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Heh, even zoomers are getting sick of it by now.
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gays don't really have the same win condition as normal people (long term stability and family)
when that's completely off the table, all that is left to strive for is hedonism, which aligns perfectly with the poly lifestyle
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Dunno of this one specifically is genuine, but ive seen many of the sort
Lots of young black women specifically calling out polyarmoroury bc they aint afraid of getting cancelled
And i still havent. Girl on the right isnt too bad, but the other two..
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I could maybe potentially seeing it work in a throuple situation where all three people have love for one another. But do you know how often a successful arrangement like that happens?
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I get the feeling anyone who could make a throuple work would not be interested in doing it, while anyone interested in a throuple is unfit to handle it. If you understand spending time with someone and intimacy, you don't try to get a 3rd person involved. If you don't understand spending time and intimacy, you can't maintain two relationships.
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That dude must have a two foot cock in order to get past all that disgusting fat and achieve penetration.
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Wellllllll what about mosquito leks where the female blood sucker just flies through a cloud of tiny weak males while she takes what she gets at random?
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I kind of get the feeling most stable throuple situations fall under the "one partner gets off on the other one fucking someone" category. I could be wrong.
When I was growing up, there was this couple up the road that were really obviously swingers and we all used to talk about how they had all these hot tub parties and stuff on the school bus. I'm in my early 40s, and they are still together now AFAIK. That's how I know there are couples that make the swinger thing work. I think even the stable arrangements like that are more the exception than the rule, though.
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Yeah, check out Becky Gerber's thread for "working" polyamory - and by "working" I mean she's still married to Cuck #1 after 20ish years. He's into being cucked and she loves rotating through an increasingly degenerate and ugly roster of men she meets on FetLife and crying about how she lost the love of her life every 6 months. She seems to literally forget that she's married and has a child (by a different Cuck) on the regular in favor of finding and jumping on strange dick.
Her thread's a little slow atm because she's going through custody shit, but yeah. Super functional. Everyone is completely miserable.
Yeah but even with them it seems to pretty steadily erode the main relationship until they're basically roommates. Or so I've noticed.
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This is from three years ago and completely predicted the fetish part being the future as all sorts are now fully included into the "pride" group.. They legitimately do include random fetishes (being furry, for example). Hell on Twitter these retards (legitimately unironically) wanted to add part of the Ukrainian flag into the LGBTIEA flag because....trannies like ukraine?
Now can anyone track WHERE this devolution stemmed from? I think we could work it out together.
L....lesbian? Oh that's a sexuality. Two girls.
G....gay? Oh that's a sexuality. Two guys.
B....bisexual? Oh that's a sexuality. Both
T....."sex and gender are different" (according to themselves) so specifically NOT a sexuality. Realistically what do lesbians and trannies have even remotely in common? Where do their concerns at all overlap? "FTM" even completely missed literally every part about the gay struggle as well and what they had to fight against, their issues, etc. A CIS woman can relate far more to struggles and issues of a lesbian than a troon can.
And then after the T the entire dam broke. "Q" which now means "basically anything", Intersex (which isn't a sexuality), "2S" if you're canadian which isn't a sexuality. If any type of anything that doesn't even have to be sexuality related can be included (except CIS, that's gross and weird and also gay) then how could fetishes reasonably be kept separate? What's the difference? And as we've seen over and over in this topic troons have deeply, deeply infested muh poly. And if T is included, and poly is included, and furry is included...pedophile is a sexuality too, guise...
tl;dr: like everything else they've infested troons completely ruined the entire concept of pride and are the complete reason for it's collapse into pure degeneracy. They're also the ones that would shame you for thinking you can separate your LGBT from Pride (because you have internalized homophobia and are definitely transphobic).
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The “queer” umbrella label kinda implies that all the (ever-expanding) LGBT+ identities are functionally interchangeable to the point of being able to use one word to describe the entirety of it, and that every single aspect of it must necessarily consist of one combined movement. And yet hordes of people exist who will unequivocally treat you like you’re stupid if you have a problem with this or see that it’s obviously illogical and harmful.
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Caleb Hammer just had a throuple on:
The guy has a mental breakdown about halfway through.
The guy has a mental breakdown about halfway through.
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Is Caleb's stuff real? I used to watch it sometimes, but there were a few audits that seemed kind of fake, almost like people were lying to get on the show, and it killed it for me.
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I feel like it's a mix. A lot of it is surly exaggerated, but there have been several audits that were either boring enough or just normal enough that I'm pretty sure they're real. Maybe they bring in the wackos to boost ratings.
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The Labubu girl was clearly trying to antagonize him.
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Thread tax since I responded at first without including anything. Here's more polyfamory.
They apparently had a show (clips are in reverse order) and it didn't go well so they started a podcast.
It was on TLC and eveything.
I guess this all is relevant to what @Never Scored just asked about with Caleb Hammer, too. The show is certainly sensationalized, but the people themselves are real. Their tiktok account even has so many videos on it that at one point it broke the page I was using to view their channel.
They apparently had a show (clips are in reverse order) and it didn't go well so they started a podcast.
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It was on TLC and eveything.
I guess this all is relevant to what @Never Scored just asked about with Caleb Hammer, too. The show is certainly sensationalized, but the people themselves are real. Their tiktok account even has so many videos on it that at one point it broke the page I was using to view their channel.
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"Most success" here means "longest time to failure." I've never seen a proper poly gay poly arrangement last more than a couple years.
That's partially true, but not as much as you'd think. A true hedonist wouldn't need to maintain the pretext of a relationship, they could just go get fucked in the men's room or host orgies or whatever. Most gay guys do want some semblance of stability and normalcy especially as we age, because it gets harder and harder to restart from zero constantly with human connections, especially once the thrill of novelty has worn thin and you've aged out of "young and dumb and full of cum" phase. OFC by that point, you've picked up enough bad habits to successfully sabotage any worthwhile relationship you find yourself in. "Poly" is usually an attempt to square the circle of "I want to have a nice stable home life while doing degenerate shit on the side," but the man who chases two rabbits catches neither, as they say.
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I think it's like Jerry Springer where nothing is scripted per se, but there's an understanding that to get on the show, you need to present yourself as messed up as possible. And then when you're on it, you'll act as ridiculous and irrational as possible to make it entertaining. Another example would be America's Got Talent where people deliberately sang terribly to get on the show. They might not have been coached to, but they knew it was a good way to get selected and that it would get lots of attention from viewers.
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Fat, ugly and bad with money. They deserve each other.
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Caleb is probably going to have a brain aneurysm or stroke in the future if he gets more polyamory groups on the channel and trying to make sense of the finances and the logic of the relationship.