Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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As I said, I already knew it was gonna sell because its a pokemon game and pokemon sells because people are retards and humanity is damned to extinction by the hand of its own stupidity.
How tragically dramatic. If it's any consolation to you, PLZA sold fewer copies in its first week than both Scarlet/Violet and Legends Arceus. Despite the millions of people buying, the sales are trending downward. People for sure are dumb but they learn eventually.
 
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Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that WolfeyVGC, AKA Wolfe "Mr. Competitive Pokemon" Glicke, has come out as The Raped in a new 30 minute video.


Aw son of a bitch you sniped me while I was uploading the archive.


To summarize:
  • Wolfe Glick / WolfeyVGC, the most well known world champion competitive Pokemon player (and probably competitive Pokemon player in general) turned content creator, is announcing that he does not intend to attend future in-person tournaments for at least the next four months due to, among other reasons, fans groping him while posing for pictures (3:30) and tagging Wolfe on twitter with thirst comments about what sex acts they'd like to do with him (19:30).
  • This is very notable as the Pokemon World Championship is an in-person event and Wolfe makes a large edited video telling the story of his experience at this tournament each year.
  • Wolfe is getting off of social media, and instead will be hiring a manager to run his accounts so he doesn't have to interact with horny internet freaks.
  • Wolfe will continue to make non-tournament Pokemon content (e.g. "What is the best X type Pokemon?") and presumably online tournament content in the future even if he never attends an in-person tournament again.
All joking aside, this seems like a very solid response on his end. Here's hoping his changes make for a grope-free career.
What a twink faggot. If he was a real man, he would have told those faggots to get fucked or beat the shit out of those trying to touch him. But i guess he would lose all his clout, fame and money for reacting like any normal human being would. He is already taking it in the ass metaphorically lol.
 
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I can sympathize with Glick, but he needs to be less of a bitch and actually be an alpha about it. If he just outright called that person out, they would have retreated, and it would have taken a bit of the parasocial edge away. It came across as having his cake and eating it, but then realizing he cannot have both.

Pokémon, over the last few years, has become a progressive hell-hole. The autism that has prevailed constantly in the community has become toxic and way more deviant. For decades, it was a wholesome community, but now it's up there alongside MtG. It's fucking wild that Yu-Gi-Oh is the more chill TCG community.

I tried getting through the Wolfe video, nigga needs to learn the word concise.
 
Omg goiyyyzzzz I’m just so sexy and popular people grope me irl and talk about all the sex they wanna with me online!! How problematic!!! Geeeeez idk what to do!!

The man in question. lel.
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What a twink faggot. If he was a real man, he would have told those faggots to get fucked or beat the shit out of those trying to touch him. But i guess he would lose all his clout, fame and money for reacting like any normal human being would. He is already taking it in the ass metaphorically lol.
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Glad to know we've got some Real Alpha Men in the Pokemon thread on the Kiwi Farms. Tell us more about how based it is to throw away your life's work by chimping out on maladjusted spedpests. You're right, if Wolfe was a big powerful man like you, he'd be cleaning toilets at 7/11 with DIGNITY instead of getting to travel all around the world to play his favorite game with beloved friends like a LOSER. He's really TAKING IT UP THE ASS by playing video games on the internet for a living.
 
Over 5 million copies sold in a week.
I knew this fucking piece of shit of a game would sell million of copies but its still depressing when you look at the numbers.
Considering SV sold 10 million in 3 days, yeah it's pretty bad by Pokemon standards. The lack of hype around legends ZA was still incredibly noticeable looking back on it, like even games like Let's Go and USUM had more fanfare around them. There will always be little kids + pokemon adults that buy the newest slop no matter what, but I definitely feel like more and more "normie" fans are quitting the series.
 
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Glad to know we've got some Real Alpha Men in the Pokemon thread on the Kiwi Farms. Tell us more about how based it is to throw away your life's work by chimping out on maladjusted spedpests. You're right, if Wolfe was a big powerful man like you, he'd be cleaning toilets at 7/11 with DIGNITY instead of getting to travel all around the world to play his favorite game with beloved friends like a LOSER. He's really TAKING IT UP THE ASS by playing video games on the internet for a living.
If you wanna get sexually harassed for a living playing a game meant for children, you do you. Im still gonna make fun of you crying about it on the internet.

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This may be hard for you to believe but some people, even on this site still have some dignity left in them.
 
