Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

[Constellationzero]

Here's some fresh pooners for the thread
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That vaguely Ron Jeremy looking poon I can STILL clock as a woman. That pooner waist, lol.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

That vaguely Ron Jeremy looking poon I can STILL clock as a woman. That pooner waist, lol.

That particular one has the exact build and hairstyle of my 11th grade English teacher (lol) They're all insta-clockable in their own ways, though.

At this point I derive positive enjoyment from the thought of these women getting blocked and shot down left and right.

 

[Pig Cups]

Everyone ready for some more dooooods?

“Deniz” looks like Tony Reed, if he was actually a girl.

Also, peep those two gigantic ogrehons behind the absolute, tiny woman that is “Ftm .” Really puts into perspective how inescapable your biology is.

I’d assume that a pooner has decent chances of finding a guy willing to put up with: “Of course I see you as a man. Now suck my dick bi-eh-buddy!”

Spoiler: TMI

Sadly, I was one of those guys (Post #12,134 in the Ls thread).

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How the fuck do you get a snail trail this thick and still have no hair on your face?? It looks fucking awful.

Eh…she’s got a slight peppering of gentle wispies under her chin.

I know I’m not breaking new ground here, but the massive, wide, childbearing hips on these girls is making me guffaw like a tard- as I scroll, I’m literally yelling “HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS” like Sutherland’s scream at the end of 1978’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers whenever I come across a new image.


How these girls think that they can pass as men with those things will never fail to amuse me lol.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Dead ringer for Eric Bogosian.

 

[Mike Patton Official]

I finally looked through all 37 pages of this. I gotta say I found a few common themes:

1) They all have a messy room. I don't need you to have an aesthetically pleasing room with minimalist furniture, but there's clothes on the floor and bowls of food scattered around. Yuck (major sign of mental illness already)

2) They don't drive (unemployed, retarded, "gays can't drive!" - a little joke among the queers which is just a massive cope; it's not because you're gay it's because you're stupid and lazy)

3) They can't host (because they live with their parents aka unemployed)

In summation: unemployed losers who have nothing better to do so they live in their own heads too much. TikTok-induced schizophrenia.

 

[Waffle Iron]

I finally looked through all 37 pages of this. I gotta say I found a few common themes:

Don't forget half of them seem to have like 500 little ailments. Joint problems, hurting their ankles while walking, constantly dropping things. Sometimes when I read these stories I wonder if I'm actually laughing at a girl with multiple disabilities.