shiny hunting videos on YT say, the shiny maximum is 10. Any new shiny after that will despawn the first.
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that WolfeyVGC, AKA Wolfe "Mr. Competitive Pokemon" Glicke, has come out as The Raped in a new 30 minute video.
Man, thats fucked up. I like this guy mostly because he is sorta normal. Sure he is into competitive Pokemon and that makes him a mini sperg, but considering the degeneracy of the community, he is still just a guy. I remember when he exploded on the scene, he was just making videos of him with no edits and his channel was growing FAST.

I'm not that shocked that this is happening considering he is probably one of the biggest competitive Pokemon channels (theres a ton of pokemon youtubers, but not that many bigs ones for competitive specifically) and he looks fairly attractive. I assume its similar to a Markiplier situation. Still, I wasn't okay when Emiru got assaulted and I'm not okay with him being assaulted.

As a community happenings tourist, is he getting groped by gays or do women find him attractive for some reason?
How many women do you think attend Pokemon tournaments?
 
There is nothing competitive about Pokemon it is a flow chart that a bot can optimize. Similar to other low skill games like Hearthstone. If there was anything competitive about it there wouldn't need to be dozens of rules to change core mechanics and a phone books worth of banned moves or Pokemon. Solitaire has more complexity. Stall or sweep pick your poison.
I think you are getting VGC and Smogon rules mixed up.
 
Wolfey was always an overrated hack, glad he is gone. Always clocked him as a creep too, I bet there is an entire Smash Melee Tournament tier closet of allegations just waiting to be opened and this is just the tip of the iceberg.
 
Over 5 million copies sold in a week.
I knew this fucking piece of shit of a game would sell million of copies but its still depressing when you look at the numbers.
 
Over 5 million copies sold in a week.
I knew this fucking piece of shit of a game would sell million of copies but its still depressing when you look at the numbers.
So all the retards in this thread coping that the awful megas "were not that bad actually" didn't tip you off this shit would sell regardless of it's actual quality?
 
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Managed to complete the dex. Still have the Mega Dex though. After that it's figuring out how bottle cap farming and ev training works in this game so I can spam Ranked.
 
So all the retards in this thread coping that the awful megas "were not that bad actually" didn't tip you off this shit would sell regardless of it's actual quality?
As I said, I already knew it was gonna sell because its a pokemon game and pokemon sells because people are retards and humanity is damned to extinction by the hand of its own stupidity.
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that WolfeyVGC, AKA Wolfe "Mr. Competitive Pokemon" Glicke, has come out as The Raped in a new 30 minute video.


Aw son of a bitch you sniped me while I was uploading the archive.


To summarize:
  • Wolfe Glick / WolfeyVGC, the most well known world champion competitive Pokemon player (and probably competitive Pokemon player in general) turned content creator, is announcing that he does not intend to attend future in-person tournaments for at least the next four months due to, among other reasons, fans groping him while posing for pictures (3:30) and tagging Wolfe on twitter with thirst comments about what sex acts they'd like to do with him (19:30).
  • This is very notable as the Pokemon World Championship is an in-person event and Wolfe makes a large edited video telling the story of his experience at this tournament each year.
  • Wolfe is getting off of social media, and instead will be hiring a manager to run his accounts so he doesn't have to interact with horny internet freaks.
  • Wolfe will continue to make non-tournament Pokemon content (e.g. "What is the best X type Pokemon?") and presumably online tournament content in the future even if he never attends an in-person tournament again.
All joking aside, this seems like a very solid response on his end. Here's hoping his changes make for a grope-free career.
This shit is just depressing, you can tell just from the way that he carries himself that he really doesn't like confrontation and is most likely pretty timid when it comes to people being weird to him. While most people would at least yell at faggots who are trying to molest them if not outright deck them, this guy probably just tries to ignore it or brush it off which leads to everyone doing it more because the type of people who would even do that shit in the first place specifically target those who they think won't say anything about it. The point I'm trying to make is that if a faggot tries to rape you, you have to beat him half to death for the good of all men.
 
glad somebody in a position like his is calling out the perverts
Yeah its no surprise that this (might have) happened but this guy literally got famous because he stalled matches and hacked his Pokemon giving him an advantage over his opponents. Also I'm pretty sure he defended another sexual another abuser as well.
 
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