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Just wanted to chime in on this purported call with Chris in jail. Where is the confirmatioon that it was truly a call from jail? I haven't seen that as yet, granted with the amount of posts being made its pretty much impossible to read every post being made.

These brief clips mean that there is more of the call out there. That should be released with lineage and proof that it was a call with Chris while he has been under arrest.

Just how did this call even happen? Did Chris call this guy, if so why? Or did the caller initiate and if so, how did he get the ability to actually have what appears to be a normal conversation with Chris? Can you just call up a jail and ask to speak to an inmate out of the blue like that?

I'd expect, if Chris made the call, that he'd be a bit more stressed or sound more insane than normal and would be asking for this guy's help either getting out or getting his stuff from home that he seems to want so badly.

Unless this guy proves the call with Chris was made within the last week and releases the FULL audio, I think he is full of shit and is making a huge mistake by purporting to have spoken with Chris post-arrest.

If this has already been done and we have the full audio and proof of the time call was made, someone kindly point me towards the post verifying this.

If it is fake is he just trying to get views by by lying about there being a call with Chris while in jail? Or is he another idiot that is trying to make Null look bad? Either way, what an asshat! Like the guy who stole the license plate, not a smart play getting connected with what is currently going on in the Chris Chan incest sage.
 
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Truthboi said:
You must be completely stupid if you think Chris is functional. Chris is a complete retard who can’t comprehend common sense and even simple things like basic geography. Chris doesn’t understand many things that would be easy for a child to know and also is extremely delusional. If he were this normal he wouldn’t have been extorted out of $6,000 because two people threatened to destroy his completely imaginary town.
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After the camera shut down the screeching ended and chris went to McDonalds like normal.

with that logic people wouldn't get scammed out of money on internet all the time. the psychs etc agree that chris is not a child and is responsible for actions, has an agenda and all that. if you went to an all kids school in some town you probably met dumber people but they might have been saved by their personalities being such that they still managed to do something with themselves - or perhaps they ended up as junkies, in jail after getting into a fight at age 18 or whatever like that - I have known "dumber" and more ultimately rephrensible people than chris but they don't manage to stay out of trouble as long as chris managed, which is one of the things which makes chris's story interesting really if chris had assaulted someone at age 20 and been put to jail then or gotten into drugs around that time and got busted nobody would really care much about chris.

chris isn't brilliant but really not that far down the iq scale to qualify blaming that for everything either, lots of people believe in a flat earth while being completely responsible for their belief of a flat earth, if they're doing dumb shit that's on them, but some of them have fairly high iq if measured by traditional tests too - yet they're acting like fools everyone for different motives and reasons behind it, some of them don't even believe it but they're deep enough in it that they just roll with it since they're making bank from it or don't just want to publicly admit that they were stupid.

Chris's motives are extremely hard to decipher at times without the benefit of hindsight.

chris can understand common sense, just doesn't give a fuck about it because of reasons, which fairly arguably can make it worse, chris KNEW that pepperspraying the gamestop employee was wrong but did it anyway because of reasons. Chris also roleplays the main delusions(that aren't just chris being stupid, chris believing in some new age stuff and that is just chris being stupid BUT it's also further proof that chris knows that chris's own lore is just made up stuff and not real - another example if chris thought that sonichu could just make chris a woman magically there wouldn't have been no need for the hypnosis stuff and taint thing) and knows which aren't real, RP'ing up the delusions got chris acceptance, "friends" and most importantly of all attention and the merge stuff etc also very handily swept old stuff(of being a nasty person) under the rug and it worked brilliantly for that - chris even got a status of not just being outright banned from cons despite.. you know, not respecting boundaries or anything really - chris also was perfectly functional during through all the sonichu rp'ing able to get food and keep the lights on(even more so if we accept that barb wasn't capable of anything intellectually) - after the camera shut down the screeching ended and chris went to McDonalds like normal - well not perfectly functional but you know, enough functional to count as functional enough to be free to ruin their life and be responsible for it.

still, chris is pretty dumb(thankfully with those character traits) and doesn't have full grasp of creative process, partly because of laziness to study it because that's basically cheating like any higher art techniques(crutches but it's not like that everyone used them). if you just take just tidbits and don't look the thing as a whole chris is just plain crazy and can't function, but as a whole someone for past 2 years has been keeping the lights on and going to mcdonalds and buying the ensure - childlike chris is not.
 
