post embarrassing things about yourself

[Osama Bin Laden]

Tumtum, not bumbum, thank you very much.

stalker child

 

[AgendaPoster]

at least have a layer of plausible deniability to protect me the next time one of you line crossers want to ween

Motherfucker that's the thinnest layer of nothingness ever.
You seriously cannot be that autistic to make a sock and let your tormenters know it's still you, so it can be screenshot, archived and the two accounts forever linked.
Either you're a bored shitposter in which case congrats for wasting 1 min of my life, or if you are Felix, you need meds and to stay the fuck off the web until you stop linking your presence online to your RL

 

[thebaddoctor]

Motherfucker that's the thinnest layer of nothingness ever.
You seriously cannot be that autistic to make a sock and let your tormenters know it's still you, so it can be screenshot, archived and the two accounts forever linked.
Either you're a bored shitposter in which case congrats for wasting 1 min of my life, or if you are Felix, you need meds and to stay the fuck off the web until you stop linking your presence online to your RL

There isn't a shred of proof I am who I haven't even said I am. Conjecture and avatars won't hold up in any court which is all I care about. I probably really am just a bored shitposter afterall. And I don't care about my "tormentors". They'll get bored before I do and it's got to be demoralizing for them to have prematurely danced over my grave

 

[Cats]

Last year I was vacationing in Mexico and I heard an old Mexican man screaming.

 

[AgendaPoster]

There isn't a shred of proof I am who I haven't even said I am. Conjecture and avatars won't hold up in any court which is all I care about. I probably really am just a bored shitposter afterall. And I don't care about my "tormentors". They'll get bored before I do and it's got to be demoralizing for them to have prematurely danced over my grave

You really don't see how you linked your two accounts, and how anyone can visit your first (cause nobody will delete your posts) and then read what you said about it?
Why would be courts relevant? Cause you said "nigger" a few times while being a Bongland citizen? Dude that's like a fine, and your family is rich. It's not like it'll destroy your career. Your dad will yell at you for a week at most and that would be it.
Your real issue is people fucking with your family and drawing the attention of your dad and brother to you, and they will continue to do that since you showed up again cause this is how the traditions of the site work. Being openly present on KF will destroy your relations with your family, which I will assume are not great enjoyers of lolcow milking and irreverent humor+slurs. And you showed you lack self-control and are addicted, after a decent start stopping the replies in the old thread and then cutting your access to that account.
Didn't last long eh

 

[thebaddoctor]

You really don't see how you linked your two accounts, and how anyone can visit your first (cause nobody will delete your posts) and then read what you said about it?
Why would be courts relevant? Cause you said "nigger" a few times while being a Bongland citizen? Dude that's like a fine, and your family is rich. It's not like it'll destroy your career. Your dad will yell at you for a week at most and that would be it.
Your real issue is people fucking with your family and drawing the attention of your dad and brother to you, and they will continue to do that since you showed up again cause this is how the traditions of the site work. Being openly present on KF will destroy your relations with your family, which I will assume are not great enjoyers of lolcow milking and irreverent humor+slurs. And you showed you lack self-control and are addicted, after a decent start stopping the replies in the old thread and then cutting your access to that account.
Didn't last long eh

This will be my final reply ITT.
My family are public figures. They use their real names on normalfag social media. Maybe they'll write a book about dealing with an (based) autistic but the little games that were tried aren't some silver bullet, just ween bs.
If you want to dredge up the painful past to innocent people, that's on you. You'll probably sleep just as well as me. They're strong and kind people, they'll manage.
If you want to send them embarrassing things I've said, remember they've known me everyday of my life. Could you imagine living with me? I'm more self aware than you guys seem to think. You can take things I've said out of context and live on molehill mountain but I'm going to have fun here.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

You'll probably sleep just as well as me.

Isn't it like middle of the night in the UK? Shouldn't you be sleeping?

 

[LGHDR+]

Felix has hot Moms. He rated the first 7/10!

 

[SIGSEGV]

You all already heard. I've taken a break and got myself together tho.
To the people who contacted my family, you crossed the line but I forgive all of you, because I am the better person here.
I will not be discussing myself in any context from here on out. I am here to talk about lolcows and now at least have a layer of plausible deniability to protect me the next time one of you line crossers want to ween my peen.

>I am here to talk about lolcows
Oh, so you don't mind talking about yourself, then?

 

[Doppelmonger]

Last year I was vacationing in Mexico and I heard an old Mexican man screaming.

I am glad you got he full Mexican experience!

 

[Shidoen]

In elementary school at home I used to dress up in my blue power rangers costumes at my house, sometimes in public areas. I stopped when I was in 4th grade but still.

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

I had a bad Hetalia phase. My Italy cosplay still haunts me. Fuck I was such a retarded weeb.

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

I once gave myself a bad mushroom trip cuz I couldn't find my dog when she was only hiding behind the sofa the whole time.

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

Instead of telling my Mom in hs that I brought a girl over to fuck her, after one of our neighbors switched on me, I Instead made up that it was a dude with long hair and that he was my ex.
My thought process being that maybe she'd be too embarrassed thinking I was gay for me to get in trouble for the girl.

 

[Shidoen]

I ate a girl out in her room with the lights off and she was wetter than usual. I went up to go to the bathroom and in the mirror my mouth was just drenched in period blood. 8/10 but i'm sure there's more than one guy here who's been through that.

 

[Broseph]

I would probably date a femcel.

I know I'm necrobumping but when you say "femcel" do you mean a girl who is a femcel because she's so damn needy and clingy or she's a femcel because she's really fucking ugly and no guy wants to date her?

 

[Two Hands]

Proclaimed I was an atheist as a preteen because I delved deep into atheist YouTube. Forgot about it until someone reminded me.
Fuck.

 

[Shidoen]

Proclaimed I was an atheist as a preteen because I delved deep into atheist YouTube. Forgot about it until someone reminded me.
Fuck.

You have more blood on your hands for denouncing god than I had in my mouth for defying god.

 

[CoolFool]

I was an adult when I realized that turtle shells are not separate from the turtle's body.

Another thing that makes me cringe is how I almost hurt my baby cousin when I was a teenager. I didn't know babies weren't supposed to drink water and I remember almost giving him a bottle of water because there wasn't any formula near by and I figured, hey, maybe water will help until we can get some formula. Right before I was going to give the bottle to him, my aunt walked in, saw it, and berated me about how stupid I was and how I almost killed the baby.

 

[Shidoen]

I broke my bed because my fat ass would always launch myself into it after a long day's work.