Post an Outrageously Defamatory Lie About the Person Above You - It can't even be remotely true, either.

[Pina Colada]

Convinced Leonardo DiCaprio to send you dick pics, including a full shot making that face.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Is a Soviet Russian babushka

 

[Somar]

Wants to fuck Nala hard.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Has his significant other RP as his favorite anime waifu of the week.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Is actually the Eighth Child that the Digi-Destined were looking for.

 

[Bob Page]

is a mafia hitman.

 

[TwinkleSnort]

Is hiding a third eye under his hat.

 

[Pina Colada]

Is an angel in disguise.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

you've had sex

 

[glass_houses]

A legitimately decent human being.

 

[Red Hood]

Farted in an elevator and blamed it on the kid with cystic fibrosis.

 

[HY 140]

the creator of the shadow, they know the secret to time travel

 

[Somar]

Mother 3 is finally coming to the west.

 

[jewelry investor]

transports orphans for the organ black market.

 

[AF 802]

Is Adam Jensen.

 

[HY 140]

a professional overwatch player

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Has a fish pp

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Calls themselves a bully in the hopes that it will keep actual bullies from bullying them.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

threw nickels at retarded children while shouting "METAL RAIN! METAL RAIN!"

 

[polonium]

Paid a tramp so they could sew his butthole shut