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Emperor Julian said:
I'm pretty confident chris is going to the looney bin. It's a bit of a no brainer when you speak to her/him. To be candid the only thing stopping it before was misguided Liberal woo combined with conservative stingyness.
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Lol This article is insane, takes me back to simpler times
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
Especially if he starts talking about the merge or that he's swapped bodies with Sonichu.

But then I'd wager that the doctors are going to Google him, find his Jewtube page and have a field day going through all the things they find.
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Imagine if, due to all of the extensive documentation, the doctors are able to somehow piece it all together to and either find a cure for his (and maybe all) autism or possibly enhance and weaponize it via some kind of applied gain-of-tard-function research.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
I'm pretty confident chris is going to the looney bin. It's a bit of a no brainer when you speak to her/him. To be candid the only thing stopping it before was misguided Liberal woo combined with conservative stingyness.
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The guy’s been gone in the head for years now. Was watching one of his old videos recently and it struck me just how far he’s fallen. Easy to not realize how fucked up he is when it’s a gradual process.

Don’t get me wrong, vintage Chris was a massive retard but the current saga would never have been imagined back in the good old days of pre-christory.

No way he walks away from this in my opinion. He’s gotta be institutionalized for his and other’s safety.
 
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Fappy said:
He’s gotta be institutionalized for his and other’s safety.
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That's why I think he hasn't been given bail. Because they don't want to risk him hurting Barb again, or hurting himself. I could be completely wrong, but I feel that if Chris realised the storm that's coming his way and was left to his own devices then he'd just neck himself.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
To be candid the only thing stopping it before was misguided Liberal woo combined with conservative stingyness.
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Thats why the Soviet system works pretty good, the woo'ers are dead already and 9x18 makarov is cheap, no loonie bins needed
 
Punished Brent said:
Even our Latino brothers are reporting on this! Naturally the whole world is reacting to the completion of the decade+ long “love quest”
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I like to imagine somewhere in mexico a grandson is having a hell of an awkward time explaining abuelita who Chris is.
 
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SERFnTERF said:
That's why I think he hasn't been given bail. Because they don't want to risk him hurting Barb again, or hurting himself. I could be completely wrong, but I feel that if Chris realised the storm that's coming his way and was left to his own devices then he'd just neck himself.
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Personally I think he’s too much of a narcissist to neck himself but it’s hard to tell. I always thought Chris was predictable in the way that most autists tend to be but I never saw this shit coming so who knows.
 
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