POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

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If it sells, what do you think you'd find in there? The trunk, the glovebox, all around the floor?

What's the prize for the kiwi who gets Chris's car?
Someone put this idea in Gunt's head so he can buy Chris' car to open up the glove compartment on Livestream like some kind of autistic Geraldo Rivera only to find discarded McDonald's wrappers.
 
I used to feel so bad for Chris and the situation he was in, but he keeps digging himself in deeper and deeper holes. He hits rock bottom and just keeps going. Maybe going to jail is the best thing for him. He can be away from the internet and people like us for as long as possible, and just reflect on his life. Despite the prison rape jokes, this might actually be good for him.
The bastard's not only hit rock bottom, he's broken through it and is swimming through the void
 
Do you think he understands how serious this is, or does he think he is going to skate by like he usually does?
Check out the video of the arrest again, and the mugshot too. He seems to be confident. He doesn't seem to realize what the fuck is actually happening. As far as we know, his awful life is effectively fucked for good, and here he is, smiling and sperging about CWCville.
 
Chris is gonna go Cape Fear and track-down each and every poor bastard that lead to his arrest if he gets out. Either that or he dies in prison
Chris becoming a vigilante Joker would be the icing on the cake. Every last one of us that ever posted to the farm goes on his hitlist. He becomes the internet boogieman. Portals open in space-time with fists that rend us asunder in a single mighty autism-strength punch.

I want to see an edit of this, but Chris Chan:
 
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10cquarters says the teflon tard gets off with a minor charge and a few months in jail/no jail time

mia hamm is probably sitting in a dark room somewhere necking rotgut and loading a revolver with a single bullet
i feel bad for the prosecutor who has to cross examine him for days

'are these your posts?'
hmm well STRESS SIGH actually sonichu was possessing me at the time you see the dimensional merge is about to happen and...'

poor fucker is gonna go through more xanax than a mumble rapper
 
I used to feel so bad for Chris and the situation he was in, but he keeps digging himself in deeper and deeper holes. He hits rock bottom and just keeps going. Maybe going to jail is the best thing for him. He can be away from the internet and people like us for as long as possible, and just reflect on his life. Despite the prison rape jokes, this might actually be good for him.
I stopped sympathizing the moment I found out Chris put down his neighbours cat for no reason. Truly psycho shit.
 
Check out the video of the arrest again, and the mugshot too. He's confident. He doesn't seem to realize what the fuck is actually happening. His miserable life is effectively fucked for good, and here he is, smiling and sperging about CWCville.
It's because that was Sonichu inside of Chris, how can you charge a hedgehog with a crime he didn't commit?
 
Do you think he understands how serious this is, or does he think he is going to skate by like he usually does?
It's pretty clear that at least at the time of the arrest, by his own admission, he believed he did nothing wrong and that everything would work itself out. Probably he believed that once people saw that it was a true and honest, healing, relationship with a sweetheart he would be let go. I imagine that this idea was reinforced by the Troll as we know that they were communicating all the way until the arrest (and Chris didn't believe they were a troll.)

Does Chris have a history of changing his mind? Or is it his usual pattern to instead simply go deeper into delusion to justify his beliefs?
 
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