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LiveFromNS said:
Just wanted to chime in on this purported call with Chris in jail. Where is the confirmatioon that it was truly a call from jail? I haven't seen that as yet, granted with the amount of posts being made its pretty much impossible to read every post being made.

These brief clips mean that there is more of the call out there. That should be released with lineage and proof that it was a call with Chris while he has been under arrest.

Just how did this call even happen? Did Chris call this guy, if so why? Or did the caller initiate and if so, how did he get the ability to actually have what appears to be a normal conversation with Chris? Can you just call up a jail and ask to speak to an inmate out of the blue like that?

I'd expect, if Chris made the call, that he'd be a bit more stressed or sound more insane than normal and would be asking for this guy's help either getting out or getting his stuff from home that he seems to want so badly.

Unless this guy proves the call with Chris was made within the last week and releases the FULL audio, I think he is full of shit and is making a huge mistake by purporting to have spoken with Chris post-arrest.

If this has already been done and we have the full audio and proof of the time call was made, someone kindly point me towards the post verifying this.

If it is fake is he just trying to get views by by lying about there being a call with Chris while in jail? Or is he another idiot that is trying to make Null look bad? Either way, what an asshat! Like the guy who stole the license plate, not a smart play getting connected with what is currently going on in the Chris Chan incest sage.
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well after prison show guy on youtube has been just calling basically random prisoners for a while now as content, the prisons and jails make money from it so they don't really care.

I wouldn't think of it as impossible though I'd find it maybe a bit suspect that someone managed to do it so quickly. EVENTUALLY someone will have a call with chris that's 1000000% sure. maybe even a videocall because that is an option now, but having figured it out so quickly and jail officials allowing it already and all that, that is a bit sus.
 
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After the camera shut down the screeching ended and chris went to McDonalds like normal.

with that logic people wouldn't get scammed out of money on internet all the time. the psychs etc agree that chris is not a child and is responsible for actions, has an agenda and all that. if you went to an all kids school in some town you probably met dumber people but they might have been saved by their personalities being such that they still managed to do something with themselves - or perhaps they ended up as junkies, in jail after getting into a fight at age 18 or whatever like that - I have known "dumber" and more ultimately rephrensible people than chris but they don't manage to stay out of trouble as long as chris managed, which is one of the things which makes chris's story interesting really if chris had assaulted someone at age 20 and been put to jail then or gotten into drugs around that time and got busted nobody would really care much about chris.

chris isn't brilliant but really not that far down the iq scale to qualify blaming that for everything either, lots of people believe in a flat earth while being completely responsible for their belief of a flat earth, if they're doing dumb shit that's on them, but some of them have fairly high iq if measured by traditional tests too - yet they're acting like fools everyone for different motives and reasons behind it, some of them don't even believe it but they're deep enough in it that they just roll with it since they're making bank from it or don't just want to publicly admit that they were stupid.

Chris's motives are extremely hard to decipher at times without the benefit of hindsight.

chris can understand common sense, just doesn't give a fuck about it because of reasons, which fairly arguably can make it worse, chris KNEW that pepperspraying the gamestop employee was wrong but did it anyway because of reasons. Chris also roleplays the main delusions(that aren't just chris being stupid, chris believing in some new age stuff and that is just chris being stupid BUT it's also further proof that chris knows that chris's own lore is just made up stuff and not real - another example if chris thought that sonichu could just make chris a woman magically there wouldn't have been no need for the hypnosis stuff and taint thing) and knows which aren't real, RP'ing up the delusions got chris acceptance, "friends" and most importantly of all attention and the merge stuff etc also very handily swept old stuff(of being a nasty person) under the rug and it worked brilliantly for that - chris even got a status of not just being outright banned from cons despite.. you know, not respecting boundaries or anything really - chris also was perfectly functional during through all the sonichu rp'ing able to get food and keep the lights on(even more so if we accept that barb wasn't capable of anything intellectually) - after the camera shut down the screeching ended and chris went to McDonalds like normal - well not perfectly functional but you know, enough functional to count as functional enough to be free to ruin their life and be responsible for it.

