It does sound like it's giving a blowjob like a champ.
I'm still amazed at how Vinny managed to get AI Dungeon to get that. Funny references aside...
The Direct was fine in my opinion. I've played the PMD Demo already, it's pretty solid, it's just more PMD, and it's pretty much like Super, the only exception being that the A button doesn't do the regular attack any more, just whatever move will deal more damage to the Pokémon in front of you (it actually prioritises type effectiveness, my Cyndaquil uses Ember on most Pokémon, but used Double Kick on a Rattata, good stuff). I'm so glad they kept the original Job Listing mechanic from the first two PMDs, it was one of the things that Super lacked that made the game basically have nothing for you to do once you got Arceus.
However, I'm a bit worried over the fact it doesn't seem to have post-Gen 3 Pokémon (I know Lucario is apparently in, but that was already somewhat in the original Rescue Team, through a statue once you unlock Lucario Rank). Sure, it's a remake of a Gen 3 PMD game, but it'd be nice to have some of the future Pokémon. Other than that, though, it plays well, it looks good (even better than I originally thought while looking at the trailer), it's PMD at its finest. Hell, just the Demo was more enjoyable than Sw/Sh, which is not good for Game Freak. Finally: an actual, non-mobile spin-off, at long last!
Now the expansion, it's better than a third version, yeah. $30 (or your regional equivalent) is a bit too much for what it gives, though, especially since the original game is already so fucking lacking. This isn't a case like when Civ V was already a solid game, and became so much better with its expansions, or XCOM 2 already being great, and getting the amazing additions from WotC, this is a barren game getting content it desperately needed to have SOMETHING for you to do after beating the main story.
The Galarian Legendary Birds and Regis look interesting, and the new legendaries are... Okay, I'm not a big fan of the Isle of Armor's legendary's evolution, they look really weird. Tundra Crown's legendary just makes me ask "why the fuck does it have Triforces on its neck?", but its design is alright.
200+ Pokémon being added, without you needing to pay for the DLC, is good, but this shouldn't even have been a thing of note, the ability to have all Pokémon should have always been a possibility without this update, with the DLC adding the Pokémon to the region itself. Also all legendaries being available is making me laugh at the people who celebrated Landorus being gone, so much for the "balance with the cut Dex", huh?
Regardless, this is better than a third version, even if people who don't even own the game now have to shell out $90 for everything instead of $60 if they had waited and a third version came out. It's a $30 discount on those who bought the game, but a $30 price increase for those who didn't, some people were going to win or lose here regardless of what Game Freak did. But this is how expansion packs have worked for decades now.
I'm also really glad Gen 4 didn't get remakes, those games are still great to this day (especially Platinum and HG/SS), I would have hated to see Game Freak destroy them with how poor their 3D games have been.