POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[FearsReality]

I wonder if he's been given a public defender yet.

Do we think Chris will have the wherewithal to plead the 5th and ask for a lawyer? Or will he forget what the investigator told him after five minutes and just keep talking?

IIRC…

You have to understand the concept of the question to plead a 5th which… although i may be underestimating his below-average IQ, he’s not gonna understand what’s actually going on around him to know that you must shut the fuck up around police

 

[Skipjack]

Like this bitch?

Man I can't wait for the JCS-style video if his interrogation gets released

 

[coomer destroyer]

okay so i have always heard of chris-chan and sonichu memes since i don't live under a fucking rock. but i never really followed his shit, and never really knew anything else. now shit is blowing up like explosive diarrhea everywhere and i have no fucking idea what is going on and who he really is. where do i go now..

 

[RodgerDodger]

I hope that @Null will contact them with the evidence such as the stealing and the audio/texts. And for the love of God for those who are reading this thread DO.NOT.WEEN!

Null has already contacted them about the money. They already have the texts and audio. That’s what initiated the wellness check.

 

[MaxFromKekistan]

I can almost 100% assure you Chris is not smart enough to ask for a lawyer and definitely not smart enough to actually shut the hell up so right now he's probably sitting on his bed in his cell not being questioned by the police because he probably told them everything they'd ever want to hear on their way to the police station

Literally without skipping a beat Chris would 100% be open and honest about the whole situation even though his smartest move would have to be immediately shutting up and asking for a lawyer

My prediction is Chris probably already handed them the case on a silver platter

Chris the type of nigga that would first tell the police everything, going into every unwanted detail about his sexy time with barb then ask for a lawyer

 

[Marigold_Souci]

Morbidly curious as to how the prisoners will react to the perplexing bent duck

 

[Fandom Trash]

>he


For once America was united for just that single moment in time.

 

[coomer destroyer]

Man I can't wait for the JCS-style video if his interrogation gets released

holy shit wait ur right wait for hasan to find that one

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

Lets take a moment to look at the mind of a typical troon. No matter how bad the crime, everything is about them. More specifically what they call themselves

 

[trueandhonestfan]

okay so i have always heard of chris-chan and sonichu memes since i don't live under a fucking rock. but i never really followed his shit, and never really knew anything else. now shit is blowing up like explosive diarrhea everywhere and i have no fucking idea what is going on and who he really is. where do i go now..

The CWCki in 5 months when it's up again.

 

[Reverend]

Holy shit I leave the site for six fucking months and look at all this shit Chris has gotten himself into

Enjoy this quality upscale of Chris' mugshot courtesy of Topaz Gigapixel AI:
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He looks like a fucking Hutt

 

[sasazuka]

Holy shit I leave the site for six fucking months and look at all this shit Chris has gotten himself into

Enjoy this quality upscale of Chris' mugshot courtesy of Topaz Gigapixel AI:
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The AI has made it look like his face is melting.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

What are the other charges they could be considering? Rape, endangering the welfare of an elderly/disabled person, assault?

I might be jumping the gun here, but I'm leaning towards rape. The only other thing that they have on Chris is violating the EPO and that's a very open and shut thing.

Edit: Could have on Chris. Also I suppose there is the possibility that Chris did something illegal that we don't know about, is unrelated to Barb, and was only discovered by police after Chris was removed from 14 Branchland Ct, but I think that's unlikely.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Fair enough. Guess we'll just have to wait and see if the courts will bend a knee to tranny shit, or just tell him he is a man.

ultimately it doesnt matter tho since the sentence is the same, and prison only cares about your genitals. got a peepee? you go in the peepee zone

but i still suspect chris wont make it to the slammer
hes just
TOO retarded, and he literally WAS under the belief that the sex with his mom was fine, legal and consensual. i think its the looney bin for our boy

 

[ToxicCatnip]

The problem is that many people know nothing about Chris Chan and they are the ones jumping in to complain about the misgendering. What I noticed that a lot of people who are informed, and know more about him, even with pretty leftist views will call him he.

EXACTLY. Im a fucking tankie for christ sake and even I know this freakshow amalgamation doesnt deserve his "real" pronouns.

 

[Awaken My Masters]

Sorry if this has been asked before, but since I don't know how America's legal system work, I was wondering if there's a reason why there's no bond? Does that imply that they believe Chris would try and run away regardless of bond?

 

[Spez]

EXACTLY. Im a fucking tankie for christ sake and even I know this freakshow amalgamation doesnt deserve his "real" pronouns.

go back.

 

[Reverend]

....still better than the last two Ghostbusters movies.

There have been only 2 ghost buster movies, there is a 3rd coming out that I have lukewarm hopes on.

 

[TruthSeekingDaimon]

can you imagine the collective TERF rage if he and the twitter trooners get their way and he ends up in a cell block full of boyfriend free girls

None of them are really boyfriend free. Those girls have drug abusing boyfriends everywhere.

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

I can't believe I live in a world where people are more concerned about using the right pronouns to describe a person rather than the fact said person raped his 80 year old mother.