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LOL, just for shits and giggles I sent this group a request to join with my personal account just to see if I'd even be allowed in the gate. Fifteen minutes later I checked and I had already been rejected. Apparently cis males with brown skin aren't allowed in their kingdom.
Can't really back this up, but I bet (just like Chris and ADF) Kylie would gladly exclude anyone except pretty girls, if he could find a way to do so.

"All female hands on me!"
 
I also could've swore that Kylie identified as trans despite not doing anything at all to make the transition.
 
"The reason we say things like 'feminism 101' and 'trans 101' is because we are all autistic, and the only way we can understand a complex world and human emotions is to compress it down until it's a square peg forcefully shoved into a round hole."
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How can you meet your girlfriend in the Polyamory group when they fucking ban talking to other people or cruising for partners?!
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An update to the whiner from earlier: he's now convinced this girl is leaving her fiancee for him? "Hopefully she sticks to her convictions on this, I would hate to see her be sucked back into something so unhealthy." yeah okay, if she actually leaves her fiancee for this crybaby I'll be very surprised.
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edit: Why am I not surprised that one of the admins posted a discredited and widely panned "study" to justify their hugbox mentality?
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Polyamory (n)
: the philosophy or state of being in love or romantically involved with more than one person at the same time.

At 18,000 members, Polyamory is the largest group on Facebook revolving around the subject of polyamory, free love, and open relationships. Discussions there range from relationship tips to fun meetups. This is despite the fact that the group is closed and is ruled with an iron fist by members who have never been in an open relationship, or are even in any relationships at all.

The Farms tends to throw around Social Justice as a catch all for people they don't like, but in this scenario it truly fits. A group dedicated to sexuality has such draconian and arbitrary rules for a designated safe space that even "liking" a post one of the mod team finds offensive will net you a ban. Weekly at least one public post is made decrying the oppressive nature of the moderators who, in return, ban the user, delete the post, and copy/paste it as an announcement for others to shun and harass them.

A quick breakdown of their rules:
  • Keep posts on topic or be banned
  • Cruising for hookups will get you banned
  • Dan Savage is banned
  • Add trigger warnings when asked or be banned
  • Telling people trigger warnings are dumb will get you a ban
  • Don't tell people you're leaving or you'll be banned
  • Don't delete anything you post if someone else replied to it
  • No seriously don't try to hook up with people or bann
  • Polyamory has "no definition", defining it gets you banned
    • But "critical analysis" of our own idea of it is encouraged
  • Something about face shots only being allowed in some threads
  • Don't randomly talk to or friend other people or you will get banned
  • Don't "stalk" others or you will get banned
  • Don't take screenshots of this group because cheaters have rights
  • Any post that doesn't meet "accessibility guidelines" will be edited or removed
  • All images HAVE to have a written description
  • All videos and audio HAVE to have a transcription
  • Misgendering people results in a ban
  • Pet names, and gender-based honorifics, result in bans too
  • Never just call someone a first name. It's full name only, or threat of ban
  • Don't use "poly" or "polya" because it may offend polynesians [archive]
  • Report any post that upsets you so moderators can swiftly ban the offending person
  • You will also get banned for...
    • persistent unexamined privlege
    • exclusion of women
    • exclusion of transgenders
    • exclusion of sex workers
    • exclusion of anyone not white
    • Grammar policing [archive]
    • Ableism
    • Fun
And no, that's not a joke. Check out the image marked as "community guidelines". Nothing says inclusive community discussing human sexuality like 1000 words dedicated to bannable offenses. One of the main moderators is Kylie Brooks, our favorite disabled genderqueer bisexual transgendered deaf black incel male presenting wheelchair bound dyke. In the following posts I plan to examine the rest of the moderator team. I will also be posting many funny screen shots of Facebook "BANNED FOR GENDER CRIMES" screaming matches.

So sit tight, grab a drink, and check out a bunch of these stupid fucking rules.









So...I'm assuming ADF joined this group or something?
 
If these people really cared about disabilities they would write little bracketed texts describing their own Facebook profile picture every time they post.

[a diagonal close-up on the face of a flabby pale ex-catholic woman in her forties with a weak chin and small raisin-like eyes. there is a fibro affinity ribbon in the lower right-hand corner]
 
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I hope all you people whining about "Folx" will have egg on your face now. See. "Folks" means "men and women" but is not inclusive of non-binary and transgendered individuals. So that's why we HAVE to use folx so we're not being oppressive towards them.

God. Idiots.
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I also could've swore that Kylie identified as trans despite not doing anything at all to make the transition.

I think so. As I recall didn't Kylie make reference to being a male-presenting trans lesbian at some point? So funny because if a white guy with a beard and a dick claimed they were a trans lesbian everyone would either laugh or call them a creeper. Kylie can only get away with it since they're so oppressed in every other way. Even Jordan looks like Miss America next to Kylie.
 
I hope all you people whining about "Folx" will have egg on your face now. See. "Folks" means "men and women" but is not inclusive of non-binary and transgendered individuals. So that's why we HAVE to use folx so we're not being oppressive towards them.

God. Idiots.
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If we're going to play "Make up imaginary people that could be offended" they shouldn't use x's because they could trigger people who are afraid of them.
 
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