post embarrassing things about yourself

[Cyclonus]

I read femdom erotica.

 

[Shidoen]

I have experienced the event that makes you a man,
when the girl's father chases you out of her house with a shotgun

 

[CashMoney!]

I suck at cooking. There's no excuse, I'm just lazy.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

I've had a mole on my left arsecheek-arsecrack (where they meet) since I could remember.

 

[Testament]

I cannot whistle nor can I roll my R's properly. It sucks when I'm trying to speak other languages i'm learning and I sound like I have a speech impediment of sorts.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

I need a good, plausible plot in a porno to maintain an erection.

 

[fupaballs]

I live around a bunch of Mexicans.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

I have metric system OCD where every time I see mms or cms I feel and uncontrollable compulsion to convert it into inches and it usually takes a while because I suck at math.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I'm an extremely picky eater.

 

[Two Hands]

I make "mistakes" despite knowing better.

 

[MadStan]

I suiffer from re-vitiligo; its the opposite of what MJ had.

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

I hate white pasta sauce cuz it reminds me of cum. It probably tastes good though, but can't get past the look.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

I legitimately cannot use a can-opener.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I fell down the stairs at a concert farting the whole way down

 

[Jason Wynn]

I have my normal talking voice and my “business” voice where my business voice goes up several octaves and I sound like a stereotypical flaming gay guy. I’m aware of it but I can’t help it.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

I'm a lonely fat autistic retard virgin in my mid twenties that still has acne problems.

 

[Antony_the_spin_god21]

I still confuse Mark Wahlberg for Matt Damon till this day

 

[Chao Garden]

I just farted

 

[The Lawgiver]

Was browsing some blacklight reactive paints in a art store a few months back and one of the paints I was looking at flew out of my hand, hit the floor, and somehow exploded all over my pants. As a result one pair of jeans just has these bright green smudges on it on the direct front and one of the legs that I have never been able to wash out.

Spoiler: BONUS: Retread of shit talked about years back

Back in like 2015-2016 several of those fucking salesmen that try selling you shit in public areas despite not having a booth called me "ma'am". A good few times the last 10 years security guards at flea markets and casinos who were fucking visibly my age or younger somehow mistook me as unattended teenager. Now, for context I do not look anything like a woman or a kid so this is like secondhand embarrassment of those people's retardation more than anything. I brought these incidents up when they were new-ish years back but I got reminded of them due to some unrelated convo today.