still, chris is pretty dumb(thankfully with those character traits) and doesn't have full grasp of creative process, partly because of laziness to study it because that's basically cheating like any higher art techniques(crutches but it's not like that everyone used them). if you just take just tidbits and don't look the thing as a whole chris is just plain crazy and can't function, but as a whole someone for past 2 years has been keeping the lights on and going to mcdonalds and buying the ensure - childlike chris is not.
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Chris raping Barb is like playing the claw machine at the mall---intellectually you know you're never going to win a Switch, but that doesn't stop you from spending money and trying anyway and telling your friends. And if you DID win the Switch out of the claw machine, well, you'd brag to EVERYBODY, friends, complete strangers, and especially those haters who told you to give up and stop wasting your money. Barb is the Nintendo Switch.
 
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Chris raping Barb is like playing the claw machine at the mall---intellectually you know you're never going to win a Switch, but that doesn't stop you from spending money and trying anyway and telling your friends. And if you DID win the Switch out of the claw machine, well, you'd brag to EVERYBODY, friends, complete strangers, and especially those haters who told you to give up and stop wasting your money. Barb is the Nintendo Switch.
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Honestly I think this was more of a a "failcest" than a "wincest" for Chris.

Especially considering the fact that there was allegedly another woman who actually wanted to sleep with Chris consensually (and without him paying for it), and he decided to sexually assault his mom instead.
 
LiveFromNS said:
Just wanted to chime in on this purported call with Chris in jail. Where is the confirmatioon that it was truly a call from jail? I haven't seen that as yet, granted with the amount of posts being made its pretty much impossible to read every post being made.

These brief clips mean that there is more of the call out there. That should be released with lineage and proof that it was a call with Chris while he has been under arrest.

Just how did this call even happen? Did Chris call this guy, if so why? Or did the caller initiate and if so, how did he get the ability to actually have what appears to be a normal conversation with Chris? Can you just call up a jail and ask to speak to an inmate out of the blue like that?

I'd expect, if Chris made the call, that he'd be a bit more stressed or sound more insane than normal and would be asking for this guy's help either getting out or getting his stuff from home that he seems to want so badly.

Unless this guy proves the call with Chris was made within the last week and releases the FULL audio, I think he is full of shit and is making a huge mistake by purporting to have spoken with Chris post-arrest.

If this has already been done and we have the full audio and proof of the time call was made, someone kindly point me towards the post verifying this.

If it is fake is he just trying to get views by by lying about there being a call with Chris while in jail? Or is he another idiot that is trying to make Null look bad? Either way, what an asshat! Like the guy who stole the license plate, not a smart play getting connected with what is currently going on in the Chris Chan incest sage.
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i dont know how jail works there but in Massachusetts, you can only call out.. you don't get incoming calls at all. prisoners don't have individual phones. so the only way i can see it is if he called out.. that is also recorded and expensive as a weird collect call, there would be a list of numbers he is allowed to call as well.
 
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LiveFromNS said:
Just wanted to chime in on this purported call with Chris in jail. Where is the confirmatioon that it was truly a call from jail? I haven't seen that as yet, granted with the amount of posts being made its pretty much impossible to read every post being made.

These brief clips mean that there is more of the call out there. That should be released with lineage and proof that it was a call with Chris while he has been under arrest.

Just how did this call even happen? Did Chris call this guy, if so why? Or did the caller initiate and if so, how did he get the ability to actually have what appears to be a normal conversation with Chris? Can you just call up a jail and ask to speak to an inmate out of the blue like that?

I'd expect, if Chris made the call, that he'd be a bit more stressed or sound more insane than normal and would be asking for this guy's help either getting out or getting his stuff from home that he seems to want so badly.

