POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[PipTheAlchemist]

His mind is more broken than a glass smashed into a million pieces. It's obvious he literally thinks our universe is going to merge with cartoons and anime. Even worse that he thinks he's a yellow Sonic living in his own body which he prefers to be called "Mama".
I don't think he's going to last long in prison. Either he gets his ass beaten to death or he gives himself the rope.

He's never going to kill himself, no matter how bad his life gets. Chris's ego is too big for him to want to die

 

[bigrigger]

I used to feel like I was one click away from being Chris chan, that if I had fallen down the same Internet rabbit holes and been similarly lonely enough it could happen to any of us, but I can sleep easy knowing that I would never rape my mother.

 

[Kokothegorilla]

He's never going to kill himself, no matter how bad his life gets. Chris's ego is too big for him to want to die

The "spoonyone" has entered the chat.

 

[An Elegant Mushroom]

i normally have no sympathy for police officers but after they are done with this case,the whole Green County Sheriffs office deserve vacation,payrise and free psychiatric help

 

[sibling issues]

i normally have no sympathy for police officers but after they are done with this case,the whole Green County Sheriffs office deserve vacation,payrise and free psychiatric help

the whole city where he lives needs it, the droves of weens that invade

 

[AnimeAvatard]

i normally have no sympathy for police officers

>account made on Saturday at 1:27 AM

Found the Twitter fag

 

[Spectre777]

i normally have no sympathy for police officers but after they are done with this case,the whole Green County Sheriffs office deserve vacation,payrise and free psychiatric help

Go piss and moan about cops back on Twitter newfag. If there is anything I despise more than trannies shitting up the forum its ACAB faggots like yourself hating cops for doing their jobs.

 

[Happy Fish]

I used to feel like I was one click away from being Chris chan, that if I had fallen down the same Internet rabbit holes and been similarly lonely enough it could happen to any of us, but I can sleep easy knowing that I would never rape my mother.

You'd have to be Norman Bates with autism

 

[The Missus]

I'm just waiting for the betting pool on what they're gonna find on his devices
I could legitimately see Chris justifying cp if he could justify motherfucking

OH COME ON!!!!

I assume the charges give probable cause for a search warrant for the house and computers, ect..

Going to be interesting.

If they find any recordings of Chris' explicit conversations with the times all those trolls pretended to be Chris' girl, could Chris get charged with more? There was one case where someone underage trolled Chris pretending to be a legal age girl. They had explicit talks. Later the person admitted that they were like 13 and was messing with Chris. Could Chris be hit with more serious charges even if it was discovered that it was planned by trolls?

Chris wouldn't be held responsible for something he wasn't aware of.

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

I used to feel like I was one click away from being Chris chan, that if I had fallen down the same Internet rabbit holes and been similarly lonely enough it could happen to any of us, but I can sleep easy knowing that I would never rape my mother.

Yeah, Chris was literally the inspiration to not go down that autistic/sperg hole but now. Well fuck dude I doubt you can go as bad as raping your own mom.

 

[An Elegant Mushroom]

>account made on Saturday at 1:27 AM

Found the Twitter fag

to be fair i made the account 2 days before that but the verification process didnt work.FYI its not like i hate them but i think there are better public service jobs to feel sympathy for(firefighters,Paramedics,Sanitation workers etc.)

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

First off:
>He

Second:

Chris is now getting world wide acclaim and I don't know how I feel about that.

 

[MasterDisaster]

First off:
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Second:

Chris is now getting world wide acclaim and I don't know how I feel about that.

Well Chris did use to say 'Y'all should know me by now'.

 

[Sappy]

So the charge is "incest" which means they found evidence they feel confident about, with more charges coming...I'm curious how far along her dementia is....will the court hearing be online so someone can get on there and record it for the rest of us to see and hear??

 

[GypsyBard]

I assume the charges give probable cause for a search warrant for the house and computers, ect..

Going to be interesting.

If they find any recordings of Chris' explicit conversations with the times all those trolls pretended to be Chris' girl, could Chris get charged with more? There was one case where someone underage trolled Chris pretending to be a legal age girl. They had explicit talks. Later the person admitted that they were like 13 and was messing with Chris. Could Chris be hit with more serious charges even if it was discovered that it was planned by trolls?

Do we know if any weens are there to record the moment police start the search ?

I mean a ween recorded the arrest so they might as well go all in and film the search.

 

[SweetWhosBeenGroundUp]

So weird to see Chris in the tabloids here in Bongland.

This whole thing has been half and half

Edit, link

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

So weird to see Chris in the tabloids here in Bongland.

This whole thing has been half and half

Incredible how all these retarded journos actually believe Chan is his last name

 

[Deutschbag]

Incredible how all these retarded journos actually believe Chan is his last name

Brother of the renowned and infamous hacker, Four.

 

[Revo]

Some anime autism incoming but Chris reminds me so much of All for One when he got imprisoned. He just got the crap beat out of him and locked up but was smiling like a freak and had no remorse because he knew things were going his way despite his defeat.

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In a similar light Chris is in the same situation and he cannot stop smiling because he knows in his heart that the dimensional merge is under way.

That's interesting take, but I doubt that most of the anime characters are like Chris.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

That's interesting take, but I doubt that most of the anime characters are like Chris.

The word is an anime and Chris is the protagonist.

So maybe after this arc the world will end?