POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

Why is this fucking asian dude showing up every time I search Chris Chan?
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No one gives a shit about Harry Potter or asians.

I feel so bad for these dudes. Holy shit. He's probably been asked about Sonichu for years now.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

In cali you can be held for like 3 days i think.

California Welfare and Institutions Code, Section 5150 - aka a "5150 hold" or "involuntary psych hold", and yes, it's for 72 hours. Whether Virginia has a similar statute I couldn't say.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Why is this fucking asian dude showing up every time I search Chris Chan?
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No one gives a shit about Harry Potter or asians.

Imagine being a man named Chris Chan and having your bit part in a Harry Potter film associated with an incestuous rapist.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Is that the same one who privated his Twitter account after the motherfucking news blew up? Dude is going to go apeshit eventually

No this is apparently an actor. There was another asian youtuber called Chris Chan that was a skateboarder.

He had to change his name to Chris Chann with an extra 'n' because people kept mentioning Chris in the comments.

 

[Full Race Replay]

I imagine people are going to be sending Chris mail and he will find a few penpals in jail/prison. The saga doesn't end until Chris dies.

Imagine if Chris gets baited by alogs pretending to be girls like old times

 

[Professor Iris]

Anyone wondering what Sockness is doing right now in regards to Chris fucking his mom and being sent to jail?

With any luck, he's trying to locate the tallest elevator shaft that he can find so he can do a flying leap down it.

 

[High lighter]

>Both the victim and the suspect reside in Greene County.

He's definitively going to be charged for rape. He's so fucked lol

 

[spinch]

late to the party because i was working, but
was incest just the charge he was arrested on? or is that his only charge?
because the incest they charged him with doesn't necessarily entail sexual assault and i'm TERRIFIED that means they found proof but barb is so demented she denied any wrongdoing.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

For ease of understanding, The Merge/Dimension C-137 (Because Idea Guys/Rick and Morty or something) is really nothing more than a bastardized mutation of Chris's escapist fantasy he's had pretty much since his activity started getting tracked, originally being CWCville.

I'm more or less aware of the backstory, but I've personally wondered for a while now how much of Chris' fantasies are wishful or gratuitous delusions he could be snapped out of in the correct environment with the correct care (ie, a minimum of not being able to run away and people who won't agree with him) and how much they are actually psychologically ingrained into his brain to the point where he is no longer capable of detaching himself from them and recognising he's trying to live in an autistic realm of make-believe.

I think when it comes to assessing the real integrity of Chris' psyche, there's a large difference between things like Josh simply not playing along with his blabbering and Chris being put in a situation where someone is sitting opposite him in person who isn't sympathetic to his stress sighs and has to attempt to rehabilitate or at least evaluate him. It's from that angle I'm saying being confined somewhere could ultimately be beneficial to Chris, and wondering if it's possible that those circumstances could cause him to let go of his pretenses.

 

[NIA-DOA 2.0]

I just listened to the entire released audio. This is bad - real bad! What Chris is describing doesn't sound consensual at all. It sounds like he groomed a senile old woman and then assaulted her. It sounds like he raped her. I don't care if I come off histrionic, that is what it seems he is describing.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Shit beaten out of him on day 1 (not for being a motherfucker, but just for pissing somebody off), and segregation for the rest. IF he even goes to prison.

Chris is going to be institutionalized. Most people seem to vehemently disagree with this. I will stop posting for a year if he gets anything other than a nut house out of this.

 

[100%black]

late to the party because i was working, but
was incest just the charge he was arrested on? or is that his only charge?
because the incest they charged him with doesn't necessarily entail sexual assault and i'm TERRIFIED that means they found proof but barb is so demented she denied any wrongdoing.

As far as I remember, it's the charge they are holding him on and "more charges are pending"

 

[AnimeAvatard]

I will stop posting for a year if he gets anything other than a nut house out of this.

Challenge accepted. I'm going to hold you towards this now.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Challenge accepted. I'm going to hold you towards this now.

I'll hold myself to it, anime avatar fag.

 

[pogo]

I just listened to the entire released audio. This is bad - real bad! What Chris is describing doesn't sound consensual at all. It sounds like he groomed a senile old woman and then assaulted her. It sounds like he raped her. I don't care if I come off histrionic, that is what it seems he is describing.

dont worry, you dont sound histronic. that is what he is describing

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

3. I give any lawyer three minutes with chris's ramblings and sperging before they give up on him because he's demanding to be be represented by Harvey birdman and or Lionel Hutz

Patrician attorney choices

 

[AnimeAvatard]

I'll hold myself to it, anime avatar fag.

Glad my avatar makes you seethe, works as intended.

 

[Les Morfalous]

I can't even imagine this timeline
>Where were you when man fisrt flew into space
>Where were you when the Berlin wall fell
>Where were you when Chris-chan turned into a BAMF

 

[spinch]

As far as I remember, it's the charge they are holding him on and "more charges are pending"

i thought so but when i finally saw the press release i was like... uhhhhhh what abt rape? lmao?
also rolling at the misgendering. they saw through chris' shit real quick huh

 

[Cherenkovblue]

I can't believe mutahar had to respond to this because troons won't shut up. Glad to see him telling everyone to shut the fuck up and focus on real shit. This is why he is one of the few youtubers I respect

It's nice that a broken clock is right twice a day, but he's still a filthy curry-eating dothead who needs to go back.