Unless this guy proves the call with Chris was made within the last week and releases the FULL audio, I think he is full of shit and is making a huge mistake by purporting to have spoken with Chris post-arrest.

If this has already been done and we have the full audio and proof of the time call was made, someone kindly point me towards the post verifying this.

If it is fake is he just trying to get views by by lying about there being a call with Chris while in jail? Or is he another idiot that is trying to make Null look bad? Either way, what an asshat! Like the guy who stole the license plate, not a smart play getting connected with what is currently going on in the Chris Chan incest sage.
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I just got back from a drive to pick up a car three states over.
It seems I missed a few things.
Can I please get a link or a post to these calls or evidence of these calls because I would very much like to hear them.
 
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I just got back from a drive to pick up a car three states over.
It seems I missed a few things.
Can I please get a link or a post to these calls or evidence of these calls because I would very much like to hear them.
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I saw the clips archived in another thread, but here is the link to the YT vid with the clips that appeared earlier in this thread.
 
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Just going through other threads to catch up and came across what appears to be the full audio of the call. Haven't listened to it yet, 21 mins.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-court-appearance.97262/post-9686850
Its on the CWCville Library channel and here is comment accompanying vid. There are 50 comments at the moment.
"Had a hard time whether I should upload this or not, anyhow, unknown sent me this for uploading here about a recorded call between Chris and an unknown woman discussing the "relationship" between Chris and his mum. Not my video, I don't know who the "interviewer" is, Pretty disgusting and sick conversation by both IMO."
 
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Is it legal to record a prisoner's call? Other than the proper authorities, that is.
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This remains one of the dumbest repeated questions. You must be like Chandler, if you say it is CONFIDENTIAL that is legal binding like trademark or copyright, but with none of the icky paperwork, and filing fees!!! It's a magic sealing curse!

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Almost ALL prison phone calls are already recorded. You know, so that you can't make your family and gang member carry out assassination orders with a "but I was in prison :V" or jailbreak, or coordinate smuggling or etc. Etc. You inherently waive your right NOT to be recorded when accepting prison calls, so yeaaaaah, by all means, catfish all the murderers you want for lulz. So long as it doesn't get in the way of the cops' job, it can only help them? And it's your dime, literally, since they call collect.

TLDR you WILL be recorded in prison calls. You can totally keep a double copy if you want. And even w/o VA being one-party, prisoner's waive their rights EXCEPT when talking to their lawyers, and even then, you shouldn't say anything incriminating or that you don't want public. Seriously.

Zuckerberg has destroyed this generation.

Well, then again, Chris doesn't even have that excuse he's just dumb as fuck.
 
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Dragons actually. I hate that I understood that gobbledegook. Unless this is a joke on his accent mispronouncing Merlin as Marlin then, I'm sorry. I was distracted by how hes so racist he talks to his first British guy and instantly goes "That reminds me! Let me, an insane incestuous rapist redneck tranny American correct your culture's deep lore for you."

But I was surprised it was sort of lucid??? I mean... For "dimensional merge" gibberish where no detail is accurate to anything because it's all made up on the seat of his pants. Apparently Merlin is the reason all the dragons got sent to other dimensions, and something something goddess bringing them back. Although, I almost wish I could ask about how he thinks the Lady of the Lake fit in, but my brain would melt out my ears before I could handle the answer, I'm sure.

Keep in mind: DO NOT TOUCH POOP. It won't just cost your mind, soul, time,band any vestige resembling dignity -- but all prison calls must be made from them CALL COLLECT to you. Aka: you will foot the bill. And if you are overseas, it will be exorbitant. Because if you haven't caught on despite our warnings, the US prison system is racket. So don't worry, Jack might make it back via weens, but it wasn't cheap.
 
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This remains one of the dumbest repeated questions. You must be like Chandler, if you say it is CONFIDENTIAL that is legal binding like trademark or copyright, but with none of the icky paperwork, and filing fees!!! It's a magic sealing curse!
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If you ever got a collect call from jail (they can't take incoming calls in jail), the first thing it says is the call will be recorded and monitored. Then they tell you the utterly outrageous per minute cost.
 
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