post embarrassing things about yourself

[Zamak]

i never learned how to do long division correctly. for some reason it just didn't click in my 10-year-old brain. the funny part is that i ended up getting invited to some "gifted" program because my test scores were good a few years later.

 

[Absurdity]

I post on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Agarathium1066]

I have a lot of boxes near my door because I keep forgetting about the bulk trash day like a retard.

 

[Skitarii]

I clicked on this thread

 

[Sprate Header]

The organization of the Photoshop layers for my pfp. Fucking hellscape...

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

My unproudest faps include Alison Hammond, Theresa May, Glozell Green, Ines Brasil and of course, Blaire White.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

I'm embarrassed by the quality of this thread.

My unproudest faps include Alison Hammond, Theresa May, Glozell Green, Ines Brasil

Well, you may have shit taste in women but at least they are wom...

and of course, Blaire White.

Lol never mind.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

I'm embarrassed by the quality of this thread.


Well, you may have shit taste in women but at least they are wom...

Lol never mind.

Like I said, my unproudest and most desperate faps. Not representative at all of the ordinary calibre of my wank bank. But I have to be honest - times have been tough.

I do draw the line though at Hila Klein, so there is that.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

Like I said, my unproudest and most desperate faps. Not representative at all of the ordinary calibre of my wank bank. But I have to be honest - times have been tough.

I do draw the line though at Hila Klein, so there is that.

"I drew the line at an Jewish woman who is ugly but a woman, but not a man in a dress". Again, you are not helping your case. Plus, you can easily find attractive women to crank it to on the Internet. It's inundated in that shit (a bit too much if you ask me).


I would have just left it alone if you just said you didn't say Blair White. This is exaclty why you don't say embarrassing shit on the internet, especially a site dedicsted to mocking the embarrassing moments of people with no filter.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I read you, OP.
Faggot.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

"I drew the line at an Jewish woman who is ugly but a woman, but not a man in a dress". Again, you are not helping your case. Plus, you can easily find attractive women to crank it to on the Internet. It's inundated in that shit (a bit too much if you ask me).


I would have just left it alone if you just said you didn't say Blair White. This is exaclty why you don't say embarrassing shit on the internet, especially a site dedicsted to mocking the embarrassing moments of people with no filter.

Sounds like you’re taking it a lot more seriously than I am, chap.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

Sounds like you’re taking it a lot more seriously than I am, chap.

More like you were dumb enough to air your dirty laundry to random people on the Internet. I'm laughing at you, not with you.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

More like you were dumb enough to air your dirty laundry to random people on the Internet. I'm laughing at you, not with you.

I’m really hurt that you’re laughing at me. Please, stop.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

I’m really hurt that you’re laughing at me. Please, stop.

Nigger, you should feel bad you jerked off to a man. Don't worry about what I'm doing.

 

[Colon capital V]

Reading the gay ass slap fight between two users not even 1 page in

 

[Skitarii]

Blaire White.

You're from the UK, you better be talking about the footballer

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I farted really loud in 5th period science, in 7th grade

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

You're from the UK, you better be talking about the footballer

This is a 10/10 in England

 

[Solid Snek]

I work at a school. Some retard kid couldn't do long division, so I gave him extra points on his test scores, and had him placed in a "gifted" program, as a joke.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Walking straight into a glass door.