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Considering SV sold 10 million in 3 days, yeah it's pretty bad by Pokemon standards.
SV and SwSh were released in mid November which probably had an effect on sales since it was directly in the Christmas shopping season. PLA had the tail end of the COVID sales bump pushing it up and released into a completely uncontested release window. PLZA coming out before the shopping season probably has a lot to do with it not meeting the same numbers as something like SwSh but I'd expect that to even out over the next few months.
 
He says that going to tournaments is so stressful that it takes him like 3 weeks to get his head back to normal afterwards. I just think it's kind of funny that his job is playing pokemon, and the only time he ever feels significant stress is when he actually has to do something approaching real work (beat all the other fags at the videogame while 200 thousand people are watching).

It kind of... doesn't make me feel bad for him at all actually.
 
He says that going to tournaments is so stressful that it takes him like 3 weeks to get his head back to normal afterwards.
I've watched all his edited tournament videos in the past and they do tend to contain a lot of waambulance theater kid personal mindset struggle sections that can get a bit rich, though in the context of those videos it fits well. Wolfe was certainly wronged but at the same time he does seem emotionally weak overall which would also line up with him being a bit of a doormat in the groping situations.
Knowing this, it was surprising to me how level headed this response came out as it seems like he's the kind of guy who totally could have absolutely sperged out.
 
If you wanna get sexually harassed for a living playing a game meant for children, you do you. Im still gonna make fun of you crying about it on the internet.

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This may be hard for you to believe but some people, even on this site still have some dignity left in them.
Just imagine for a moment if Wolfey followed your advice.

One day, you log onto the Kiwi Farms, and an interesting happening is up: "Sexpest hospitalized at Pokemon Tournament: Troons most affected."
You enter the thread, and you're greeted by a NSFL spoiler of WolfeyVGC skull-bashing an incapacitated tranny while pudgy autists flee the scene. The tranny is rescued by the police, who taze Wolfey immediately. Screencaps fill the thread of Twitter faggots clutching their pearls about the "baseless hate crime" that has taken place, while some loyal fans defend him.

After a few hours of everyone disavowing WolfeyVGC and patronizingly calling for him to "get help" with his "issues", someone takes a statement from the jail for him, wherein he explains that it was self defense, and he had no choice but to "beat them up" or he would be "metaphorically getting fucked in the ass". The tone of the reaction sours distinctly, as even the loyal fans turn and start calling for WVGC's head as a nazi bigot.

The legal system of the big-ass city where this took place does not care that it was self-defense: It was a white male (cis! straight!) beating a helpless transgender womxn, so Wolfey gets 300 years in the slammer. But Wolfey is happy with this result: He saved his dignity. He never has to worry about metaphorically getting fucked in the ass again.
 
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Knowing this, it was surprising to me how level headed this response came out as it seems like he's the kind of guy who totally could have absolutely sperged out.
Yes, it's very good as far as these videos go, which is why this is one of the only things I could come up with to shit on it. He even says the groping is actually a minor issue compared to being really stressed and being subject to parasocial retards - which itself is kind of rich.

Hey guys follow me on instagram and watch all my videos. WTF why do I have an insane fanbase who stalks me?
 
After that it's figuring out how bottle cap farming and ev training works in this game so I can spam Ranked.
The pokemon centers sell vitamins in the post-game, otherwise it's the same ev grind as always. There are some side missions for the held items, but I haven't found the special attack and defense ones.
I've been using the 5 Pyroar in area 17 for special attack, and almost everything in zone 10 gives attack. The rooftop pokemon, specifically, all give +2.
 
Just imagine for a moment if Wolfey followed your advice.

One day, you log onto the Kiwi Farms, and an interesting happening is up: "Sexpest hospitalized at Pokemon Tournament: Troons most affected."
You enter the thread, and you're greeted by a NSFL spoiler of WolfeyVGC skull-bashing an incapacitated tranny while pudgy autists flee the scene. The tranny is rescued by the police, who taze Wolfey immediately. Screencaps fill the thread of Twitter faggots clutching their pearls about the "baseless hate crime" that has taken place, while some loyal fans defend him.

After a few hours of everyone disavowing WolfeyVGC and patronizingly calling for him to "get help" with his "issues", someone takes a statement from the jail for him, wherein he explains that it was self defense, and he had no choice but to "beat them up" or he would be "metaphorically getting fucked in the ass". The tone of the reaction sours distinctly, as even the loyal fans turn and start calling for WVGC's head as a nazi bigot.

The legal system of the big-ass city where this took place does not care that it was self-defense: It was a white male (cis! straight!) beating a helpless transgender womxn, so Wolfey gets 300 years in the slammer. But Wolfey is happy with this result: He saved his dignity. He never has to worry about metaphorically getting fucked in the ass again.
worth it.
 
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