post embarrassing things about yourself

[Chocolate Wombat]

I'm embarrassed that I even know who Blair White is.

 

[PFM]

When I'm at home I sit down to pee.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

In the school district I was in, starting at 6th grade, you'd use a locker in the hall instead of a desk in your homeroom. I had this super autistic fear of forgetting my locker combination constantly. So for that year, I managed to convince my mom to "home school" me.

Didn't do a lot of learning anything, but I did play a shit ton of RuneScape. Went back to school next year.

 

[Mojo Thief]

When I was in middle school, there was one occasion where the girls in my class were passing around a sheet of paper with the names of all the boys on it. The girls would then mark a tally for every boy they would kiss, and three tallies for every boy they'd consider marrying (keep in mind this was middle school in the early-mid aughts, things were still pretty innocuous back then),

My buddy managed to get ahold of the sheet and showed it to all of us. Of the thirty-something names on that list, only two lacked even a single tally. One was my own.

 

[Wraith]

I was in the PVCC back in the day.
I know stuff I shouldn't be able to know about cwc as they connect to things as I was NOT in the 'inner circle' or whatever they were doing. And I don't have the right to share for a long time.
The biggest thing is I am still extremely angry at Brian Bash (spell check) and I can't remember why at all. I have notes somewhere that I got angry at him for something and I don't remember what.
I hope the erasers fall off of all your school pencils, buddy! I don't care how old you are!
Now that's an autistic curse.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I can't tie my shoes. Shoe laces are stupid.

 

[SomethingProblematic]

I listen to this podcast "Mad At The Internet", that is run by some feeder fetishist.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

One time while I was working landscaping on a 100+ degree day we took a break at a gas station with tables you could eat at, I was leaning against the window and I pretty much left a greasy , sweaty shadow of filth in the perfect shape of my back and asscrack.

I bolted for the truck before any employees saw what I did and try to make me clean it.

 

[Skitarii]

Walking straight into a glass door.

Me too

 

[TerrorCorpCEO]

I'm gay

 

[Table Country]

I was once unable to find hangers in a closet.

To be fair I thought they'd be sitting in a pile.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I play Roblox

 

[Overcast]

I'm a sucker for a good wholesome romance story and I've been that way since I was a little kid. Even back then as a little boy I knew how embarrassing that was to admit, so I kept it to myself.

 

[lemonsensei]

I unironically enjoy watching anime. Im sorry Null, I have failed you!

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

I got triggered by a mass email between 40+ people I work with and sperged out in reply about how men get blamed for everything and told a private story about an emotionally abusive relationship and gave mega TMI. This just happened last week.

 

[Angel Fall]

Years ago at one point I had 10+ pee bottles in my room.

 

[Xanen]

I still love playing The Sims.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’m a short, gay libertarian who has been told I talk/sound like William F Buckley.

Have fun

 

[I NEED Cock Kornilov]

A couple of years ago I got drunk and tried to pick up a fat bitch at this party. One of the most embarrassing things I've done so far.

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

My dad once caught me reading hardcore porn