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You think they will let him out?

He has lost his fucking mind. He talks to imaginary cartoon characters in public, can and is manipulated by trolls regularly, and wilfully will ignore what he knows is ‘wrong’ because he can. This fuck will be committed and never will get out. They had famous experiment where psychologist entered mental asylum on purpose and the staff wouldn’t let them out. You think a literal motherfucker who lives in an imaginary world and has a rap sheet is getting out?

Prison Saga time niggas
My dude you must not be paying attention to our Justice system. Chris has laid down his trap card. The Crazy Autistic Tranny Faggot card is a powerful one to play. So he might actually get away with this all or at least a light punishment.
 
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complete with iconic drink with large straw and Fanta.

My dude you must not be paying attention to our Justice system. Chris has laid down his trap card. The Crazy Autistic Tranny Faggot card is a powerful one to play. So he might actually get away with this all or at least a light punishment.
True. But what convention or hobby group would take him in? He'll be more of an outcast than he was in the 2000s.
 
I mean fair enough its just an interesting parallel that a guy who used to run a an edgy Sonic forum that had its own share of shady characters is trying to get prisoners to go after Chris, not that they would need his help. I feel like there might be doing something deeper but he did do a similar vid for onision so w/e probably just likes being the "welcome to jail" guy
I don't think hes trying to get Prisoners to go after Chris. Like you said he's enjoying the thought of chris finally facing real consequences for his actions
 
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Combine his size and pain tolerance with muscle, he could be a dangerous retard.
Surely that’s all of them?

Dangerous to other people, to animals, to communities or to themselves. Take your pick.

Every single one of them presents some sorts of danger. Hell even Kiwi autards in their obsession to document everything are technically dangerous to a lot of peoples reputations. :)

We live in dangerous, retarded times... but mostly retarded.
 
You think they will let him out?

He has lost his fucking mind. He talks to imaginary cartoon characters in public, can and is manipulated by trolls regularly, and wilfully will ignore what he knows is ‘wrong’ because he can. This fuck will be committed and never will get out. They had famous experiment where psychologist entered mental asylum on purpose and the staff wouldn’t let them out. You think a literal motherfucker who lives in an imaginary world and has a rap sheet is getting out?

Prison Saga time niggas

You greatly overestimate the system. If Chris goes into a regular prison he will be placed into a behavioral unit where he is largely alone; this won't be good for him mentally but at some point he will be released. Unless he takes to killing another prisoner, the max he will be in prison is what he was sentenced for. He will likely be out earlier.
For profit prisons aren't going to be thrilled with him anyway, with medication and his delayed physical care costs, he won't be a cheap prisoner and this will hasten his release.
If he somehow goes to a mental facility of some type, I doubt they will hold him longer than his sentence. If they actually care for him with proper treatment, Chris will thrive and get to a better mental health state and will likely be relatively well-behaved.
I don't know if you've been to a real mental asylum, but the people they keep in those places are fucked beyond belief and they largely get out at some point. You can find them as homeless, many homeless people are former asylum residents.

Chris isn't as bad off as people think he is. He's just had shit caregiver, too many people fucking with him, and absolutely zero guidance for years now. He lives in a world of literal zero consequence at 14BL but now thats over.
 
Everyone saying this is the end aren't looking big picture. We will now have the Phoenix Wright Saga and let's be real. Prison or some kind of controlled mental facility/care home, Chris will get a far better quality of living than he had at 14 Branchland. When he does get out he will actually be healthier than when he went in.
And with his inclusion on the Sex Offender Registry, you retards can track him into his 60s. The Farms will outlast the internet.
Sadly probably no Phoenix Blight Saga. It's a sex crime against a vulnerable victim. so a lot will be kept undsr seal. And almost certainly no recording devices at trial.

Now Chris is famous so we may get a steady stream of Prison Saga assuming we pay an incarcerated psychotic gangbanger inmate in cigarettes deodorant toothpaste and meth.
 
That’s a bit of a stretch Chris is a lot of things like a pants shitting, cum and Fanta drinking, mom slapping and fucking retard but idk about a nonce
At this point, I wouldn't doubt Chris would have more fucked up illegal content on his devices, since I personally can't recall if he even had a working computer as opposed to just smartphones.
 
Sadly probably no Phoenix Blight Saga. It's a sex crime against a vulnerable victim. so a lot will be kept undsr seal. And almost certainly no recording devices at trial.

Now Chris is famous so we may get a steady stream of Prison Saga assuming we pay an incarcerated psychotic gangbanger inmate in cigarettes deodorant toothpaste and meth.
If only. People who are indicted for such crimes are usually segregated, other inmates aren't very nice about that stuff.

Many inmates do exercises together and stuff but it all goes down in general population.

Chris is probably going to have a paper suit and an empty cell. He'll probably be jerking off incessantly.
 
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Anyone notice his mugshot has a blank expression rather than the sad GameStop mace face? He probably thinks he’s going to the female jail.
Well we know Chris is both very autistic and also hasn't had access to the internet. He's previously also been extremely vocal about how badly he wanted people to know when his love quest ended, and that he'd like to go so far as to videotape it when he lost his virginity (there was the prostitute, but I guess a lot of people told him that doesn't count).

So the horrifying thought has crossed my mind that the reason he seems to look almost kind of proud in his mugshot could be because he actually thinks all the trolls who've made fun of his lifelong mission to lose his virginity will be impressed by the fact he's been getting it in.
Without having the ability to get online for people to explain to him that repeatedly raping your senile mother isn't really the kind of thing people give out fist bumps for, I could very much see him being stupid and tone deaf enough to actually think him getting public attention for having sex with his elderly dementia addled mother is something to be proud of. In fact the more I think about it the more plausible it seems.

The problem is that Chris raises the gatekeeping question of “Who is and who isn’t trans?”

Chris is a mentally unstable womanizer who turned to fucking his own mother to get China. The LGBTQ community is getting stuck on the pronouns because that’s part of their fight, and I can get that. The issue is that they haven’t followed Chris like this board. If they did, they’d know Chris being trans isn’t because he’s a woman in a man’s body, but a ploy to get pussy because, in his own mind, lesbians have no standards.

If they sat for a weekend and read through the CWCki, they’d realize “oh, this person is genuinely mentally ill and only doing this to try and get laid”, but not everyone has time to do that, so they default to what seems like an easy win for them.
That's a completely pointless debate though because the idea of being "trans" inherently rejects physical reality. Shit would be like if someone said "I have 3 arms. The fact I don't have 3 arms doesn't matter, I feel like I have 3 arms. Now let's debate the fact I have 3 arms". You can't debate the truth of something when you take the only ways to objectively prove it false off the table.

If we're forced to accept that being trans is real, and the only place being trans exists is in people's heads, then anyone who says they're trans is just as legitimately trans as any other.
 
At this point, I wouldn't doubt Chris would have more fucked up illegal content on his devices, since I personally can't recall if he even had a working computer as opposed to just smartphones.
I was listening to that new audio that just got leaked and near the end they’re talking about how easy it is to get kiddie porn my perspective is slowly shifting
 
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